What do you get when you mix one of your favorite video games, a group of rowdy friends, and a generous amount of alcohol? Many of us unruly types refer to that as a guaranteed good time. Bored stiff from the standard drink upon every death version, I have concocted a handful of gametype-specific drinking games intended to enhance your already pleasurable Halo experience. Grab your favorite libation, make sure you have a few buckets handy, and get ready for a scandalous evening of debauchery. And let’s just put it this way, these games are not suitable for Harrison’s mom. You’ve been warned.
Normal Version: Take a shot when you grab the flag and successfully capture it without dropping it a single time.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time you hear an incessant string of “flag stolen, flag dropped” announcements. Then stab your own eardrums.
Normal Version: Take a shot when you successfully beat an opponent down with the bomb.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time your team arms the bomb but the other team disarms it in one second flat. With only one person sitting on it.
Normal Version: Take a shot when you get a specific weapon spree (shotgun, sword, sniper, or splatter).
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time one of your teammates betrays you for said weapon. Then watch them not do a single thing with it.
Normal Version: Take a shot when you spawn and the hill immediately moves directly next to you.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time you spawn at the farthest most point from the current hill. Then curse when you finally get there and it moves.
Normal Version: Take a shot when you get a Killing Spree or higher while holding the ball.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time the person you’ve almost killed jumps off the map with the ball when you’re nowhere near the spawn point.
Normal Version: Take a shot when you successfully stick the opposing VIP with a plasma grenade.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time all your teammates run off and leave you alone when you’re the VIP. Btw, they took all the battle rifles too.
Normal Version: Take a shot when you successfully keep the other team from capturing a single territory.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time you veto Land Grab and then get Territories. Or vice versa. Fucking Halo.
*Always drink responsibly. Don’t drink if you are underage. Never drink and drive. Blah blah blah. Wort wort wort.
Posted by Connor Lonske on August 11, 2009 at 3:33 am
First of all, First.
Second of all, that is all.
Posted by BenOfBodom on August 11, 2009 at 9:28 am
Congratulations on getting the most ‘thumb-downs’ on HawtyMcbloggy ever!
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on August 11, 2009 at 11:33 am
lawl get pwned
Posted by Weezey31 on August 12, 2009 at 11:35 pm
He’s still 22 off my record.
Posted by Mace Windex on August 11, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Man, I remember my first day on the internet, too!
Posted by Cyrus the Virus on August 12, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Ha Ha the first time i heard that one I almost fell off my dinosaur!
damn that movie is hilarious
Posted by DethPwn on August 13, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Step Brothers FTW!
Seen it like 20 times!
Posted by danieljc2008 on September 5, 2009 at 5:23 pm
jerk.
Posted by Crazy A 64 on August 11, 2009 at 4:04 am
There’s been a sudden rise in the amount of “Firsts” on this site of late. Me no likey!
If I drank this would be awesome but I don’t… perhaps if I tried it with the blue M&M’s it may have the same effect?!
Posted by Scotty-Bob on August 11, 2009 at 7:44 am
That’s great! Yay for blue M&M’s! I personally like the brown ones better!
Posted by StuntDouble2483 on August 11, 2009 at 8:18 am
Unfortunately, as the site becomes more well known and traffic increases, you’re going to have more idiots firsting. One of the sad realities of the internet.
Of course, I’m just ass-uming the site is getting more traffic (I’m relatively new here, myself). Only Angel knows for sure…
Great article, by the way. I’m tired of “drink for every death” as well, as I die a lot, meaning that after about the first game, I have to stop or risk alcohol poisoning. Twenty shots of whiskey in 8 minutes just isn’t a good thing. Its a physiological fact, lol!
Posted by bs angel on August 11, 2009 at 11:24 am
Go for the green ones Crazy A 64!
Posted by DethPwn on August 11, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Red FTW?
Posted by UnluckyIrish14 on August 11, 2009 at 4:10 pm
[Insert Red vs. Blue quote here]
Posted by brmonkey on August 13, 2009 at 11:20 am
“BLEEP BLOOP! i have so many achievables!”
