Is everybody recovered from the craziness that was Bungie Day? While I may not have worn a tutu, I did manage to play Halo significantly longer than I normally do on a Tuesday. Ten hours longer as a matter of fact, which is nothing compared to the 24-hour marathoners, you crazy sleep-deprived fanatics you! Assuming you can put down your controller, let’s go over last week’s responses and then we can caption another screenshot. Then I’ll let you get back to your precious Halo, promise!
- “IT’S A VAMPIRE GRENADE! LOOK! NO SHADOW!” (Louis Wu)
- “So THAT’S what a dingledodie is…” (Phaedrus)
- “This recently declassified video shows the problems with the first version of the bubble shield.” (General Vagueness)
- “Number 6’s attempt to escape ‘The Sandtrap’ was thwarted once again by the mysterious ‘Rover’ bubble.” (Mr Viper)
- “Bet you can’t stick it.” (Gin)
- “The SPARTAN jawbreaker. For REAL men!” (DarkerNukes)
- “Grey Spartan immediately regretted hesitating to answer Plasma Grenade’s question of whether or not she ‘looked fat in this casing’.” (Tactful)
- “I carried the big bomb, so there is no fucking way your getting me to hold on to this.” (Loadedevildude)
Can you imagine actual plasma grenades that size? While I’m sure my teammates would do everything in their power to make sure I didn’t lay a hand on them, it really would be a dream come true. All those choppers wrecking havoc on Sandbox that I manage to stick? There’s no way they would survive after those suckers exploded! Another thing they probably wouldn’t survive is this particularly nasty battle rifle-wielding opponent. I know there’s a lot of potential in this screenshot so get to captioning!
Author: MEGATRON70
Posted by newguy2445 on July 10, 2009 at 2:52 am
The UNSC, low on soldiers were forced to look into other means of recruiting additional marines.
Posted by newguy2445 on July 10, 2009 at 2:55 am
The truth is, objects don’t disappear in H3. The Butterflies take them.
Posted by Zwooosh on July 10, 2009 at 5:49 am
lol
Posted by the Light Show on July 10, 2009 at 2:57 am
no dad, i didn’t use my battle rifle, i cant find it…
Posted by newguy2445 on July 10, 2009 at 2:59 am
XD Nice!
Posted by Don A K Bab on July 10, 2009 at 2:58 am
Over spamming of grenades has caused the wildlife in certain areas to take drastic action to defend their territory.
Posted by -S- on July 10, 2009 at 7:58 am
f*cking win
Posted by Its Fun Time on July 10, 2009 at 11:47 am
Indeed, the best.
Posted by piercingtiger on July 10, 2009 at 3:02 am
Bungie unveils it’s post-Recon giveaway armor perm: Flutter, available exclusivly in Halo: Reach.
Posted by Marksman on July 10, 2009 at 3:06 am
“Look what I found! Now I’m a Hornet. Pew Pew!”
Posted by Jillybean on July 10, 2009 at 3:14 am
SPOMSIM this.
(this will only be funny to anyone who models population demographics. . .)
Posted by dickbutt on July 14, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Well the three people who do that are probably doubled over right now. >__>
Posted by Crazy A 64 on July 10, 2009 at 3:22 am
It’d be a beautiful way to die… if the butterfly had fingers!
Posted by Admiral Madden on July 10, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Oh shit! they grew fingers!
Posted by Pete Cooper on July 10, 2009 at 3:35 am
Modifications to the TCI-53-D “Red Admiral” were found to be lacking, as the wing-mounted armament caused catastrophic maneuvering issues.
Posted by Gi85on on July 10, 2009 at 4:24 am
Following on from the spartan mounted seagulls, the butterflies decided it was time to get some payback of their own!
Posted by SPOC on July 10, 2009 at 5:13 am
The “B” in “BR” stands for Butterfly.
Posted by MrCrazy on July 10, 2009 at 5:40 am
Butterfly Rifle… sweet!
Posted by JLay on July 10, 2009 at 5:33 am
The new BR5.5 “Butter-rifle” wasn’t very lethal, but it was highly annoying.
Posted by Starseed on July 10, 2009 at 5:35 am
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly…
Posted by Zerowind117 on July 10, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Obscure Simpsons quotes FTW. I was wating for this one haha
Posted by MrCrazy on July 10, 2009 at 5:40 am
it is a follow up of the hit “bullet with butterfly wings” by Smashing Pumpkins
it is “Butterflies with battlerifles” by John Spartan feat Cortana
Posted by Bob on July 10, 2009 at 6:29 am
I could never figure out where I was getting shot from all those times… and now I know.
Posted by Mr Viper on July 10, 2009 at 6:39 am
“Move like a butterfly, sting like MLG.”
