Friday Caption Fun, Round 57
July 31, 2009 128 Comments
Vacation is officially over, and thus the almost two week gaming-free stretch ends as well. I’m more than looking forward to finally loading up some Halo (and perhaps a little Ghostbusters as well!). I don’t even know what the double experience playlist is this weekend but here’s to hoping for something good. Before I insert a disc into my 360 though, let’s go over last week’s responses and then caption yet another screenshot. Traditions, we have ‘em!
- “I was going to pick Chief in this fight, but then I remembered he has no reach.” (Weezey31)
- “After a short while the duel turned into a fight, which turned into a brawl, then a ruckus; the combat evolved!” (Tactful)
- “Despite being on probation, Michael Vick decided to try his hand at making money in another type of fight.” (Mizzy)
- “Alright, everyone is here. Now where is this ‘cup’ we are supposed to be sharing?” (JLay)
- “The Arbiter had taken a break between rounds to recuperate, but the Chief was eager to finish the fight.” (Das Kalk)
- “Holy crap, that’s what it looks like?” (The Flying Spartan)
- “Before the Arbiter could begin the demonstration of his species fighting styles, the Master Chief realized one important thing. He had forgotten how to melee without a gun.” (Gnome)
- “Lucky for the Chief, this wasn’t the first time he’d had to fight aliens in a mysterious ring.” (Tactful)
- “Round 56 and still going strong!” (pwkwsfi)
That’s right it’s Round 56 and still going strong, both between Arby and the Chief and also here with our caption activities! Enthusiasm remains high so continue we will. I think this Spartan will continue on his mission with those boxes too, there’s certainly enough of them to keep him busy for a while. The specifics of what he’s doing is entirely up to you though so start captioning in 3 … 2 … 1 … !
Author: superIGGYman
Ugh I hate moving. How did I acquire so much crap?!
“FINALLY! My pr0nz has arrived!”
Master Chief finally gets someone to sort through his fanmail.
After being soundly beaten by the Arbiter when he tried his hand at wrestling, the Chief decided to try his hand at Boxing.
After the war, the physical strength of the Spartans was redirected to more… peaceful tasks.
thats the last -blam- time I use Ebay after drinking
Not realising that Solid Snake was hidden underneath the box, the Spartan did his thing.
couldve been worded better but oh well
The entire squad just had to order prestige edition
I think the pun here is that hes wearing security shoulders
“Yeah guys, the boss wont have a problem with us playing tetris in the packing room”
*grumble grumble* “Moving” *grumble grumble* “Damnit” *grumble*
“Once Traxus realized that the Master Chief couldn’t afford those 10,000 fusion cores he ordered they decided to put him into the ‘Alternative Payment Plan.’”
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“During his interview the Master Chief stated, ‘Well, I’m glad everyone apreciates me saving the world and all, but I wish these awards weren’t so damn heavy.’”
“That is it, I’m moving out! If you don’t like my box fort your no friend of mine!”
I’m the undefeated boxing champ of the world! Now where are those steroids…
I knew I should have invested in Google!
Master Chief still couldn’t get the hang of how Katamari Damacy was supposed to work.
Why did I agree to be the executor of Church’s estate?
Woot!! New rims for the Warthog came in boys!
Using the “Solid Snake Method”, this spartan attempts to sneak past the Orange Cone Guardians…
“Does Johnson really need ALL of these cigars?”
BS Angel’s order of Master Chief Codpieces finally arrives.
w00t to that last one!
343 Industries better take good care of all my stuff!
It says “Fragile”!
Let’s just take a look-sie at what Steve keeps in his b-, my…… god
“Pack your bags son, you’re moving to Valhalla!”
“God, why are Amazon always so bloody efficient?”
“The chief was drunk one night and ordered 350 boxes filled with umbrellas, salt and pepper shakers, and whine glasses.”
Tetris, Halo Style!!
Why do I need everything packed and shipped while that Half-Life guy can carry anything he wants?
“Yes! It finally arrived, My limited edition Master Chief Helmet, My Collection is finally complete!”
