Friday Caption Fun, Round 58
August 7, 2009 117 Comments
It’s Grifball Double EXP Weekend! I always get so excited when this particular playlist comes up. I set aside an evening to play, all the while having visions of Bull True and Kilamanjaro medals dance in my head. Then I actually start playing, remember I never get host, and wonder why the hell I continue to indulge in this virtual sport. Let the dysfunctional tradition begin. While I lament my Grifball misfortunes, you can caption another screenshot. Only after recapping the best of last week’s answers though!
- “FINALLY! My pr0nz has arrived!” (Weezey31)
- “What the… Indy said it was THIS one!” (Louis Wu)
- “After being soundly beaten by the Arbiter when he tried his hand at wrestling, the Chief decided to try his hand at Boxing.” (dragnew)
- “I swear, if Cortana orders one more thing from Home Shopping Network, I’m gonna yank her.” (SpaceGhost2K)
- “Does Johnson really need ALL of these cigars?” (skelbrute)
- “During some weekend downtime, MC finally gets around to putting all of angel’s codpiece fanmail into storage.” (BigCountry1369)
- “Master Chief discovers his grave error in ordering Pelicans from IKEA.” (Custopootimus)
- “Despite it being virtually unplayable, Blue Spartan managed to find a suitable use for Cold Storage.” (Tactful)
- “Determined to win round 57 of Hawty McBloggy’s Friday Caption Fun, the Spartan gathered all of his past failed attempts at creating a winning caption. He decided that if alone they weren’t enough, together they would surely win.” (newguy2445)
And win they did! Based on the sheer amount, how could they not? I would say that one was in the bag. Er, the box. I’ll tell you what’s not in the box though, and that’s this next Spartan’s head. It’s not where you would typically find it thus making it perfect fodder for our Friday festivities. You know what comes next, so get to it!
Author: xXCAS93Xx
if you keep saying your one of the ODST’s am going to make you eat your own head
“When I said prepare to drop, I didn’t mean your head.”
All I can come up with this one.
As the Blue Spartan lay motionless, he realised, never trust the opposition’s surgeon.
Sick and tired of the Elites’ unfair advantage when it comes to sniping, the Spartan turned to drastic actions.
Head-less Spartan receives head.
GURREN LAGANN!!! SPIN ON!!!
No. If we have to google your obscure caption reference, its not a good caption. It needs to be accessible to everyone, not just you, even if its ‘Hillarious’…
But it isn’t obscure.
It’s from Gurren Lagann, if you don’t know what it is, than you have a problem
oh yeah, everyone knows Gurren Lagan, amiright guys?
…
What’s Gurren Lagan?
When she said “let’s put your heads together”, I thought she was just misspeaking!
The blue, being low on cash, needed a new job and went to audition for the next Alien movie.
Deciding that being able to play as Johnson in Firefight wasn’t enough, the marketing division decided on another promotional item with the pre-order of ODST- ODST Themed Codpieces!
Does this make me easier to get sniped?
Finally! With this new body, it is I, Krang, who shall rule the universe!
“Quaid, Release your mind !”
ANAYUHHHHH!
“Start the reactor. Free Mars… ”
Can’t believe it’s been 19 years since that came out. >_> where is the time going?
one of the best movies EVAR!!!
LMAO! Great one.
Get your ass to MARS!
Everyone…Get in the choppah!!! Now!!!
:P
I swear I followed the directions to the letter in the build your spartan correctly, I don’t know what went wrong?
When blue decided to play grif ball with seven of his friends, no one told them to used prop or powered down swords.
OR
OK I won’t say I hate this new form of abstract furniture, but where do I sit on the thing?
Look! A magic trick!
i can haz recon?
“When the headless rider decided to try a new futuristic style he didn’t take the added weight into consideration and fell off his horse. Even worse, bs angel was there to photograph the moment of fail, thus making her photo album of codpieces an item of mythic stature.”
LOL! I can totally picture that in my head.
to prevent being no scoped the spartan removed his head from his shoulders stupidest move ever imagined
Cortana never really mastered the art of using the Halo Teleportation Grid
The new mjolnir armour that had been delivered last week clearly didn’t look right although no one knew why.
In the world of Karma, he learned to never again pop off the heads from his Lego men.
I guess he really DOES do all his thinking down there!
OH GOD! HE’S LOST HIS MIND!!!
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Proof that all men think with their…well, you know
Colonel Guile, have you lost your mind?