Posted by Btsculptor on July 10, 2009 at 6:53 am
Float like a butterfly, sting like a B….R
Posted by ChestnutFirefly on July 10, 2009 at 6:54 am
No one ever suspects the Butterfly…
Posted by mendicantbias00 on July 10, 2009 at 9:33 am
LOL
Posted by shadowsquid86 on July 10, 2009 at 7:51 am
Butterfree, use Bullet Seed!
Posted by -S- on July 10, 2009 at 8:00 am
After constant giveaways and contests, the Halo community began to feel that Recon apparel was slowly beginning to lose it’s appeal and rarity. Acting quickly, Bungie announces the new employee only, ‘Monarch Armor’.
Posted by LAZR Blade 14 on July 10, 2009 at 8:04 am
In the more desperate days of the Human-Covenant war, the UNSC soon turned to the cast of Worms for aerial support.
Posted by -S- on July 10, 2009 at 8:12 am
“Not so fast…drop the net, kid”
Posted by Billdebeast on July 10, 2009 at 8:27 am
Proof that predator5791 is running out of ideas.
Posted by Anton P. Nym on July 10, 2009 at 9:14 am
“S00p3rFly117 liked his new custom armour permutation, but found it took the fun out of teabagging.”
(Man, could you imagine how much smack talk from this guy would sting? “Ha! I pWNED you, n00b!”.)
Or, perhaps, “Floats like a butterfly, stings like an ODST.”
— Steve
Posted by pittofdoom on July 10, 2009 at 9:23 am
Unbeknownst to the rest of the Spartans, Battle Rifles held by butterflies only fire rainbows and happiness.
Posted by Admiral Madden on July 10, 2009 at 12:08 pm
no, it fires a lazor beam that makes you shit rinbows and happiness… good way to decomission the other army…
now if only Lekgolo could shit.
Posted by pikmingod on July 10, 2009 at 9:24 am
Fuck recon, I want that new butterfly variant.
Posted by ScottyBob on July 10, 2009 at 9:24 am
Guilty Spark’s Camouflage: So the n00bs will stop killing him while he forges!
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on July 10, 2009 at 9:29 am
Well, this brings new meaning to the Butterfly Effect…
Posted by Staticrift on July 10, 2009 at 9:33 am
People had become so paranoid gamers would imitate games that they completely overlooked the effect on butterflies!
Posted by Tactful on July 10, 2009 at 9:50 am
MOTH: BUSTED!
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And here is a screenshot of Bungie’s latest addition to ODST’s extensive weapon arsenal; The Butter Flyfle.
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When 3D Modellers at Bungie HQ failed to recieve the concept art for one of ODST’s new characters they decided to just wing it.
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This isnt a Rare Butterfly; It’s Bungie!
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Even repelling the seemingly endless locust horde underground isn’t enough to satisfy the extreme blood-thirst of the leader of the COG’s insectoid department; Colonel Mothman.
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The UNSC had a stroke of genius when it decided to employ butterflies as battlefeild medics, creating the army’s first portable hospital wing.
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For some reason my Team Doubles partner “MOTH_MAN_09″ hates it when I mount the hornet.
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When faced with the prospect of catching a rocket to the face, MOTH_MAN_09 decided their was only one way of escape; He’d Better fly!
Posted by Tactful on July 11, 2009 at 10:18 am
Starting a niche game blog was difficult for Hawty McButterfly, as she could never seem to get In-ter-net.
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Feeling that the “Legendary” difficult setting just wasnt hard enough, Bungie implemented the new hardest difficulty setting; Mothic.
Posted by Tactful on July 13, 2009 at 9:43 am
With the advent of modern videogames such as Halo, Killzone and Gears of War, the enemies in the Metroid series really lost their fearfulness.
Posted by bs angel on July 16, 2009 at 11:00 pm
LOL @ in-ter-net!!
Posted by Das Kalk on July 10, 2009 at 9:53 am
little did the illegal butterfly hunters know, their prey had now been equipped with BR-55 rifles. There were no survivors.
Posted by plazmamuffin on July 10, 2009 at 10:03 am
Bungie decided since recon will be easily accessible when ODST comes out, they will make a new armor perm.
Posted by John Stvan on July 10, 2009 at 10:03 am
Pixar/Dreamworks Presents:
After months spent in the cocoon, this butterfly awoke with one thing on its mind… Revenge. This summer, Arnold Schwarzenegger is: Little Monarch
Posted by Crazeye0 on July 10, 2009 at 10:09 am
The UNSC released this heavily photoshopped image of The Flood to the public in an effort to maintain morale.
Posted by Matt7777444 on July 10, 2009 at 10:09 am
Put the flowers down, or I’ll shoot!
Posted by Monkey_lord on July 10, 2009 at 10:09 am
Seeing the ability to find cover in the most unlikely perches, the UNSC has decided to employ the “humble” butterfly as advance reconnaissance scout snipers.
