Friday Caption Fun, Round 56

Halo anime? Halo Waypoint? What’s with all this new information coming out while I’m away on vacation? I’m out here in the middle of nowhere getting eaten up by bugs (eight extremely itchy bites and counting) while a plehtora of Halo-related announcements are being made. I think I need to grab a margarita and go decompress by the lake. While I do that, how about going over last week’s responses and then captioning another Halo 3 screenshot?

• “Bioware dropped another bombshell today when they announced that making a guest appearance in Mass Effect 2 would be Master Chief as the Geth commander!” (DeepCee)
• “In an effort to help the Arbiter fit in with his new brethren, the Chief outfitted himself with a robotic replica of an Elite’s face. He went a little overboard on the mandibles… ” (Das Kalk)
• “Meet Master Spark, the illegitimate son of John and 343. The library was hell but there was still time for love.” (A Shaky Shotgun)
• “Dammit! If it’s not flies, then it’s auto-turrets in the teleporter…” (Whitehawk13)
• “Turret Spartan was relieved when he found out his new girlfriend enjoyed “mounting the turret,” and then became equally devastated when she tore it off for increased mobility.” (Tactful)
• “The Prestige edition of Modern Warfare 2 was TOTALLY worth it!!!” (mendicantbias00)
• “Y’know, I had one simple request; and that is to have SPARTANS, with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!” :pinky-finger to lips: ” (Anton P. Nym)
• “Cortana: ‘Sorry Chief. He’s an old boyfriend. We will be done in a minute.’” (NOKYARD)

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