Friday Caption Fun, Round 54
July 10, 2009 113 Comments
Is everybody recovered from the craziness that was Bungie Day? While I may not have worn a tutu, I did manage to play Halo significantly longer than I normally do on a Tuesday. Ten hours longer as a matter of fact, which is nothing compared to the 24-hour marathoners, you crazy sleep-deprived fanatics you! Assuming you can put down your controller, let’s go over last week’s responses and then we can caption another screenshot. Then I’ll let you get back to your precious Halo, promise!
- “IT’S A VAMPIRE GRENADE! LOOK! NO SHADOW!” (Louis Wu)
- “So THAT’S what a dingledodie is…” (Phaedrus)
- “This recently declassified video shows the problems with the first version of the bubble shield.” (General Vagueness)
- “Number 6’s attempt to escape ‘The Sandtrap’ was thwarted once again by the mysterious ‘Rover’ bubble.” (Mr Viper)
- “Bet you can’t stick it.” (Gin)
- “The SPARTAN jawbreaker. For REAL men!” (DarkerNukes)
- “Grey Spartan immediately regretted hesitating to answer Plasma Grenade’s question of whether or not she ‘looked fat in this casing’.” (Tactful)
- “I carried the big bomb, so there is no fucking way your getting me to hold on to this.” (Loadedevildude)
Can you imagine actual plasma grenades that size? While I’m sure my teammates would do everything in their power to make sure I didn’t lay a hand on them, it really would be a dream come true. All those choppers wrecking havoc on Sandbox that I manage to stick? There’s no way they would survive after those suckers exploded! Another thing they probably wouldn’t survive is this particularly nasty battle rifle-wielding opponent. I know there’s a lot of potential in this screenshot so get to captioning!
Author: MEGATRON70
The UNSC, low on soldiers were forced to look into other means of recruiting additional marines.
The truth is, objects don’t disappear in H3. The Butterflies take them.
lol
no dad, i didn’t use my battle rifle, i cant find it…
XD Nice!
Over spamming of grenades has caused the wildlife in certain areas to take drastic action to defend their territory.
f*cking win
Indeed, the best.
Bungie unveils it’s post-Recon giveaway armor perm: Flutter, available exclusivly in Halo: Reach.
“Look what I found! Now I’m a Hornet. Pew Pew!”
SPOMSIM this.
(this will only be funny to anyone who models population demographics. . .)
Well the three people who do that are probably doubled over right now. >__>
It’d be a beautiful way to die… if the butterfly had fingers!
Oh shit! they grew fingers!
Modifications to the TCI-53-D “Red Admiral” were found to be lacking, as the wing-mounted armament caused catastrophic maneuvering issues.
Following on from the spartan mounted seagulls, the butterflies decided it was time to get some payback of their own!
The “B” in “BR” stands for Butterfly.
Butterfly Rifle… sweet!
The new BR5.5 “Butter-rifle” wasn’t very lethal, but it was highly annoying.
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly…
Obscure Simpsons quotes FTW. I was wating for this one haha
it is a follow up of the hit “bullet with butterfly wings” by Smashing Pumpkins
it is “Butterflies with battlerifles” by John Spartan feat Cortana
I could never figure out where I was getting shot from all those times… and now I know.
“Move like a butterfly, sting like MLG.”
Float like a butterfly, sting like a B….R
No one ever suspects the Butterfly…
LOL
Butterfree, use Bullet Seed!
After constant giveaways and contests, the Halo community began to feel that Recon apparel was slowly beginning to lose it’s appeal and rarity. Acting quickly, Bungie announces the new employee only, ‘Monarch Armor’.
In the more desperate days of the Human-Covenant war, the UNSC soon turned to the cast of Worms for aerial support.
“Not so fast…drop the net, kid”
Proof that predator5791 is running out of ideas.
“S00p3rFly117 liked his new custom armour permutation, but found it took the fun out of teabagging.”
(Man, could you imagine how much smack talk from this guy would sting? “Ha! I pWNED you, n00b!”.)
