Twitter T&A Thursday: Master Chief Is a Girl
August 27, 2009 29 Comments
Twitter T&A is where I ask your T(houghts) about various video game-related topics and you give me your A(nswers), all via Twitter. Sometimes serious, sometimes silly, they’re all 140 characters or less. You know what they say, less is more. Or something like that.
*Thank you to @DasKalk, who clearly loves the Chief more than we knew, for the question inspiration!
“Why stop there, remove the chest plate next” had to be the best.
I can’t help but agree. :P
Same here. ;)
ditto
Yep lol, for sure ^_^
THe one with the teabagging is true… XD lol jk
Last week, on Halo 3
Or maybe it was ODST
Walked into a Firefight
Chief walked in – a girl, to my delight and I
JIZZED.
IN.
MY PANTS.
Well at least this solves the dilemma of: wouldn’t it hurt if MC got a boner in his armor?
That made me laugh out loud!
If he did get one it’d be so big it would break his codpiece
haven’t you seen monty oums video?
it shorts out that part of the shield XD
weirdest song ever. You should remake it with lyrics like these.
More like GREATEST SONG EVER.
then i too want a MC personalized codpiece… haha
If Master Chief was a girl, I would be very, very confused.
I’m sure some people would get a kick out of the whole Chief-and-Cortana thing, if it were true, though.
Funny you should say that. My tweet that wasn’t featured said something about Cortana being a lesbian.
‘John’ sure would be a funny name for a girl…
It could be “Jean”. That could be a girl’s name. Maybe the Chief is French.
…Nah.
Speaking of French… Have you heard any cutscenes from the French version of Halo 2? It’s not Master Chief. It’s Master Chef.
My first copy of Halo 2 was accidentally french. Except for the menus. (it was my first Halo) So when starting up the story I thought it was awesome the aliens had their own language >.>; that was… until the humans also started speaking alien and only then I noticed it was french… that for someone who had french for two years… hurray!
Réveillez-moi quand vous avez besoin de moi. ^^
-hugs icytreats- French is so hot
Mine isn’t there :(
WasiqKhan@bsangel I would say: “You use voice-masking too!”
Mine is funny , thanks for adding it
So the Master Chief is really the great, great, great grand daughter of Dr. Girlfriend?
I can’t decide if that would be really awesome, or really creepy.
I can’t believe I missed this one. Eh, I probably would have responded with something sexist, anyway. ;-)
YAY! glad you used my suggestion, too bad I wasn’t around to give funny replies to it :(
ROFL @ Apollo xD