Recon Rolls
July 18, 2009 23 Comments
July 17, 2009 62 Comments

Agree or disagree? Provide an example to back up your opinion!
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July 17, 2009 129 Comments
For once my weekly countdown does not end today. Instead of looking forward to a two day break from the daily grind, this week I am excited about Tuesday as that particular day brings about a departure for a very relaxing vacation. Four more days and counting! Perhaps I will three ball it up to stay distracted, but for now it’s funny screenshot caption time! Only after the customary recapping of last week’s humorous answers of course.
July 16, 2009 37 Comments
This particular giveaway is being held in conjunction with The Fundfax Fairraiser thus only people who donated to that effort are eligible to win. Thank you for understanding!
While the winning numbers for The Fundfax Fairraiser have already been drawn, prizes continue to arrive at my doorstep. The most recent bundle includes three amazing video game-themed soaps (an Xbox controller, a PlayStation controller, and an SNES controller). A big thank you to Digitalsoaps for such an awesome prize! As this particular package was intended to be given away for the charity effort, it still will be, just a little bit differently. If you previously donated to The Fundfax Fairraiser, simply leave a comment on this article in order to be entered into this particular giveaway. You may leave more than one comment, but only the first one will be counted as your official entry. Please note entries will be checked for eligibility so while you may comment if you didn’t donate, only those who did donate will actually be eligible. Entries will be accepted until 11:59 pm PST on Saturday, July 18th with the winner (who will be selected using a random integer generator) being notified by email shortly thereafter. Remember to enter valid contact information when making your comment. Otherwise, go check up on Marissa and good luck!
July 16, 2009 30 Comments
I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. I’m going to do a terrific blog today! And I’m gonna help people! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me! Well, some people anyways. Off to the always full fan mailbag.

From: {edited}
Message Title: Hi I Have Donate Ddollar
“Hi Mi Tag Is {edited} Please Give Me Recon i Have Donate You Dollar Please Recon Is My Dream… PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
While I am known for my extremely reasonable rates as it pertains to making people’s dreams come true, unfortunately Recon is not on the current list of available services. Your $1 has been refunded. Thank you, and come again! (Please don’t.)
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