Posted by Ocean Man on August 12, 2009 at 7:38 am
or we could drink root beer. :)
Posted by Admiral Madden on August 13, 2009 at 12:13 am
if you drink enough pop, then drive a mongoose with a “penis-elite” riding bitch, you will find the image of the elite looking behind you that much funnier…
IT BENDS!!!!!
Posted by Omnicent on August 11, 2009 at 4:12 am
You forgot one.
MLG-
Normal Version: Take a shot every time you 4-shot a scrub.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time you get killed by a “laggy bk.”
<_<
Posted by -S- on August 11, 2009 at 4:21 am
“killed by a laggy bk”aka “everytime you die and blame it on lag…i mean it isn’t you, bc you’re naturally untouchable and not a bk”
Posted by Omnicent on August 11, 2009 at 5:04 am
“killed by a laggy bk” aka “everytime you die and blame it on lag…i mean it isn’t you, bc you’re naturally untouchable and not a bk”
Damn straight, us pro MLG types kill real good and aren’t afraid of nothin’! 0_o?
Posted by Jake on August 13, 2009 at 6:12 am
How about
Get drunk fast: Take a shot when you hear your super serious teammate that complains that everyone is lagging when he dies, but when he does good you hear nothing at all.
Posted by Wizzel on August 11, 2009 at 5:10 am
Lol. Angel is still not over that Harrisons mom thing.
Grifball version:
Normal Version: Take a shot every time you get Sword pwned with the Bomb.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time a teammate betrays you so they can pick up the bomb.
Posted by GeneralCupcakes on August 11, 2009 at 6:40 am
WRONG
Take a shot every time the bomb is dropped.
Posted by Staticrift on August 11, 2009 at 7:22 am
BOTH WRONG
Take a shot every time some noob gets the bomb and makes no atempt at arming it.
Although the noobs usually has to betray you to get the bomb in the first place :(
Posted by bs angel on August 11, 2009 at 11:27 am
Get Drunk in World Record Time Version: Take a shot every time bs angel accidentally betrays you. OOPS!
Posted by Staticrift on August 11, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Drunkenness or liver failure?
:D
Posted by BigCountry1369 on August 11, 2009 at 7:49 pm
^^^Replying to Angel’s comment above….
I would have died from alcohol related causes during Grifball weekend. Nix that, I would have already been dead from Social Skirmish nights of Territories/Land Grab…it was nice to have known you
Posted by Cat on August 11, 2009 at 6:45 am
Brilliant! Love it!
Posted by SPOC on August 11, 2009 at 6:54 am
I absolutely LOVE it! Thanks
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on August 11, 2009 at 7:26 am
I might have to start playing CTF more often…
Posted by Scott on August 11, 2009 at 7:30 am
We play with the K/D. The bad players would take a shot for every -5 they were and the good ones every +5. That seems to work good.
Posted by TofuDragon7 on August 11, 2009 at 7:30 am
Has anyone found when they play drunk Halo, they play better?
Happens to me, luckily I’m not bothered about rank/winning a lot so my liver can breathe a sigh of relief.
Posted by KalamariKidd on August 11, 2009 at 9:24 am
Dunno about Halo, but I used to play mario kart 64 drunk in my college days and it game me mad skillz.
Posted by bs angel on August 11, 2009 at 11:28 am
I do! Well sometimes that is. I have that fine line where if I’m happily buzzing it actually improves my skills as I hesitate less and play more aggressive. Pass that point though and I spend the whole time alternating between asking what gametype we’re playing, if we’re on offense or defense, making bad jokes, and falling asleep.
Posted by DeepCee on August 11, 2009 at 8:53 am
I should try this :P
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on August 11, 2009 at 11:35 am
What does ODS Steve drink?
Posted by bs angel on August 11, 2009 at 11:45 am
Whatever it is, you know he’s double fisting it!