Since Reach will be the last Halo game made by Bungie, Halo started packing up their stuff early
During some weekend downtime, MC finally gets around to putting all of angel’s codpiece fanmail into storage
I wrote more letters than that! There must be additional boxes off screen.
“Me liek Forge”
Master Chief discovers his grave error in ordering Pelicans from IKEA.
Ha!
HA! x2
343 Industries has just released the first screenshot from yet another new Halo game, “HaLoad”. Frank O’Connor was quoted as saying that it will provide “10 seconds of fun–over and over and over.” Gamespot has also leaked a photo of the “Heavy Lifting” edition, which includes a futuristic working forklift in 1/10th scale. When asked about the price, a spokesman for the retailer laughed at the question, “Does it matter?”
Whoops! That should be Gamestop.
Pulling a Senior prank at the Boxing Academy is made….difficult….due to their chosen mascot.
“Damnit, the garrage is infested with cones again”
I can’t believe I got a caption two weeks in a row! awesome :D Here’s my set for this week!
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“Hey Cortana, where do you want these- I thought I told you to get rid of this Spartan pr0n!”
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Frustrated with his lack of work since Halo 3, the Chief began working on low budget action movies as a stunt coordinator setting up the boxes for the stunt doubles to fall on.
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Jim- master chief’s long lost Spartan twin- didn’t take well to the bio-enhancements of the Spartan II program, so he was stuck on janitorial duty.
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“Cortana? why the hell are my first editions in the ‘toss’ pile?!”
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“Steve, I know you want to be a Spartan, but I don’t think I can carry you, these Spartan Lasers and all that tea anymore.”
The Transporter 4: This Time it’s Slightly Less Personal!
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Microsoft’s Halo-themed sitcom, “John’s House”, was cancelled almost as soon as viewers realised it was just the bachelor Chief sitting in a bedsit full of unpacked boxes, eating pot noodle and crying about “Losing the Halo contract those meddling ‘Drop Troopers”.
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Bungie announce their latest ODST gamemode; “FileFight”.
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Despite it being virtually unplayable, Blue Spartan managed to find a suitable use for Cold Storage.
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Blue Spartan felt a sharp pain in his lower back, and prepared to drop!
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After getting caught lifting the Arbiter up to the top shelf, the Chief was fired for Boosting.
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Bungie reveals their dynamic and intelligent matchmaking system or as some staff call it, “The Intern”.
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The Chief was halfway through packing when he got Stuck.
aww nobody likes me :(
My bad for putting those in a reply, I got confused, sorry.
You said “wake me when you NEED me”!
Well MASTER chief, I NEED a bit more involvement in a relationship than that. So I NEED you to move my stuff back to Gravemind’s apartment.
After the war, unneeded spartans were put to use, finding and selling rare artifacts held by the U.S. government
It’s a relief that Pixar fianlly decided to release the Chief’s “WALL-E” audition tape.
Master Chief now regrets buying that Build-A-Halo kit.
Just thought of another…
The Chief was evicted by his tenants because he was too busy “finishing the fight” to pay his rent.
Chief regretted getting a job in the Goverment warehoues after the war has ended, sure he got to see Indana Jones once or twice, but this shit is heavy!
As the happy spartan moved into his new house he didn’t notice the unseen killers lurking in his luggage… the cones were back
The Chief regretted getting that extras job on the latest Indiana Jones film when the magnetic casket just kind of stuck there…
Joe, I’m in one of these boxes, find me!
“Oh, god… all of the teardrops–what are they from?
THEY’RE WATCHING ME.”
Where’s a crowbar when you need one?
This is Halo 1′s forge mode at its peak,
I wonder if Frankie left his flaming helmet in one of these…
sweet the new apartment can fit my crap, but the real question is “Is the truck bed big enough for my shit?”
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F@#$*&G girlfriend, when ever I have kids tell them rent a storage space!
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Note to self: “never share an apartment with a roommate working for Caltrans.”
Quick somebody call the verminators! We have a serous case of connicus orangous
Master chief tried his hand at art. Unfortunately, he took the Cubism a bit too far.