Posted by VoltRabbit on July 10, 2009 at 10:12 am
“For the Monarch!!!”
Posted by Dust and Echoes on July 10, 2009 at 10:12 am
The flying creatures of halo get their revenge for being shot so much
Posted by K1L1NAT1ON on July 10, 2009 at 10:17 am
Buttafly gunna put a cap in yo’ ass!
Posted by MGH1138 on July 10, 2009 at 10:22 am
Mothra’s back, and she’s pissed!
Posted by XMixMasterX on July 10, 2009 at 10:22 am
Float like a butterfly, sting like a BR…
Posted by phoenixfire on July 10, 2009 at 10:34 am
even the butterflies are starting to defend themselves.
Posted by Ric Stone on July 10, 2009 at 10:46 am
The penguins had “Happy Feet”, now the butterflies have “Deadly Wings”!
Posted by Ken Raves on July 10, 2009 at 11:03 am
And you thought the reason your shields went down inexplicably in Matchmaking was lag.
Posted by therailwayman on July 10, 2009 at 11:07 am
All post 2552-model Battle rifles manufactered for the UNSC come equipped with butterfly shaped stocks. This was due to the fact that the chief designer of the BR informed the managers of all manufacturing centres throughout the galaxy that he was in a slightly odd mood one Monday morning and ordered them to build him a cute little butterfly shaped firearm.
Opinions on the frontlines were understandably mixed; comments ranged from ”Oh God, this is awful’ to ”the Goddamned thing doesn’t fit into my shoulder!”. The
Posted by NiTrOuS 343 on July 10, 2009 at 11:09 am
It’s always the quiet ones…
Posted by BSG Choonqead on July 10, 2009 at 11:13 am
The truth of the guardians has been revealed!
Posted by InsaneViking on July 13, 2009 at 8:28 pm
they’re everywhere!
Posted by General Vagueness on July 10, 2009 at 11:36 am
I finally got a response in! yay
Bungie has decided that not only will Halo: Reach supplant the book, it will introduce a new Covenant race, the most vicious of them all and capable of using every weapon in the game. Nintendo is rumored to have accused them of corporate espionage.
The headshot concerns with Elites were nothing compared to this new mulitplayer model, especially given people believing they were shooting at an eye.
^ a 3D modeling joke and a biology joke in one sentence, how often do you see that?
Posted by CrunchbiteNuva on July 10, 2009 at 11:43 am
Float like a butterfly, stings like a …uh BR
Posted by Visitor at home on July 10, 2009 at 11:48 am
The UNSC version of the MSN logo went down a hit with the Marines, but when children started talking to AI’s saying “OMGWTF Gotskooltomorrowz WTF”, the designers knew something had gone awry.
Posted by nixproto (Drake) on July 10, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Bungie gets bored… A LOT.
OR
Ever tried Legendary with ALL skulls on? Yeah. Even the BUTTERFLIES have weapons.
Posted by Mike on July 10, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Now, Mothra can no take out his life long rival Godzilla
Posted by ViVo 444 on July 10, 2009 at 12:16 pm
A super-butterfly is trying to take back his land. He has now killed 25 soldiers with his BR
Posted by Admiral Madden on July 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm
“Butterfly’s with Battle Rifles: when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfuckin’ Velociraptor with a jepack and scissors in the room!”
Posted by Wasiq on July 10, 2009 at 12:20 pm
iTz MLGxXiButterflySnipezzzXx after losing: “Whatever BK’s! I out BR’d you kids everytime! Play me 1v1!”
Posted by tb2571989 on July 10, 2009 at 12:22 pm
You think this is bad? You should see the wasps!
Posted by SirWilliamRegis on July 10, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Nobody screws with mother nature!
Posted by Admiral Madden on July 10, 2009 at 12:27 pm
ever since 1962 when Japan converted from lazer beams to fire, the Godzilla Vs. Mothra movies started to suck. in an attempt to thwart this problem, they issued Mothra a BR and gave Godzilla an AR. Godzilla still wins, everytime.
Posted by t0rm3n7 on July 10, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Chaos Theory needs to be modified due to the evolution of butterflies.
Posted by tobias grey on July 10, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Talk about “Butterfly” effects
Posted by Zee-V70 on July 10, 2009 at 1:14 pm
THIS IS WHAT THE SEA PIG WILL GROW INTO ONE DAY.
Posted by Mr Viper on July 10, 2009 at 3:27 pm
You’re too late. THE SEA PIG IS COMING, RUUUUUUUUUUN!
Posted by Sane Intolerant on July 10, 2009 at 1:58 pm
After the revolution, the world forever cursed the name of Darwin.
Posted by urban justice on July 10, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Graaaaaaaah!
