Friday Caption Fun, Round 61
August 28, 2009 150 Comments
It’s been two weeks since Halo 3 has seen the inside of my disc tray so needless to say, I’m ready for the weekend. While Mythic Brawl, the current double EXP playlist of choice, doesn’t appeal to me, give me a gun and something to shoot and I will be one happy camper. You know what else makes me happy? When you come up with funny captions for random screenshots! So let’s recap last week’s answers then we can do this entire thing again. Off we go!
- “In an effort to become the ultimate rocket whore, blue team member replaced his left arm with an enlarged Rocket Launcher.” (newguy2445)
- “After several unfortunate accidents, ODST Steve was forced to include a disclaimer stating that they are not responsible for injuries sustained trying to duplicate the comic.” (Gnome)
- “A helmet-mounted rocket launcher seemed like a great idea at the time, until he discovered what the kickback does to neck vertebrae.” (Mizzy)
- “Ashamed of their small biceps, Blue team found a new way to show off their guns.” (duiu)
- “I know what you’re thinking, but that is not the reason. The real reason is just for insurance, that’s all.” (Monkey_lord)
- “Despite all of the explosions and the searing hot desert weather, Blue Spartan still gave me the cold shoulder.” (Tactful)
- “At bs angel’s request, Blue upped his barrel size.” (shadowsquid86)
- “While the SPNKr had been named after its intended function, the larger WNKr was named after its operator.” (Pete Cooper)
I would like to use this opportunity to propose a name change from SPNKr to the ever so catchy WNKr. While I work on drafting a sure to be successful internet petition, I’ll leave you to our customary captioning of another Halo 3 screenshot. Can you say nom nom nom?
Author: FALAEFAL THEIF
“NOM NOM NOM!”
gotta love the classics!
“Can you say nom nom nom?”
Why it would seem ‘the Light Show’ certainly can. =P
hey, she told me told me to so i did! =D
does anyone else see the teleporter on the ship?? not a qitty caption just tryin to point out lol
“ugh, this guy needs about a pallet of tic tacs…”
” Do a barrel roll! “
You win, seriously.
This reminds me of horror movies so much lol.
“We’re entering the cave…”
“It’s moooviiiiing!”
And I know mine sucks, I’m just remembering stupid movies =D
Star wars…. not a stupid movie.
It was stupid as in cheesy, I think it was a great movie.
Indeed.
“Shun the unbeliever…Shun!”
Lol.
That wasn’t an entry btw.
“This cave is not a natural formation.”
Dang you Louis Wu! Always stealing the good captions… Don’t you have a website to update or something?!
All that to say, good call sir.
Winrar.
That jumped to my mind the second i saw it…
“This is what happens after brutes joined the Godzilla Exercise Program”
“We’re caught in a tractor beam! It’s pulling us in!”
” Use the Boost to Get Through! “.
hahaha
The covenant had developed a cavity removing beam for all of their ships… they knew it would come in handy someday…
“This cave is not a natural formation”
-grunt feeds brute- “Here comes the phantom” (instead of parents saying here comes the plane or whatever) -puts spoon in his mouth-
Ya beat me to the “Cave” caption =P
Oops… should have read all the way through. :(
hey its ok. BS angel can just post it twice its so awesome
Oops, should have yelled at you, HellCat, and not Louis Wu. Meh, it was worth it…
Haha i beat everyone to the punchline!
Now say ‘ahh!’
Truth was so deluded, he desperately searched everywhere for the beginning of the Great Journey. Some were much more conventional then others, as clearly seen here.
Brutes are well known for their ‘phantom’ breath.
Whilst the average human swallows 8 spiders in their lifetime, the average Brute swallows 8 Phantoms.
“Mummy, where do baby Phantoms come from?”
Tartarus was after all named after his tartar problem.
Sick and tired of players boarding aircraft and leaving the intended area of play on campaign levels, Bungie set up a pleasant surprise.
The truth is, Phantoms don’t disappear in H3, they get eaten by an enormous Brute.