Posted by DeepCee on August 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm
2 is better than 1 :D
Posted by DeepCee on August 11, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Possibly this
http://supercocktails.com/2025/Laser-Beam
Posted by Viktim on August 11, 2009 at 10:10 am
Why does everybody hate territories so much?
How about
Big Team Battle –
Normal Version: Take a shot for winning the game.
Get Drunk Fast Verision: Take a shot for every dropper.
Posted by Leeumm on August 11, 2009 at 10:18 am
Jesus. If I tried this, I’d have alcohol poisoning in the first 10 seconds of the game.
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on August 11, 2009 at 11:34 am
Maybe I’m getting up in years, but I still don’t understand drinking games. I need an excuse to drink? Besides hot women? I don’t understand. :(
Posted by halodrinkerextraordinair on August 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm
normal version: drink every time you get a montage moment (multi-kill that is a triple kill or above, berserker or above, double kill with one snipe, etc.)
get drunk fast version: drink every time your teammate yells into your earpiece about how they just got the most epic stick or most baller snipe EVER and how they should go pro
never-drink version: drink when someone on xbox live acts like a decent human being
normal version: drink when someone makes a callout that is actually useful
get drunk fast version: drink when someone acts like a douche-bag, an asshole, or a dickhead
in all seriousness though, these are kind of complicated and i probably wouldn’t remember them while drinking. My friends and I usually do a warm-up FFA game to 50 where everyone drink when the player in first reaches a multiple of ten. From then on, if we win a game we drink, and if we lose a game we drink slightly less.
Posted by DethPwn on August 11, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Mario Party
Normal Version: Take a shot every time you win a star.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time you’re 3 blocks or less from the star and it moves.
\-/
Posted by NartFOpc on August 11, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Recon
Normal Version: Take a shot every time you receive a friend request after a game.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time someone asks you how you got it.
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on August 12, 2009 at 6:17 am
Alcohol Poisoning: Finish the bottle after hearing, ‘OMG THAT GUY AS RECON!’ Bonus points if they’re talking about bs angel.
Posted by the Light Show on August 11, 2009 at 4:45 pm
meyagi and i are gonna have to give this our thorough “test and retest over and over” treatment.
Posted by HellCat on August 12, 2009 at 12:00 am
I’m glad i don’t play this game if i did i’d be throwing up over my console within minutes. And the fact i’m underage… but thats not a big deal, is it?
Posted by upsetgoldfish on August 12, 2009 at 4:04 am
Poor Harrison’s mom, she just cared too much…..
I can haz another achievement:
Bungie.Net – Get Drunk Version – Take a shot per number of “Recon” based threads in the forums.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot for every “My BR is BROKEN – DAMN YOU BUNGIE” thread in the forum.
:D Anyways, great post, nice games :P
Posted by Admiral Madden on August 13, 2009 at 12:30 am
Flood Forum Getting Drunk Fast Game: drink everytime someone posts a “BarrelRoll”
Posted by XMixMasterX on August 12, 2009 at 5:58 am
You’re getting very popular HMB :-)
You’re even getting ‘firsted’… or is that ‘first’ed?
Halo drinking game: Drink when a particular event happens.
Halo drunk fast game: When you turn the game on, keep slamming shots every time you hear the them song – you’re not allowed to push any buttons or start the game.
Posted by Darth_nazgul on August 12, 2009 at 11:46 am
If I was to take part in the get drunk fast ones, I’d become a living brewery.
Posted by ODST Alpha on August 12, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Needs more Flags that are being Armed, methinks.
Posted by Admiral Madden on August 13, 2009 at 12:28 am
Fiesta Gametype
Normal Version: drink every time someone teabags at least 5 dips before exploding
Get Drunk Fast Version: drink whenever you bring a plasma pistol to a rocket fight.
Posted by eclipser 84 on August 18, 2009 at 6:29 pm
I do believe we have just discovered how bs angel spends her saturday nights.
Posted by bs angel on August 18, 2009 at 10:31 pm
And Friday nights, and Thursday nights, and Wednesday nights, and … ;)