Or, perhaps, “Floats like a butterfly, stings like an ODST.”
— Steve
Unbeknownst to the rest of the Spartans, Battle Rifles held by butterflies only fire rainbows and happiness.
no, it fires a lazor beam that makes you shit rinbows and happiness… good way to decomission the other army…
now if only Lekgolo could shit.
Fuck recon, I want that new butterfly variant.
Guilty Spark’s Camouflage: So the n00bs will stop killing him while he forges!
Well, this brings new meaning to the Butterfly Effect…
People had become so paranoid gamers would imitate games that they completely overlooked the effect on butterflies!
MOTH: BUSTED!
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And here is a screenshot of Bungie’s latest addition to ODST’s extensive weapon arsenal; The Butter Flyfle.
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When 3D Modellers at Bungie HQ failed to recieve the concept art for one of ODST’s new characters they decided to just wing it.
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This isnt a Rare Butterfly; It’s Bungie!
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Even repelling the seemingly endless locust horde underground isn’t enough to satisfy the extreme blood-thirst of the leader of the COG’s insectoid department; Colonel Mothman.
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The UNSC had a stroke of genius when it decided to employ butterflies as battlefeild medics, creating the army’s first portable hospital wing.
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For some reason my Team Doubles partner “MOTH_MAN_09″ hates it when I mount the hornet.
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When faced with the prospect of catching a rocket to the face, MOTH_MAN_09 decided their was only one way of escape; He’d Better fly!
Starting a niche game blog was difficult for Hawty McButterfly, as she could never seem to get In-ter-net.
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Feeling that the “Legendary” difficult setting just wasnt hard enough, Bungie implemented the new hardest difficulty setting; Mothic.
With the advent of modern videogames such as Halo, Killzone and Gears of War, the enemies in the Metroid series really lost their fearfulness.
LOL @ in-ter-net!!
little did the illegal butterfly hunters know, their prey had now been equipped with BR-55 rifles. There were no survivors.
Bungie decided since recon will be easily accessible when ODST comes out, they will make a new armor perm.
Pixar/Dreamworks Presents:
After months spent in the cocoon, this butterfly awoke with one thing on its mind… Revenge. This summer, Arnold Schwarzenegger is: Little Monarch
The UNSC released this heavily photoshopped image of The Flood to the public in an effort to maintain morale.
Put the flowers down, or I’ll shoot!
Seeing the ability to find cover in the most unlikely perches, the UNSC has decided to employ the “humble” butterfly as advance reconnaissance scout snipers.
“For the Monarch!!!”
The flying creatures of halo get their revenge for being shot so much
Buttafly gunna put a cap in yo’ ass!
Mothra’s back, and she’s pissed!
Float like a butterfly, sting like a BR…
even the butterflies are starting to defend themselves.
The penguins had “Happy Feet”, now the butterflies have “Deadly Wings”!
And you thought the reason your shields went down inexplicably in Matchmaking was lag.
All post 2552-model Battle rifles manufactered for the UNSC come equipped with butterfly shaped stocks. This was due to the fact that the chief designer of the BR informed the managers of all manufacturing centres throughout the galaxy that he was in a slightly odd mood one Monday morning and ordered them to build him a cute little butterfly shaped firearm.
Opinions on the frontlines were understandably mixed; comments ranged from ”Oh God, this is awful’ to ”the Goddamned thing doesn’t fit into my shoulder!”. The
It’s always the quiet ones…
The truth of the guardians has been revealed!
they’re everywhere!
I finally got a response in! yay
Bungie has decided that not only will Halo: Reach supplant the book, it will introduce a new Covenant race, the most vicious of them all and capable of using every weapon in the game. Nintendo is rumored to have accused them of corporate espionage.
The headshot concerns with Elites were nothing compared to this new mulitplayer model, especially given people believing they were shooting at an eye.
^ a 3D modeling joke and a biology joke in one sentence, how often do you see that?
