Twitter T&A Thursday: Cortana Pick-Up Lines
August 6, 2009 37 Comments
Twitter T&A is where I ask your T(houghts) about various video game-related topics and you give me your A(nswers), all via Twitter. Sometimes serious, sometimes silly, they’re all 140 characters or less. You know what they say, less is more. Or something like that.
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@Valinhorn it’s RB now.
or B if you’re pro like me
Hell to the yes.
I think your little experiment broke Twitter.
Nevermind. Nothing to see here. Move along.
I had nothing to do with that! No, really. :looks around nervously:
Can I just “thumbs up” this whole article?
You just did. =)
Cool! I got picked! :)
I’m hoping mine would score based purely on initiative and effort.
I had no Idea this was for an article, I just thought angel was trying to meet someone :P
also, I just heard on the news that Twitter was down because of a hacker….
Ummm, mine didn’t make it because I haven’t used a pick-up line for 5 years….yeah, that’s the reason
=P
Ones sent via dm were kept private. :)
I wasn’t complaining =)
I was honestly worried about Twitter folk just thinking I was weird but I think all the lovely perverted minds here I’d be okay with, lol
My vote is to bring it back next week. C’mon, who doesn’t like a weekly article filled with T&A?!?
I understand, some of those DM’s got a little intense… keeping them on the backburner for thoughts later, gotcha. You can be my Cortana anytime angel ;) lol
so is this gonna be a regular event? =D
i hope so!
As long as there’s interest, I’ll do it regularly! And if anybody has any question suggestions, feel free to send them to me via the contact page.
Dude, Cortana would eat you guys for lunch. LOL
And nobody would be complaining about it either!
LOL… I dunno…
Clever.
Clever girl?
Uh oh, having Raptor flashbacks. Better get ma’ Raptor Kit.
How the hell did we get from the original comment to Jurassic Park?
Non sequitur, I haz it.
Nice lines, everybody. XD
did it hurt???….when you fell from HALO!!!
LOL
Nice segment. What’s next?
I have no clue! Got any suggestions? :)
I suggest “You wake up to a flood spore headhumping you. What do you do?”
A: try to forget the dream you were just having about getting tea-bagged.
“You’re in a van and you drive by a grunt, what do you say?”
This is for not taking mastercard! *sticky*
I think I would have put: ‘Wanna get rampant?’
One sex change later: “Ever played Pathways Into Darkness?”
well my favourite line to use (and it has worked once) is:
“hey there, can I offer you some SEX? in exchange for some SEX. and maybe afterwards we can have some SEX.”
but If I saw Cortana, I’d definately ask her to examine my seventh Column.
(columns one through six might get lonely though…)