The Little Black Portal Dress
August 3, 2009 12 Comments
Every woman needs a little black dress, and every video game-obsessed woman needs a Portal-themed one. This handmade garment, available for the more than reasonable price of $50, features an eye-catching Aperture Science logo on the back and six subtle white buttons on the front, each adorned with a simplistic version of the Companion Cube. The good news is that it has elastic rouching in the sides so it’s slightly stretchy for those dreaded water retention days. The bad news is that unless you’re teeny tiny, it’s not going to be a factor as the dress is a size two. The cake, for most people it’s not really a lie.
Only for girls huh? damn i could have worn it to my ball. (but first get round to actually playing portal)
forget ball, wear it to your work meeting!
LOL! That looks like it could be in a game hahaha!
We know of the cake, but what of the pie?
Is that also a lie?
Any woman wearing that is obviously instant marriage material ^_^
Clearly.
That’s hawt.
So tempted to buy, as that would make my bum look hawt.
That dress is exactly my size! I wish I could buy it right now >.<
God damn. That’s actually really cute. I suppose stitching in huge orange and blue panels in the side is going to ruin the asthetic?
I vote angel buys it and models it for us. Hell, I would even buy it for you.
I second this, it’s a good idea.
If I was a size two, I would have purchased it the second I laid eyes on it! But alas, until she creates something in a size six, I’ll continue ogling it from afar. :)