Friday Caption Fun, Round 56
July 24, 2009 107 Comments
Halo anime? Halo Waypoint? What’s with all this new information coming out while I’m away on vacation? I’m out here in the middle of nowhere getting eaten up by bugs (eight extremely itchy bites and counting) while a plehtora of Halo-related announcements are being made. I think I need to grab a margarita and go decompress by the lake. While I do that, how about going over last week’s responses and then captioning another Halo 3 screenshot?
- “Bioware dropped another bombshell today when they announced that making a guest appearance in Mass Effect 2 would be Master Chief as the Geth commander!” (DeepCee)
- “In an effort to help the Arbiter fit in with his new brethren, the Chief outfitted himself with a robotic replica of an Elite’s face. He went a little overboard on the mandibles… ” (Das Kalk)
- “Meet Master Spark, the illegitimate son of John and 343. The library was hell but there was still time for love.” (A Shaky Shotgun)
- “Dammit! If it’s not flies, then it’s auto-turrets in the teleporter…” (Whitehawk13)
- “Turret Spartan was relieved when he found out his new girlfriend enjoyed “mounting the turret,” and then became equally devastated when she tore it off for increased mobility.” (Tactful)
- “The Prestige edition of Modern Warfare 2 was TOTALLY worth it!!!” (mendicantbias00)
- “Y’know, I had one simple request; and that is to have SPARTANS, with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!” :pinky-finger to lips: ” (Anton P. Nym)
- “Cortana: ‘Sorry Chief. He’s an old boyfriend. We will be done in a minute.’” (NOKYARD)
Just a minute? I would have expected more from Cortana. Then again, it’s probably not her choice. We’ll hope she gets a longer experience the next time around! While I have no idea if the following experience between Arby and the Chief is lengthy, it does look rather interesting. I have no doubt your comments will shed some clarity on their activity so start captioning already!
Author: Lockeness
“Your moms so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!”
(First!)
AAAAAH SNAP!
DANCE OFF!
“In the Red Corner, it’s the Chief! And in the Blue Corner, it’s Arby!
3, 2, 1, FIGHT!”
Aaargh! Evil flying cone heading to the marines on the top row!
“The first rule of Recon: don’t talk about Recon.”
“I was going to pick Chief in this fight, but then I remembered he has no reach.” : )
Damn you Weezey, I should have read through the other captions before posting mine!
lol yours are good too.
Wow, That second one, great pun.
I know, I thought I’d have a winner with that one… I must be loosing my pun-touch!
Thanks.
Let’s see a good clean fight guys, no crotch punching or active camo and please try and keep to a max of three teabags per round.
“Fans rejoiced when Microsoft teamed up with Nintendo to make a halo edition of Punch-out”
“Unfortunatly, neither Chief nor Arby knew the taco they were fighting over had already been eaten…”
“If it hadn’t been for Cotton Eyed Joe, I’d been married a long time ago…!”
Even though there was a war going on, dance offs were still the way to settle disagreements
Arby and Chiefs mortal kombat was going well… so far no-one had got past the shields
Dance-off! Of course! Why didn’t I see that?
“Chief…. Will you marry me?”
“…”
Haha, I came up with a marriage proposal caption as well :)
“Hey Arby, you know I didn’t mean to call your mom a split face alien, it’s just, well, she is one”
“The Chief got a little carried away after watching the Rocky saga on blu-ray”
“You know I don’t hit girls”
“Just shut up and fight!”
(South Park Reference)
“I am Jack’s Sanghelli. I get an energy sword, I kill Jack.”
Too obscure a Fight Club reference? The easy one was taken….
I would’ve gone with “I am Jack’s flailing mandibles.”
Craving even more franchise money, Microsoft release the latest genre-bending installment of the Halo series; “Halo: Dead or Street Mortal Soul Fighter City Ransom Combat Calibur 7 HD”
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It was only at the last second that the Arbiter regretted bringing a plasma rifle to a fist fight.
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Fortunately for the Chief, the Arbiter knew nothing about Reach!
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Battered, bruised and almost defeated, the Chief prepared to drop!
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It was a tough fight which lasted several rounds, but at the end of the fifth the Chief won by Lockout.
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Lucky for the Chief, this wasnt the first time he’d had to fight aliens in a mysterious ring.
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Acting as a true predetor, the Traffic Cone lay in wait… biding it’s time… preparing to pick off the survivors…
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First rule of Halo: Reach; You do not talk about Halo: Reach!
Second rule of Halo: Reach? YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT HALO: REACH!
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It was halfway through the round of Bloodsport when the Chief remembered the base was under attack from Covenant forces, who brought with them a giant bomb!
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The crowd had gathered for a fight, but what they saw instead was far more compelling, loving and beautiful and involved an entirely different kind of ring!
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Master Chief was a lot better at side-scrolling beat-em-ups when he had all of his combos.
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Master Chief expected a fair fight, but forgot he was up against the Ar-Biter!
