They Bleed Clay Blood

halo clay figures

Antithesis pwns clay on a regular basis. His prowess in the world of firm earthy material simply cannot be denied. He’s tackled numerous characters from the Halo universe in the past, but this time he decided to up his game. Creating Master Chief, Arbiter, a custom Elite (Combat helmet, Commando shoulders, Flight chest), and an Engineer (all of which are waiting for you after the jump), this time around one of the handcrafted figures features bullet holes on his side. Why anybody would want to shoot something as adorable as these little guys is beyond me but clearly they are deserving of a swift and just punishment. I’m thinking a plasma grenade on their back. And not a clay one either.

Halo Clay Master Chief Figure

Clay Arbiter Halo Figure

Halo Clay Engineer Figure

Halo Clay Elite Figure

*Images posted with permission.
Antithesis pwns clay

30 Responses to They Bleed Clay Blood

  1. FishType1 says:

    I think the Clay Arbiter should go on a diet…

    • Drew says:

      Agreed, lol. He’s lookin’ a little chubby around the legs.

      • Staticrift says:

        Someone been eating a few to many doughnuts lately.

        • GeneralCupcakes says:

          maybe he should also cut the tequila also.

        • b0anerges says:

          Probably too many Food Nipples!

      • Its Fun Time says:

        Them burgers go right to your thighs.

    • NartFOpc says:

      aww come on, look at his eyes! you made him feel bad :(

    • bs angel says:

      He’s just big-boned!!

      • Das Kalk says:

        It’s all muscle, and he’s working out every day the poor guy!

    • Morpheus says:

      I’d still have sex with him, fat or thin.

      Too far?

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      WORT WORT *burp*

  2. Someone says:

    the chief looks ten years old!

  3. BenOfBodom says:

    The engineer is amazingly awesome.

  4. Candice says:

    Master Chief is so adorable! lol could just nibble on him, he’s so cute

  5. Abbott says:

    Next big thing… edible master chief cookies and lil marshmallow arbiters like those lil yellow birds

  6. the chief has authentic battle damage! ;-)

  7. HaloNewbie says:

    I like the way the Custom Elite looks!

  8. deora says:

    now do a mark V!

  9. ElusiveEagle says:

    Wow! The Arbiter even has teeth! What attention to detail. :D

  10. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    These are all fantastic. .

  11. Engineer makes me happy. :D

    • Purple Marshmallows FTW!

  12. i like the custom elite best. The recon and ascetic were pretty cool too

  13. HellCat says:

    I love arbiter and the custom elite. They are so… musclular

  14. emmet says:

    I lve the recon one and the Red elite

  15. skelbrute says:

    vehicles in the future?

    *watches antithesis cringe*

  16. AlienEmperor says:

    I would hug them but they’d die :(

  17. grace says:

    These are indeed awesome, but what I’d like to know is how tall they are…

  18. I will buy that engineer. I saw it and almost died. I NEED IT. My favorite covenant race. Well, at least from Halo Wars.

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