Posted by Zerowind117 on July 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm
The true identity of “The Guardians” has finally been revealed…
Posted by J23 on July 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm
“Silence of the Battle Rifles” -Coming 2010
Posted by leafman343 on July 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Step 7 complete.
Posted by Big Appleton on July 10, 2009 at 4:35 pm
To subsitute the shield in ODST, bungie decided to incorporate a companion fairy…..with a rifle
Posted by Kamikaze on July 10, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Early concept art for the “Venture Brothers” game.
Posted by HALO3syourdaddy on July 10, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Awesome ^_^
Posted by SHAGGYDEATH on July 10, 2009 at 5:58 pm
The butterfly effect! H3 = Death squared
Posted by Loadedevildude on July 10, 2009 at 6:05 pm
When Peter Laufer published his book, The Dangerous World of Butterflies. Critics laughed. “Its not like butterflies have to arm themselves”! How wrong they were.
This is why you don’t make fun of girls over Halo. They will send there butterflies with BRs!
Butterfly-”Boom headshot! thats what you get for stepping on my brother!”
Posted by MR HAT3ER on July 10, 2009 at 7:49 pm
“If Master Chief says he is high like a butterfly, believe him
Posted by TAS9303 on July 10, 2009 at 9:14 pm
The Real Butterfly Effect
Posted by ThePorgemeister on July 10, 2009 at 9:22 pm
“I need a weapon”
Posted by ThePorgemeister on July 10, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I always wondered who steals my kills…
Posted by Mikey Rocks on July 10, 2009 at 10:00 pm
With Master Chief out of the picture it was now the butterfly’s turn to finish the fight
Posted by Spade on July 10, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Would this count as “killed by the guardians”?
Posted by Spade on July 10, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Banhammer Flutter: more embarrassing than the regular banhammer
Posted by Spade on July 10, 2009 at 10:13 pm
The birds on Epitaph got tired of being shot so they hired their new hitmen.
Posted by Marksman on July 11, 2009 at 1:07 am
This is what happens on “Bring Your Kid to Work” Day….
Posted by Marksman on July 11, 2009 at 1:15 am
“SPARTAN soldiers have been diagnosed with mental illness, due to frenzied screams of ‘NO, GET THE BUTTERFLIES AWAY, AGGGGH, HELP ME, THE BUTTERFLIES ARE THE ENEMY!’”
Posted by Mojo on July 11, 2009 at 2:43 am
News Flash! The Guardians caught on tape!
Posted by Someone on July 11, 2009 at 3:22 am
“Lets just say that the covenant had got on the wrong side of the giant butterflies”
“CHAAARGE!”
Posted by StealthSpeed3 on July 11, 2009 at 7:01 am
After Master Chief disappeared the UNSC called in Agent LightWing to finish the fight.
Posted by Shonan64 on July 11, 2009 at 11:58 am
Gah! that Damn butterfly stole my kill again!?
Posted by racer0940 on July 11, 2009 at 12:18 pm
well they do say the flap of a butterflies wings can create a tsunami, so what the hell can the gun do?!?
Posted by The Flying Spartan on July 11, 2009 at 11:35 pm
After seven long years of waiting, the revelation of what the guardians look like was a little underwhelming.
Posted by RC on July 12, 2009 at 10:39 am
The Monarch finally gave up on Dr. Venture, and with the Covenant gone, Master Chief was next on the arching list.
Posted by DethPwn on July 12, 2009 at 4:11 pm
The Monarch decided to attack Hank and Dean by fragging them in their favorite online game.
Posted by BerserkerBarage on July 13, 2009 at 7:15 am
Say hellooo to my little friend!!!
~B.B.
Posted by Kato on July 13, 2009 at 9:08 am
Pew! Pew! Pew!
Posted by Fushiko on July 13, 2009 at 9:32 am
So i finally lost my mind, since i couldn’t find my action figures, and taped the BR’s i had to butterflies and let them play with them.
Posted by Fushiko on July 13, 2009 at 9:32 am
Halo 3: OBFT prepare to flutter.
Posted by FJFC on July 13, 2009 at 3:23 pm
“Killed by the Guardians.”
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on July 14, 2009 at 11:43 am
When Bungie split from Microsoft we all new they wanted to make some new, non-Halo related properties. What we weren’t expecting though, was that their next title would be about an angry Butterfly named Brock with a chip on his shoulder and a penchant for bloody gunplay.
Posted by PiN0YxPWNAGE on July 15, 2009 at 10:49 am
WTF HAX
Posted by LBRKstrAybUllEt on July 15, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Makes One Curious As To What The Caterpillar Carried…
Posted by Whitehawk13 on July 17, 2009 at 6:45 am
A fired character designer from Fox was hired by Bungie, who one-upped ‘Spider-Pig’…