July 21, 2009
by bs angel
Filed under Halo Heaven, Video Games
Haha, some of these are quite good.
Of course, it leads me to wonder why I don’t tweet about the Master Chief more often. Hmm…
“Be the Arbiter to my Master Chief”
But any girl (or lad) worthy of that statement should surely return with “Be hated by all your friends and then sidelined in our final outing?”
You know, I said the opposite to my boyfriend once. His response was “…You want me to shove a gun in your mouth? That’s some kinky shit, babe.”
Stee_fan is quite stupid…. everybody knows that the master chief can’t die :@
If he died he would be the Aeris of the 360 community.
Oh hell naw.
Don’t you know? All Spartans can’t die! That’s why they’re labeled MIA when something happens. :)
Yeah, they either did MIA or WIA, also did you know no Spartan can get a rank over Master Chief Petty Officer, but in Ghosts of Onyx Kurt, a Spartan-II who trains Spartan-III, gets the rank of luitenant, and a last name, Ambrose, to not raise suspicion.
I was thinking of doing the same thing… the night vision goggles would look awesome on my Master Chief helmet…
“I bought a HUGE master chief model. He’s bigger than my penis.”
Any guesses on how ‘big’ this model is? I say 4 inches max.
oh – you beat me to it :)
You know what’s sad? I have the urge to correct each of these posts for connon and accuracy. I guess I’m a true Halo addict.
Damn i can’t read this the writing is way too small
Weird. They were screencapped at the same size they originally appeared on Twitter. Sorry about that!
i just updated my browser and now its fine
@bsangel Someone should set up a twitter feed as ‘MasterChiefsCodpiece’
That last one was not funny. In fact, I’ll try to top it:
Master Chief is this generation’s Mario. Let’s just hope that Master Chief’s movie isn’t the same quality as Mario’s.
Quite deep, no?
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Regarding when he needs to pee, Frankie has actually clarified that before; MJOLNIR processes the urine and turns it into a drinkable substance. Not sure about fecal matter, however.
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