“Oh Shit… Cones…”
“They told me to be out by September 22. I have no clue why…”
“Arbiter has had enough and is moving out. Chief was glad to help.”
MC didnt realise that cortana’s vaginal fluids had an alcohol like effect. They did.
Its being handled by TOP MEN! TOP MEN!
“Hey, Arbiter! Is that ‘no girls allowed’ sign done yet?”
Chief takes on square dancing… IN 3D!
Chief began to wonder why he had agreed to help Miranda move…
The Chief went a little overboard trying to make his Ultimate Harry Potter collection.
“‘Ark of the Covenant?’ WTF?”
Just to show how witty you guys actually are, look at some of the comments here:
http://talk.thegamereviews.com/tgrs-caption-win-splosion-man-t9915.html
If you can come back to Hatwy’s and haven’t gouged your eyes out, you’re a better soul than I.
For that I would have said: “How about you make my meat splode for a change?
Hah! I ended up winning that one. I got a free code to dl the game :)
I think I should win this one, too. I’m on a roll.
Wow. I’ve always held the opinion that everybody here is ridiculously witty, but now I’m 100% sure!
Congrats on the code btw. :)
“Oh, sure. I can flip an elephant, but give me a cardboard box and suddenly I’m Steve Urkel…”
Caboose excelled at his assignment prior to joining Blue Team. Upon arrival, he discovered that his new teammate, Church, had a lot of boxes (his baggage more than emotional). Unfortunately, Caboose’s aptitude was never fully appreciated by Church…and we all know what happened there…
Note to self: Next time you tell Captain Barbossa you want to learn how to box, be more specific.
“Little did Master Chief know that bs angel had hidden herself in one of those boxes…”
“Little did BS Angel know that those boxes were a shipment to Red Lobster, and she hopped in the crab box!”
Youch!
Where the hell am I?
Where am I going to store all this codpiece wax?
Dude, I need to think of a better way to store my Achievements…
And it was at this point that Spartan-035 realized that command tricked him into re-organizing the warehouse instead of playing real tetris.
When they said that the chiefs metals could deflect a ship to ship plasma, people began to get very dangerous ideas.
His Mark VI armor had finally arrived. Some assembly required.
Nice, Shame he already has Mark VI
… Sorry, Didn’t look at the picture carefully
ok one more
“Because of Tucker and Church’s laziness, they made Caboose move Tucker’s 140 jars of mayonnaise, somehow, that mystery box grew into a hundred boxes.”
Ah, the days of rampant military spendingto make super movers.
Ever since the Covenant hid a grunt inside a box in an effort to sabotage the human postal system, Postmen had to go through a bit of extra training before they could work for the postal service.
“I swear, if Cortana orders one more thing from Home Shopping Network, I’m gonna yank her.”
Chief managed to find an easy way of making money in the UNSC, on the sly, and all he had to do was learn the quickest method of unpacking Koreans!
Blue Spartan neatly stacked his boxes, to protect them from Flood damage.
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In our office, Steve takes “Casual Friday” to a whole new and infinitely more awesome level…
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He had searched every room in the house, and yet try as he must, Blue Spartan couldnt find the clitoris!
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Blue Spartan once again proves that Gordon Freeman isnt the only FPS action hero who can easily manipulate gravity.
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Blue Spartan immediatly regretted asking Miranda if he could ‘investigate a mysterious arrow’.
LOL! I hope Somp sees that last one.
Upon realising Cortana was coming to visit, Chief set out to quickly move his porn stash to a more private location.
Box forts, the original forge
Master Chief had to move some boxes for Bungie before they agree to give him his recon armor.
“Everyone is so happy about the new vehicles and equipment, but did anyone stop to think how it’d get here? Nooooooooo.”
Chief was angery. How many times did he save earth? still the UNSC denied him permission to more storage lockers. He at least needed two!
Blue: Hey Chief, where do you want me to put this box of bad puns?
Chief: Throw those all around the place.