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Whilst the Arbiter was a much more Textbook fighter who defended with a simple Cross and had a powerful ali-influenced haymaker, the Chief prefered to camp at the edge of the ring with a sniper rifle!
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“Chief! It’s a fist fight! You don’t have to scream ‘NO SCOPE!’ everytime you land a hit!”
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Master Chief stopped worrying about the upcoming fight when he realised that no matter what he did, he couldnt lower his fists!
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The crowd that had gathered werent sure what was going to happen, but nothing could prepare them for the best live action alien/spartan rendition of the naked fight scene from Borat they would ever see!
The savage beating that the Chief recieved seemed gentle and loving when compared to the absolutely brutal teabagging that followed.
Wow! Thats a long list of genius!
Thanks babes, its what I live for. :)
It was only after both combatants lay on the ground, bloody and destroyed, that Master Chief realised… The Arbiter… Was him!
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The Brutes, under the helm of Tartarus and with the aid of the collective Prophets, had performed a mutiny and overturned the Elite’s position as royal guards and the Covenant’s primary fighting force. Now the Arbiter was here for one reason, and one reason alone; He needed help with the revolution.
The Dance Dance Revolution.
I just lawled hard
The Arbiter knew as soon as Master Chief removed his codpiece that the Gay Chicken contest had gone too far…
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↓ ↘ → [A]
After a short while the duel turned into a fight, which turned into a brawl, then a ruckus; The combat evolved!
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WWF Smackdown matches got a lot more interesting after Microsoft activated their killer robotic drones and took over the world.
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It was half-way through the third round when Master Chief left the match.
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Master Chief regretted not turning off illegal blows after the Arbiter put the “balls” into “Deadly Deadly Madibles.”
“Despite being on probation, Michael Vick decided to try his hand at making money in another type of fight.”
((too crass?))
The Arbiter just got served and didn’t even realize it.
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Chief: “I float like a butterfly, sting like an M808B.”
Arbiter: “Just shut up and fight.”
You just got served!
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If it is your first time at Fight Club, you fight!
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Alright, everyone is here. Now where is this ‘cup’ we are supposed to be sharing?
The mood of tension between the Arbiter and the Chief was immediatly heightend when a crewman yelled Mortal Kombat.
Race War!!! It’s ON!!!!
No one wanted to be near the ‘Smelly Sanghelli’ after the fight.
‘Cause this is THRILLER!! Thriller night!
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer… thriller… tonight!!
~B.B.
RIP MJ
Master Chief new he was going to lose the fight when he got struck by a Smooth Criminal.
Wouldn’t “Beat it” make a better reference here?
“Beat it”‘s music video definitely compares to this screenshot better.
I just know that I can’t say “beat it” around BS Angel. So I went with Thriller.
~B.B.
Touche! =]
Quit talking about your favorite pastime and get back to captioning B.B.!
Master Chief had to find out the hard way that it’s way too soon to be making crass Michael Jackson puns!
John may not have been the fastest or strongest spartan but his break dancing moves were unmatched. The Arbiter didn’t stand a chance!
Arbiter: Cheif, I really don’t think using your capoeira skills are appropriate for this type of fight…
Chief: Bring it Arby! I know what I’m doing!
Arby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGaYovY2oGg
Wow….my new most favoritest video
Guy standing second from the right at the top: Wow, this is the worst dance battle i have ever seen…
Chief’s instincts suddenly kicked when the Mortal Kombat theme song started playing.
Arbiter: “A replacement, for the ring you destroyed.”
Chief (shocked): “When did you know?!”
It all started when the word “noob” was carelessly thrown around.
(INSERT FIGHT CLUB REFERENCE HERE)
Winner Fights the Cone in the Corner
The original “Mama said knock you out” music video
another one
Tyler Durden strikes again
Don’t call it a comeback,
Chief’s been here for years…
Master cheif : Cant we just talk this over arby. I didn´t know they where on your side…….Arby, why are you picking up a gun, Arby?
“Miranda Is mine Chief”
“No, She’s mine split jaw”
Johnson: *Screw you guys, while your busy dancing I’ll just go take her*
“No Arbiter, Its moonwalk then the zombie thing. At no point in thriller do anyone clasp hands ina prayerful manor.”
“Look, arby I have to try and punch you with all my force. In the anime trailer, I had white air lines comming off my fist”
*grumbles* “You also got a brute hug”
the cone: *good good good* (family guy reference)
KA-LI-MA!
Master Chief was really upset when he found out there were no women in his new square dancing class….Dosie do your partner now had new meaning!
“Fly like a Drone. Sting like a Brute.”
This.
“Put em up put em up put em up!”
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“The Arbiter had taken a break between rounds to recuperate, but the Chief was eager to finish the fight”
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“Alright Arby, it’s simple, whoever wins the fight gets to drive the warthog”
“were it so easy”
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“Finish the fight” pun (+1)
“I told you not to go “Wort wort wort”, now you’ll get it!”