No, you lost your balls!
Taa Daa!
“This doesn’t seem physically possible!!!”
“I should probably stop playing Portal. This is getting out of hand”
0 thinking with Portals. Now you’re 0
Finally, Spartan users gain an advantage over the dinosaurs in SWAT!
I’m assuming that that’s not natural.
What a dickhead.
Ok that’s great!
So that’s why they never take their helmets off…..
When a spartan’s helmet is taken off, his body just evaporates into the atmosphere…. like a jedi.
Oh! Oh god… I think I really broke it… Nobody touch it… is it bad? Oh god… I can feel it…
i can’t believe this! i didn’t ask for my HEAD to drop.
If they weren’t laughing the ONI scientists experimenting with the Flood would be terrified or taking notes right now.
-I will now think of “getting head” in a different light
-I can’t think of anything else because I think angel just chose this pic because of the prominence of the codpiece in the picture
Auto fellatio… this spartan is doing it wrong.
Blue always wondered why they called him a d!ckhead but could never figure it out.
Ichibod Crane finally got his act together, and beat the crap out of the Headless Horseman
Upon acquiring the Halo IP to make comics, Marvel decided to incorporate some of their more sinister villains into the Halo-verse. M.O.D.O.K. happened to get an armour upgrade, yet still met an untimely end.
Finally, a new player model that will get people to stop complaining about how hard it is to snipe Elites.
Zaphod Beeblebrox, wanting to become more famous (Than he already was) decided to play Halo. Little did he know that he would be called a noob for his unfair advantage.
Sick of hearing spartan after spartan say, “eyes up here,” bs angel attempts to engineer a new armor permutation to suit her viewing pleasure, with less than desirable results.
“I guess he’ll never be the head of a major corporation”
The blue ODST had to go through quite a few surgical procedures but he finally realized the all-encompassing dream of being able to felate himself. Kudos blue ODST, Kudos.
Blue Team wanted a super spartan of their own so they decided to gene splice A Security, Hyabussa, and ODST. But unfortunately forgot to add a neck.
Halo3: ODST. Prepare to… Drop. 9-29-09
OMG, It’s ZZoMBiE13! Where’s AHCS No. 116 & 117?
They’re still inside my pencil.
Hmmm… Can’t wait!
Quick question, What’s the best armour combo?
Just goes to prove, Never annoy Hawty McBloggy about her recon, Look what she did to this guy!
(A failed attempt at getting into the list of captions)
Dammit! I meant BS Angel..
Just goes to prove, Never annoy BS Angel about her recon, Look what she did to this guy!
Never underestimate the power of…Superglue!
Even though the Spartan had lost his head, he still had another to think with.
Snipers get more head.
When he asked for the Active Camouflage upgrade, he didn’t expect it to just work on the outside.
“… and I didn’t even need to remove a rib!”
“Dare, my eyes are up here.”
“Kiss me…. and if your mouth accidentally falls onto my cock, I won’t hold you against it…. I mean I wont hold it against you…. okay I might.”
He had no real name, the towns-people simply called him… The Hunchback of Ghost Town!
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As another one of the abominations lay there screaming, begging for a quick death, I realised that Professor McBloggy had gone too far!
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Luckily for Blue Spartan, this wasn’t the first time he’d woken up to find a mysterious head bobbing up and down on his crotch.
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Introducing the ex-vice president of the UNSC; Dick Chin-ny!
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When I said Blue Spartan didn’t have “His head screwed on properly”, I meant geneticaly.
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And this is Blue Spartan. His mother was an admiral in the UNSC fleet, and his father was AN H. P. LOVECRAFT ABOMINATION FROM HELL!
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Blue Spartan’s talking bollocks.
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Blue Spartan knew something was amiss when he awoke from sleep to find his alarm de-activated. Turns out he forgot to set it the night before, and thus was an hour late for work!
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Amusing ragdoll glitches rock!
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At first he thought his head had moved to the centre of his chest, then he realised he was ‘stoned’.
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After so much rejection, Blue Spartan felt nothing but pride when he was accepted into the UNSC’s special Freaks and Geeks unit, alongside Turret Spartan, Blind Larry and Hawty “The Betrayer” McBloggy.
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There was something Blue Spartan desperately needed to get off his chest…
Dickhead.
I thought that Brute was kidding when he said he’d ram my head so far down between my shoulderblades I’d need to take my shirt off to say hello!
