Fan Mailbag: Fulfilling Your Wildest Dreams For a Dollar!
July 16, 2009 30 Comments
I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. I’m going to do a terrific blog today! And I’m gonna help people! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me! Well, some people anyways. Off to the always full fan mailbag.
From: {edited}
Message Title: Hi I Have Donate Ddollar
“Hi Mi Tag Is {edited} Please Give Me Recon i Have Donate You Dollar Please Recon Is My Dream… PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
While I am known for my extremely reasonable rates as it pertains to making people’s dreams come true, unfortunately Recon is not on the current list of available services. Your $1 has been refunded. Thank you, and come again! (Please don’t.)
Surprising how big a deal people will make over assortments of binary code, eh?
You could say that about anything remotely virtual though, couldn’t you? In the end, new maps are simply assortments of binary code, so are entire games, so are songs, in some cases.
Nonetheless, it does seem at least a little strange that people are that fussed about the appearance of their character. You can’t even see your player model FGS!
Unless of course you die frequently. But that’s not something I’m familiar with =D
LOL that’s pretty funny.
Its like playing dress up with a video game character. It’s almost on the same level as Barbie.
You make dreams come true? How about the one I had the other day with all that whipped cream? Or the one with the cabbage?
I’m only remembering asparagus.
*Jumps on Bandwagon …. Donates a dollar*
Everyone knows that bs angel doesn’t charge anything less than $100 for ANY of her services. She has standards, after all.
I don’t know. I’ve heard she give some discounts to guys in green armour.
There aren’t any color specifications. As long as there’s armor, it’s all good.
This reminds me of a favorite video of mine called, “I Want Master Chief”…
That Was Great!!!
I haven’t received my dollar yet. And does this mean i’m not getting Reconz?
Getting all the Vidmaster achievements asap when ODST comes out. Why? So that I can wear Recon while all the idiot kids go “OMG HOW DID YOU GET IT!?” Should be fun for a few hours.
This guy is a fail
Feel Sorry For Angel. Having to deal with small size and inadequecy from these people. I mean, look at it. It practically screams: there’s something wrong with it/me!
And, er, yeah. Take that either way you want it.
what the hell angel? i sent you that message like 4 months ago. you’re just now getting around to making fun of me?
If you’re interested in the services of bs angel you may want to check out the video game soap post.
What is that supposed to mean? …
OH WAIT, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. You’re such a jerkface!
:)
+1
How about…FIVE DOLLARS? *DUN DUN DUN*
Dreaming about Recon HAS to be better than dreaming about a bad kisser
*Snaps my fingers as my assorted colored bracelets jangle loudly on my arm*
I have so many bracelets I converted half of them to anklets!
Lol
I don’t even want to know what kind of “moves” the anklets encompass
I hope you can’t make my dreams come true. I have a recurring dream of Carrot Top and Don Knotts violating me with a jelly roll. Not a lie.
Is the jelly roll stale?
Wouldn’t it have to be?
I’m not going to dignify that with an answer.