Oral in the Covenant is rather brutal.
You think this is weird? You should have seen the hole it came out of!
“Bill just remember to keep clear of the gigantic brute, ok, you hear me?, oh god damn it Bill!”
“Who disturbs my slumber?
It is I, the Reclaimer.
Proceed. Touch nothing but the index.”
If you don’t get the reference, then you need to go watch the Aladdin movies. Or youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXxfYUj9FJY about 8:22 – 8:55
You stole my entry before I had done it. That’s just mean.
I was just thinking about that scene :(
aww… i was gonna make an alladin reference… shouldn’t have read any comments…
BTW (unrelated) I Love the STAR FOX references
Aladin typos suck worse then this brute…
“typos suck worse then this brute”…. wow that one sucks… can’t use starfox OR aladin tho
“As the brutes studied the humans to find a way to destroy them, they came across the movie godzilla, they didn’t realise that they would not be able to control the resulting Brutezilla”
Failing to kill brutezilla from the exterior the crew of this Phantom decided to opt for the seemingly infallible tactics of Marcus Fenix & Delta squad and let the beast eat them.
Made me lol (In my head)
That’s the best kind of laughing out loud. When it’s not out loud. :D
“It’s ANDROSS”
The Covenant remake of ‘King Kong’ was a huge hit on their homeworld.
Covenant dentistry is fully automated at this stage.
That’s no Moon!
“Yes, and if you look over to the right you can see Earth’s …… … Hey, whose driving the RV?”
Becoming tired of all of the hassle with the Halo movie, Peter Jackson decided to move ahead with his next idea, “Bras”- a portmanteau of “Brutes” and “Jaws.” Millions of pubescent teens were outraged after viewing the film.
This cave IS a natural formation.
“Brute (Drunk and on steroids): I’ll take a potato chip… heh… and EAT IT!!!”
The Covenant abandoned their giant brute breeding program after the dental plan proved to be too expensive.
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UNSC forces experienced shock and awe the first time they witnessed a brute deepthroat!
Thar she blows!
“He who controls the Spice, controls the Universe.”
I like it.
“Dammit, who used the shrink ray again?!”
So… many… references…
After a long day of evil experiments Dr. Leet returned to his secret layer in Bruteskull Mountain
By the power of Bruteskull…
Man, I really need to get more sleep. ._.
“Yeah, sorry Tartarus, can’t see keyes anywhere here..”
“You know where else to check.”
“Is there somethin in mah teef?”
Hey, I hope your boss has good dental insurance!
“Introducing PhantomO’s! The new Covenant cereal to grow your kids big and ruthless!”
The marines thought they would loose the battle for earth, but when KING KONG showed up the tables turned.
Mmmmm MORE in THERE!!!!
Godzilla thought his dental checkup would be ok this time. Then he remembered he forgot to floss for the past six months.
The owner of the “Honey I shrunk the Kids” franchise decided to try branching out a bit more to the gaming community.
In my day, we just ate Flintstones.
“That’s no moon”
Thinking a remake of Godzilla was a good idea. The producers questioned why they did not use the elite model.
Frog blast the vent core!
I too, for some reason, had a desire to shout that after seeing this picture…
cavity search
watch out for mynocks
so thats what food nipples really look like… hmm
eating a phantom isnt normal… but on meth it is
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating his digestive systems is approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one
were gona give you some novacaine then we’ll begin work ok mister brute.
“Open your mouth, McBrutester. Here comes the choo choo!”
“They’re GREEEAT!”
“The Phantom-stic Voyage: The Two Brute-rayals”
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Try all new covenant cereal… damnit.
This cave is not a … damnit.
Dental plans have never… damnit.
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Up next on Fox’s Sunday afternoon movie: Honey I blew up the Brute and then he got the munchies
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No, Captain, this is much worse than getting Rick Roll’d!
The Covenant dental plan… it kicks ass.
RUN! IT’S GODZILLA! … Or is it King Kong?
When the UNSC troops started referring to Brutes as “Baby Kongs”, they didn’t realise how wrong they were on the “Baby” part.