Float like a butterfly, stings like a …uh BR
The UNSC version of the MSN logo went down a hit with the Marines, but when children started talking to AI’s saying “OMGWTF Gotskooltomorrowz WTF”, the designers knew something had gone awry.
Bungie gets bored… A LOT.
OR
Ever tried Legendary with ALL skulls on? Yeah. Even the BUTTERFLIES have weapons.
Now, Mothra can no take out his life long rival Godzilla
A super-butterfly is trying to take back his land. He has now killed 25 soldiers with his BR
“Butterfly’s with Battle Rifles: when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfuckin’ Velociraptor with a jepack and scissors in the room!”
iTz MLGxXiButterflySnipezzzXx after losing: “Whatever BK’s! I out BR’d you kids everytime! Play me 1v1!”
You think this is bad? You should see the wasps!
Nobody screws with mother nature!
ever since 1962 when Japan converted from lazer beams to fire, the Godzilla Vs. Mothra movies started to suck. in an attempt to thwart this problem, they issued Mothra a BR and gave Godzilla an AR. Godzilla still wins, everytime.
Chaos Theory needs to be modified due to the evolution of butterflies.
Talk about “Butterfly” effects
THIS IS WHAT THE SEA PIG WILL GROW INTO ONE DAY.
You’re too late. THE SEA PIG IS COMING, RUUUUUUUUUUN!
After the revolution, the world forever cursed the name of Darwin.
Graaaaaaaah!
The true identity of “The Guardians” has finally been revealed…
“Silence of the Battle Rifles” -Coming 2010
Step 7 complete.
To subsitute the shield in ODST, bungie decided to incorporate a companion fairy…..with a rifle
Early concept art for the “Venture Brothers” game.
Awesome ^_^
The butterfly effect! H3 = Death squared
When Peter Laufer published his book, The Dangerous World of Butterflies. Critics laughed. “Its not like butterflies have to arm themselves”! How wrong they were.
This is why you don’t make fun of girls over Halo. They will send there butterflies with BRs!
Butterfly-”Boom headshot! thats what you get for stepping on my brother!”
“If Master Chief says he is high like a butterfly, believe him
The Real Butterfly Effect
“I need a weapon”
I always wondered who steals my kills…
With Master Chief out of the picture it was now the butterfly’s turn to finish the fight
Would this count as “killed by the guardians”?
Banhammer Flutter: more embarrassing than the regular banhammer
The birds on Epitaph got tired of being shot so they hired their new hitmen.
This is what happens on “Bring Your Kid to Work” Day….
“SPARTAN soldiers have been diagnosed with mental illness, due to frenzied screams of ‘NO, GET THE BUTTERFLIES AWAY, AGGGGH, HELP ME, THE BUTTERFLIES ARE THE ENEMY!’”
News Flash! The Guardians caught on tape!
“Lets just say that the covenant had got on the wrong side of the giant butterflies”
“CHAAARGE!”
After Master Chief disappeared the UNSC called in Agent LightWing to finish the fight.
Gah! that Damn butterfly stole my kill again!?
well they do say the flap of a butterflies wings can create a tsunami, so what the hell can the gun do?!?
After seven long years of waiting, the revelation of what the guardians look like was a little underwhelming.
The Monarch finally gave up on Dr. Venture, and with the Covenant gone, Master Chief was next on the arching list.
The Monarch decided to attack Hank and Dean by fragging them in their favorite online game.
Say hellooo to my little friend!!!
~B.B.
Pew! Pew! Pew!
So i finally lost my mind, since i couldn’t find my action figures, and taped the BR’s i had to butterflies and let them play with them.
Halo 3: OBFT prepare to flutter.
“Killed by the Guardians.”
When Bungie split from Microsoft we all new they wanted to make some new, non-Halo related properties. What we weren’t expecting though, was that their next title would be about an angry Butterfly named Brock with a chip on his shoulder and a penchant for bloody gunplay.
WTF HAX
Makes One Curious As To What The Caterpillar Carried…
A fired character designer from Fox was hired by Bungie, who one-upped ‘Spider-Pig’…