IH3SotW: Packing Heat

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

halo 3 screenshot

*Thank you to immortal eNeME, who’s wondering why his Spartan says micro, for the heads up!

22 Responses to IH3SotW: Packing Heat

  1. OMG how did it take this long to find that??

    • the eNeME says:

      Hey!

  2. Grumpy Jedi says:

    I wonder if says something different for pink Spartans…

  3. JLay says:

    Wow, confirmation that the Magnum is a concealed weapon in H3.

    What, no melees allowed with this weapon?!? Deathscreen annoucement would be “You were dickwhipped by BS Angel”!

    • I melee with the magnum all the time!.
      It’s usually a headshot
      And it involves the left stick.
      (Not that stick you pervert)

      • UnluckyIrish14 says:

        If I was a pervert, and I’m not saying I am, I would ask, “What mutant has two sticks?”

    • DethPwn says:

      I believe the term is “cock-slapped”

  4. HellCat says:

    Magnum ha?thats unimpressive. I’m hiding a shotgun

    • danieljc2008 says:

      shotgun? psh. overkill rocket launcher… :)

      • iPurism says:

        Spartan Laser in these pants.
        I win.

  5. UnluckyIrish14 says:

    ‘Twas at this time that bs angel found out that while Blue’s codpiece may say “Magnum,” upon going into theater mode on Campaign, the Chief’s said “Rocket.”

    • Shurmanator says:

      Cheif’s said Rocket, but Sergeant Johnson’s said MAC.
      Yeah. I went there….
      lol this is hilarious. 2 years after Halo 3 was released and this is the first time someone looked down there… you always learn something new

  6. SoC BrownSound says:

    Person off screen (holding sword/hammer): Hold on, this’ll only take a second…

  7. StephaBon says:

    Nice tat!!

  8. HALO3syourdaddy says:

    Nice lol

  9. DethPwn says:

    At first I thought it said “mackin”.

  10. the eNeME says:

    *Pew Pew Pew*

  11. DTA MoonDawg says:

    Wait…does that mean he has a concealed pistol in his crotch plate?! I wish I knew that before!!!

  12. a magnum-fied taint!

  13. Aj50w says:

    So that’s how you carry 3 weapons in CE!

  14. ShadowNova DVX says:

    What exactly does this gun fire again? :-D

  15. Shurmanator says:

    Created by Donald P. Bellasrio
    If you never watched TV, you wouldn’t get it. So GTFO

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