AND/OR
“Wort Wort Wort, he he he what ya going to do about it punk?”
After learning to never fall asleep first in a sleep over, Arbiter is begging chief to not post the pictures and videos on the internet.
“If this is your first day at fightclub… You have to fight”
“Street Fighter: Halo”
“Float like a butter fly, sting like a BR. I’m the Master Chief, you can’t touch me!”
“Before the arbiter could begin the demonstration of his species fighting styles the master chief realized one important thing. He had forgotten how to melee without a gun.”
“What is your bidding my master?”
Because it looks like the arbiter is bowing >.>
“King of the hill, now with redshirts!”
“Ever since that bill that banned guns multiplayer has never been the same.”
“Everyone had to take a step back when the arbiter finally revealed where sanghelli reproductive organs are.”
Hint: chest level.
“The arbiter practices his angsty school girl act for the upcoming anime series.”
No one thought Master Chief would be the one to back off from the kissing contest.
Cortana: “Chief, I’m picking up movement.”
Chief: “It’s a Dance-Off.”
Haloduken!
“I float like a Sentinel, sting like a Spiker! You can’t beat me because I’m the best… striker.”
Ugh…
The Arbiter couldn’t shake the feeling that the ringside judges might be biased.
Can’t you see all this fighting is tearing our team apart!
“There was only one way to decide who Bungie would make the next Halo spinoff about, and it wasn’t pretty.”
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“John may have been a ‘Chief when it came to combat, but Arbiter would always be the king of the dance floor.”
“What’s your Beef Arby?? What’s your Beef? Cos miiiiine’s CHICKEN!”
We all love chicken here… OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Did someone say chicken? BRING IT ON!
“Holy crap, that’s what it looks like?”
LOL. Winner here
Despite having bets on the fight, the two redshirts in the circle couldn’t help but feel a little endangered.
“FINISH HIM!”
And here we are at UFC 300, with the main event to the night about to get underway!!
“HOLY SHIT ARBITER! WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL IS THAT?”
~It’s Amok Time all over again!
~Post apocatlyptic duels to the death were SO 1999.
“After a scene from twilight was re-enacted using the arbiter and chief thousands of fanboys committed suicide. Fangirls began arguing over which one was Bella”
“Bring it, man. You got nothin’ on me. YOU GOT NOTHIN’ ON ME!!”
Eye of the tiger, its the thrill of the fight!
So what happens after I hear “FATALITY” shouted out? Is there cake? You better not be lying Johnson or so help me I’ll grab a pissed off Monitor and….POW Right in the kisser!
Marine 1: Hey what’s going on here?
Marine 2: Arbiter just cracked a joke about the chief”s br skillz
Marine 1: oh! this Shit just got serious
Who is playing mike tyson and who is playing evander holyfield?
The Chief again attempts to blame a roaring fart on the Arbiter.
Round 56 and still going strong!
You Now witness the birth of… The Halo Ring!
..It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of the spaaaaartannnns…
Two enter, one leaves.
“One of us. One of Us.”
You do know the Suicide Girls already remade this scene from “Fight Club”, right? But instead of watching that fine piece of work, you decided to remake it again in a video game. That’s how I know you’re gay.
“After this, there will be no living with them…”
Calamari.
Chief has a craving, and Arbiter is the closest to a Octopus in New Mombasa then there ever was.
Bungie finally answered the community’s countless requests for Halo Hackie-Sack Edition
“When the Chief realized Elites can hit with no weapon and Spartans can’t, he resorted to shielding himself and screaming ‘DON’T HIT ME!’”
“I know the guy who owns this place!”
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“Our tale of the take for this Heavyweight fight”
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MC’s gonna win with that mean ground-and-pound
Staring contest….GO!
After many rounds of UFC Undisputed, the UNSC forces decided to take their testosterone-fueled competitions to the next level.
It was all fun and games ’til Chief dropped a Shoryuken.
(In Cortana voice) Chief, wait for the Arbiter to open his mouth!
While Cortana was on Halo, She found something out, Chief was a great, great, great, great, grandson of Chuck Norris.
OMG =¬O Arby doesn’t stand A chance!!!
Halo’s Remake Of 8 Mile…Final Battle: Emcee M.C. (MASTA ChiEF) Vs. Da Arbitah
(MASTA ChiEF)
“BR To Ya Head, Insert A New Mag
GAME OVER, Killing Spree…And You Just Got Tea Bagged!!!”
(Da Arbitah)
………………….CHOKE! CHOKE!
Chief: Yah wanna ring the bell Arbiter?
Arbiter: Alright. ‘Ding-ding.”
I don’t have a caption, mainly because all the Fight Club ones I’d want to use have been taken, but I just want to say thanks to BS for picking my quote for the previous caption =D
Thanks for writing a funny one! :)
The Arbiter was confident, but little did he know, that Master Cheif was actually…
CHUCK NORRIS IN DISGUISE!!
How else do you think he kicks ass?