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TOOTH!
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Due to copyright issues Microsoft forced Bungie to remove their aptly placed Paris Hilton cameo.
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Good Brutes swallow.
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Operation: Penetration would have never been succesful if not for the valiant efforts of Tonsil Team [pictured], and their rear-attack force, Sphincter Squad!
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Tragedy struck the US today, when Air Force 1 was attacked by a hideous, soulless creature more evil than Hitler and C’thulu combined. The Army has been mobilised, and all efforts are being made to take down Ex-Govenor Palin.
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“Holy shit Tito, we’re not in Kansas any more!”
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“My god, this strange, pulsating, veiny creature is huge!”
“Captain, tha-”
“Damnit Marine, there’s no time, we need to unload our large weapons into it’s wide gaping hole!”
“Captain, that’s exactly wha-”
“DAMNIT MARINE, DID YOU NOT HEAR ME!? WE’RE COMING HARD AND COMING FAST, AND WE’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO EXPLODE RIGHT INSIDE THIS CREATURE’S MOUTH…”
“Captain… That’s… That’s what she said…”
“that’s NOT a natural rock formation…”
“GET IN MY BELLY!”
“I dare you to just eat one”
“The covenant were shocked to find out that the movie King Kong wasn’t a documentary,”
“The newest Brute weapon came about when someone decided that Scarabs just weren’t Brut(heh)al enough for them.”
“After watching several earth films, the covenant soon decided that the best way to deal with their chieftan’s ulcer was a miniature phantom with a miniature crew.”
tastes just like chicken.
here comes the phatom!
OMNOMNOMNOM!
I want my babyback babyback babyback i want my babyback…
GOJIRA!
OMG IT’S YOUR MOM!
past the teeth and through the gums, look out stomach, here it comes!
trick or treat!
new! grape flavored grunt brute gummies!
grunts. you can’t eat just one.
brutznos TASTY TASTY!
suck that lollipop, ya freaky bastard!
you gotta look out, cuz the brutes are the same color as the mounta-AAAAAHHH!
the teeth should not touch
extreme dental!
mute it before you chew it (eau de hawty)
what has he been smoking?
sorry, elites give me gas.
white tortilla! WHIIIIITE TORTILLLLAAAA!
so that’s why there’s a phantom in sandtrap.
yet another view of the elusive ‘guardians’
McPhantom
pretty patties!
We’re gonna need a bigger boat…
We’re gonna need a bigger ship…
Ah, how I do love Spongebob :)
I’ve been waiting for you Star Fox.
“chieften i shrunk the dropship!”
“That’s no moon…that’s a Brute’s tooth.”
“We’re caught in a tractor beam! It’s pulling us in, Chewie lock in the reverse auxilery power”
“You can’t win but there are alternatives to fighting”
SUPER WIN
In Halo 3, there are many new weapons to use such as the Gravity Hammer, The Spartan Laser, and GODZILLA!
No one could have predicted the alliance with the Elites would result in them spoofing classic Japanese movies.
“Okay, okay, take the picture now!”
After dropping interview after interview and videos after videos on ODST, Bungie, tired of their fan’s complaints for more, gave them their new enemy. The REAL Gravemind.
“If you take the picture like this it will look like I’m about to eat that phantom even though its way over there! HAHA” the brute exclaimed to his friends while on a trip to a popular tourist location.
Covenant dental plans are quite impressive
“Now in every box of Hal-O’s, a FREE mini-Phantom!” Little did Mr. Brute know that the “mini-Phantom” really was bite-size. His friend, Lil’ G, snapped this picture, hoping that it would end up on Hawty McBloggy’s Friday Caption Fun!
The grunt pilot did not enjoy this reenactment of this classic Star Wars scene.
This is the reason why the Brutes didn’t try a variation on the Spartan programme.
“Must go faster, must go faster.”
“You think he has a blowhole we can escape out of?”