Yet another entry into the catalog of Grifball-related injuries.
“Well kids… The E-Den. Self-sustaining… we should probably get outta here.”
That made me lol out of my chair.
I’m surprised anyone got the reference!
The phrase “Think with the head on your shoulder, not the other one” is lost on this soldier.
Even in the twentysixth century, the tragic condition of a parasitic twin still breaks our hearts.
With the success of the Halo anime fresh in their minds, the team from 343 studios decided to let Warner Bros make an animated Halo short film. Sadly the results of “HALO: Wild Takes” were NOT pretty.
Breaking News!
ODST donates helmet to disgruntled Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition buyer only to get his head removed also.
“This is what you get when Bungie starts hiring people who used to work on the Resident Evil franchise. ”
“Oh, so that’s what it looks like when a Flood spore takes over a Spartan host!”
George was sure that hiding in the bodies of his dead comrades would work.
Is that a drop pod in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
OR
ODSTs aren’t the only ones rising to the occasion!
“Giving head” is deadly…
And this is why cloning should be illegal.
Headshot THIS!
This reminds me so much of those costumes where you make a cardboard body and arms, and the fake arms cradle your actual head.
Like this! (NSFW) http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/33736.jpg
Er… By put your helmet on your head, I didn’t mean THAT one.
“Enough with the cock jokes, its slightly ABOVE the codpiece… jerks…”
Momma always told you your face would stick like that.
Sadly, I could not figure out how my special edition Master Chief Transformer to… Transform.
Ugh. To of my rambled thoughts came together to form that “masterpiece” of grammar.
I think it should win just because of that grammar slip.That made it even funnier. (more funny? Now I’m confused.)
Guess he’ll never get “ahead” in life.
“Krang from TMNT finally receives his Master Chief costume.”
Leading theories that MC took his entire head off at the end of CE just to get Cortana to shut up proves true in these and more shocking photos in this week’s US(MC) Weekly!
This gives a whole new meaning to the term “Ventriloquism”
“These cups are the newest thing in psychological warfare”
“Thats thinking with your head”
“Sarge’s robot kit didn’t come with intructions.”
I warned you not to run of with the Hog again.
Dying with your balls on your chin? Priceless.
“Wait, this ain’t Gears of War 2!”
Spartan action figures come with a detachable head. The head is edible, but it is pointy. That’s why my dentist loves me so much.
“Fucking PORTAL.”
Now that the blue spartan had successfully removed his head, all he needed was a energy sword and a mongoose to make his Sleepy Hollow machinima.
After receiving a Headshot from the gravity hammer, Blue has to unzip his codpiece to finish the fight.
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His suicide with the sniper was so Epic Fail, that he had no choice but to tea bag himself.
The halo halloween version was not really that scary, here we find the headless horseman unconsious on the street
I know overweight people are said to have no neck, but this is ridiculous!
Blue Spartan had had enough of losing at Team SWAT, and decided to take matters into his own hands.
The Spartan Film Re-enactment Guild tried their hand at Total Recall…
“I requested for another helmet so that I could cover both my heads, but until it arrives, I think I’ll protect the one that does all the thinking”
“hey look, Johnson is have a conversation with… Johnson?
“bungie released the first of the new Codpiece permutations, and yes, it can be removed for “easy access” if you know what I mean.”
“It’s just like one of those pizza-boy pronz, only with a military grade special forces helmet, he didn’t even have to cut a hole in it…”
No, you idiot! Quit groping the air, I’m on your CHEST!
Woah!…That can’t be right…
Microsoft…they violated me!
WEEEEEEE!
Ow.
Dang grav hammer.
Pull your head outta your butt!
This is how your girlfriend feels.
Eat it!
Many of the Initially deformed Spartan initiates found a way onto the front lines.
Who says the genetic manipulation lowered my sex drive?
I’m an idiot! What’s up with that?
Don’t ask.
Long story short, don’t. poke. the bunny.
You have been…MINDFREAKED!
The modern version of the headless horseman.
So THAT’S what fusion cores are for…
I’m over here you dolt!
I have to give myself piggyback rides!
Help.please?
bwa??
The perfect shot, head AND crotch!
Much to the delight of the red team, a blue player’s armour was discovered abandoned on a pile of rocks, blue team is made up of female players.
ow.ow.ow.ow.
is it supposed to bend like that?
HELLO!
orgy, yay or nay?