Groping Is a Legitimate Strategy
July 31, 2009 18 Comments
Let’s say you’re sauntering down the street, minding your own business and enjoying a leisurely stroll, when you encounter a perky pair of plaster breasts quietly residing on the wall. What would you do? Gently cup and caress them, pretend they’re radio dials and begin the required tweaking, or head to the nearest video game store and preorder Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2? If you said the last answer, then clearly Tecmo knows how to pimp their games. If you said either of the first two, swing by my house later tonight. I don’t want to ruin the surprise but there will be a giant sheet of wood with two holes cut out of it and a video camera recording the shenanigans. The absence of plaster is worth noting. Or not.
Source [Joystiq]
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Told you I’d do it eventually. Anyways, Team Ninja/Tecmo renders the breastal section better then anyone out there.
So you like the “radio dial” technique, eh Angel?
I was half expecting the female owner to jump out from behind the wall and slap someone.
How come I never find breasts attached to a wall when I walk down the street? :)
Clearly you aren’t looking close enough!
That’s angel’s day job.
I was distracted……..what can I say? :)
Hows 8 sound?
are those supposed to be hands at the top? oO
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Ninja hiding technique.
A failed one with a female ninja forgetting she has breasts.
very perky and large breasts.
Now which breasted character is hiding behind it? I think Rachel is bigger then that. Ayane? She is till bigger.
Might be that Momiji.
I have Ninja Giaden 2 for the Xbox 360. I do not own a PS3 so no Sigma for me. Damn you Techmo and not putting out for the Xbox.
And it looks like a damn fine game.
Sadface. I want a PS3 now.
Breasts ALWAYS make me want games, I dunno about you guys…
Quite possibly the greatest advertisement of all time.
I don’t get it.
breasts… i’m sold and i don’t even know what i’m buying
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