“Uh… I think he has some kind of hole…”
“IT’S A TRAP. MOLAR SHIELDS ARE STILL UP!” (The Only Star Wars Reference that Wasn’t Taken)
Admiral Ackbar called. He said to tell you “IT”S A TRAP!”
The brute pilot slowly moved towards the creature, realizing that it resembled his mother
I’m a firin mah…
*chomp chomp*
I said I could eat a BIRD not a whole FREAKIN SPACESHIP!
Get your toothpicks ready it’s about to go down! Everybody in the ship hit the freaking deck! But stay out of the pelican chomping teeth, he’s running the show let’s go…
(lonely island mock up)
“Is it in yet?”
Dentistry was taken very seriously by the covenant.
I think we need a bigger boat.
eating phantoms likes it’s going out of style!
Even though Bungie had figured out who to replace the Heavy on the Halo version of Team Fortress 2, they still couldn’t figure out what to replace the Sandvich with.
Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go Brutezilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go Brutezilla, yeah
-Modified Lyrics of Blue Oyster Cult song: Godzilla
love that band
“Do you see the nickle?”
I’m sorry, I just can’t come up with a good one this time. You’ll have to settle for a lame Star Fox reference, something involving Aladdin, maybe a Gradius schtick or two…
To beat the Pack Leader, shoot it until it is dead.
The surgical phantom was one of the Covenant’s many prototypes for medical use.
FLYING COOKIE NOM NOM NOM!
This is what happens when you piss off king kong.
Son, remember the time you asked me about “forced perspective?”
…Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like ScruffMcGruff took a bite out of crime…
Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track, then Jackie Chan jumped up and landed on his back.
ITS A TRAP!
In an effort to defeat the Humans, the Covenant made a deal with the Legion of Doom. And needless to say, Brutes are the new leaders.
That was bad, trying to get the point across that it’s a doom fortress that’s shaped like a brute, someone else take a whack at it.
“I’ve got a very bad feeling about this…”
“You’re all clear kid, now lets blow this thing and all go home!”
Okay, NOW we’ve done all of the Star Wars quotes.
No, not all the Star Wars quotes!
Judge me by my size do you?
Halo’s answer to Mario’s Big Bertha.
It was a shot.
BRUTE NEEDS FOOD BADLY
“Get in ma belly!”
phantoms now made by brute vomit
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, it dinner!
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This brute decided to take the ultimate sacrifice to destroy their hated elite allies.
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Secrets to a flat tummy!
1. Don’t eat entire spaceships in one bite!
2. Always drink some plasma fuel fluids whenever you eat anything bigger than a wraith.
3. I SAID STOP EATING THE DAMN PHANTOM, YOU GET STOMACH CRAMPS!!!
Dr. Evil having allied himself with the Brutes, was provided with his new secret layer.
“That’s not the worm… It’s the worm’s tongue!”
OMG SPONGEBOB FTW
YES!
Early screen-captures from “Halo: Reach” proved that Bungie’s new creature animator was none other than Ray Harryhausen.
— Steve just picked up “Clash of the Titans” this week.
“scalpel!”
“yeah, it’s definitely wedged in there. we’re going to need more guys!”
http://www.dictionary.com/suppository
Now would be a the perfect time.
The phantom menace?
“Bungie finds a great location to hide one of the new skulls”
“Unfortunataly for Chief the instructions for what to do when a giant brute attacks were written in Covenant”
“Open wide, Rubber Ducky, I am coming into your mouth now, over.”
*Goldmember Reference*
Click my name to see the video, i can’t work out html.
P.S. sorry for triple post :/
Triple posts really don’t matter here. I’d think, at least.
Triple post away! And for future reference, you can just throw a link in your comment and it will automatically make it active. :)
*Japanese Accent* GODZILLA!
What, like you’ve never seen anything hard and purple fly into someone’s mouth before!?!
Bow chicka wow wow.
It’s quiet, too quiet…
BE CAREFUL IT’S A TRAP!
Gun it chief! Right into the.. hangar…
“Docking into brute mother ship ‘OM NOM NOM’ in 3…2…”
-Cortana- What… is that?!