Eviction: In today’s economy, even super-soldiers get tossed on the street, signs reading “Will Save Universe for Food/Shelter/Battle Rifle”
The guy who bought 35 copies of the Legendary edition thinking he could make a profit on eBay just made his first sale in 2 years. For $35.00.
Master Chief needed a job after Halo 3, Bungie put him to work packing and shipping copies of ODST.
H3 players bugging Bungie for the flaming chest-piece were told they could get it if they could recover their dignity, which they were told was hiding inside one of boxes. They were all unsuccessful.
After a drunk night out with BS Angel the Chief discovered his cod-piece missing, afraid somebody might see how cold it really is, he was forced to use a box to cover up.
every “box” contains an Umbrella, (for those Rainy days) two Crosses, (twice the Heresy) and a single wine glass. (it’s a fragile package)
“Hello, my name is BOXXY…”
“It’s being analyzed by top men.”
“But-”
“TOP men.”
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Little did the Chief know that James Woods was hiding in one of those boxes.
It became painfully clear that Rookie still didn’t know the basics of Forge, when Blue team told him to “stack those boxes”.
This is why Forge didn’t make Halo: Combat Evolved.
“Hey, tis isn’t how Forge is supposed to work!”
*reads box*
“Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian…”
lulz
Hey, I thought this was Halo, not Sokoban?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokoban
The key to lifting Is to take your legs completely out if the equation.
Focus all of the weight on your back, and lift in a twisting, jerking motion.
“The days before forge”
“Apperently forge has it’s problems too.”
“I think this is what happens when BSangel moves in.”
Warehouse 13… Where Bungie sends the modded pr0nz.
I know Bungie is eager to start making new games that aren’t part of the Halo storyline, but kicking the Spartans out in the middle of the night was a little cruel.
“Come on, guys, I know there’s reconz in one of these boxes….”
Spartan: “Moving would be alot easier if Freeman would just share his gravity gun.”
Boxing: Ur doin it wrong.
Poor Chief needed to make room for the ODSTs…
“Where do you want ‘em?”
“By the Headlight Fluid and Elbow Grease.”
*Laughs for himself*
“Enjoy you’re trip to Mars Snake!”
The day Bungie moved out from Microsoft’s ownership.
“Typical of the duke nukem forever guy to show up late.”
He thought they told him the Halo Movie has gotten them $600.000.000 in the box office, but it turned out to be 600.000.000 boxes in the office
“Finally, My What Armour collection has arriv… OMG I know I subscribed but I didn’t realize it was that long I’d been away!”
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“Hey, Who put Pron in my Pron”
(Quote from M*A*S*H)
Where did that old guy go he just turned the corner and vanished? I’ve never meet someone as a slippery as a snake before.
Chief: “Shit Cortana, You have how many MANUALS?”
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Cheif: “Either the manuals go or I go”
Chief was last seen in in a Premier Inn off the M4…
Hmm. What’s that on the box? Umbrella, Up, Glass. What does that mean? Glass…. sounds like… ass.
Oh, I get it! I’m supposed to put an umbrella up my ass!!
After being called out of retirement, Spartan-117 was disappointed to discover that what he was really needed for was to recover the Ark of the Covenant.
“One… Cut a hole in the box”
After being knocked out by a cone, the Spartan was forced to work for them, packing cones into cleverly disguised boxes which were to be shipped to Spartan recruitment camps. Part of the Cones’ plan to enact revenge on the Spartans.
After an unsuccessful attempt of using a cone to “do his thing” the Spartan moved onto the next object in the room. One hopes that he does not discover the hidden power socket.
Determined to win round 57 of Hawty McBloggy’s Friday Caption Fun, the Spartan gathered all of his past failed attempts at creating a winning caption, he decided that if alone they weren’t enough, together they would surely win.
In the future, Spartans will make up the bulk of the labor force due to their brute strength and lack of an imagination.
The ironic part? Contained in all of those boxes are the remains of all of the Grunts that the Chief blew up during his adventures. Someone had to clean up the mess…
damn Bungie tells me i gotta move out to make room for ODST and Reach! Where am I gunna live now…oh yeah, Cryotube in outerspace..WTF!