Covenant Bombs vs. Horned Melons
August 11, 2009 25 Comments
F1Fernando, an aficionado of anything and everything melon-related, was enjoying a leisurely stroll down the exotic fruit aisle of his local grocery store when he stumbled upon a seed-bearing plant that reminded him of the Halo 2 cinematic cutscene “Return to Sender.” His find involved a horned melon, also known as a kiwano, and the strong resemblance it bears to the Covenant bomb featured in that rather memorable clip. Right before snapping the picture he thought, “What if I miss?” but he assuaged his anxiety by repeating, “I won’t.” and successfully captured the shot. I believe the horned melon and Covenant bomb share a certain affinity, but what do you think?
So this means Halo is gay?
After all it seems a little fruity….
I can only assume that you mean Halo brings you happiness. And yes, I agree!
Well MC is coming out of the closet…..
I mean, he did rescue a horny fruit…..
Sorry I’ll stop. No offense was meant to anyone who prefers an alternate lifestyle.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Tartarus was the character that built the bomb, the way he looks at the arbiter always made my mind wander to someone saying: (with a game show host – style voice)
“IT’S RAPING TIME!”
I am glad someone figured out s reason for fruit. Even if it did HAVE to be the Covenant.
mmmm granaatappel
Haha, awesome find. I definitely would have thought the same thing seeing those =P
It’d be pretty awesome if a horned melon had a delicious antimatter center.
Can you pickle those?
Only in space!
I want one of those things. Then I can paint it purple and throw it at people. Now I just have to figure out how to make it explode on contact…
A thin coat of semtex perhaps?
Send a basket of these to the Covenant doorstep.
I told you all your parents are trying to kill you with vegetables and fruits
I get it!
He likes melons!!
I believe the horned melon and Covenant bomb share a certain affinity, but what do you think?
Witty word play is witty.
You saw what I did there! :)
Ohhhhh….Didn’t catch that the first time :)
be glad, it’s secretly a flesh eating disease…
What if the bomb and the fruit are closer than we think. I mean if the fruit grew on trees….How big are the covanent versions.
“Permission to leave the station?”
“What for?”
“To give the covenant back their fruit.”
haha! nice one!
I’m gonna start throwing these at people. I expect them to explode.
…I think the fruits look like the Drk Fruit from the Dark Chao Garden in SA2. (Dreamcast FTW!)
Typo FTL