PlayStation Players Have Small Penises

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*Disclaimer: This is intended for humor purposes only as I personally enjoy playing the PlayStation and I certainly don’t have a small penis.
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  1. Posted by DTA MoonDawg on July 11, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    Hey, it’s true.

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  2. Posted by MenacingLemons on July 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Ha….of course you would be searching for that.

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  3. But I own a 360 AND a PS3. If my calculations are correct, I must therefore have the length and girth of a baby rhino. Something about that doesn’t sound right.

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  4. Posted by Crazy A 64 on July 11, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Oh dear god Angel! Like we need material this low to make penis jokes. I refuse, hands down refuse to make even the slightest lude comment!

    Tee hee… Penis Suppliments Free (PS3) AH DAMN IT!

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    • Do not resist. PS3 penis puns are inevitable.

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  5. Posted by racer0940 on July 11, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    well it does match the required install and download that every ps3 game has, if you catch my drift…

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  6. Posted by Tentimook on July 11, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    Maybe Chris was trying to impress Sheva and Amazon picked up on it.

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  7. I heard angel’s penis is so big, you can see it from space, like the great wall of china!

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    • Posted by DeepCee on July 11, 2009 at 4:34 pm

      O_o

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    • Posted by KalamariKidd on July 11, 2009 at 4:39 pm

      she must have been searching for a “friend”

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      • Posted by bs angel on July 11, 2009 at 5:09 pm

        Don’t worry, I won’t tell anybody you wanted me to look for that!

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        • SNAP!

        • Posted by KalamariKidd on July 12, 2009 at 9:51 am

          Silly, I wanted a BICYCLE pump

  8. Posted by HellCat on July 11, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Now i have something to use aganst my PS3 friends. YAY. Thanks Angel

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  9. Posted by GeneralCupcakes on July 11, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    Talk about science kits. This is one.

    Now we all know the consequences of playing PS3.

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  10. Posted by Mikey Rocks on July 11, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    it doesn’t work……. i mean whats this?

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  11. Posted by LAZR Blade 14 on July 11, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    If I could post that :awesome: smiey, I would.

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  12. Posted by shadowsquid86 on July 11, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Click to enlarge? o_o;

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  13. Posted by Lincoln on July 11, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    Hawty, why are you looking at these products anyways?

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    • Posted by Connor Lonske on July 11, 2009 at 8:52 pm

      She was getting it for her husband.

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    • Posted by soulofaqua on July 12, 2009 at 4:14 am

      she wanted to get some gifts for her loving community.

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      • Posted by bs angel on July 12, 2009 at 4:26 am

        LOL!

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    • i’m pretty sure she was gonna add it to the Fundfax Fairraiser…

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  14. Posted by Captain Spark on July 11, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    I’m wondering if this product would help my performance in Grifball after the extension process is complete.

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    • Posted by Connor Lonske on July 11, 2009 at 8:55 pm

      What?

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      • Posted by Captain Spark on July 12, 2009 at 8:42 am

        Sometimes the Hammer in Grifball seems like it is too short to get a melee kill.

        Don’t make me draw you a picture :)

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  15. GT5, RE5 . . . 5″>3″ I guess that’s an improvement.

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  16. Well, that’s what happens when your little buddy atrophies from disuse…

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  17. Posted by Zwooosh on July 12, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Hahahah…. Let’s start the flamewar :D

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  18. Posted by DethPwn on July 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Yes, but it’s my understanding PS1 players have large dangles.

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  19. Posted by Ny Hitman 0401 on July 12, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    o.O Angel you make me wonder…

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  20. Posted by MGH1138 on July 13, 2009 at 10:47 am

    I guess that’s what the mean when they say “it’ll fit on one disc”.

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