Friday Caption Fun, Round 54

halo 3 screenshotIs everybody recovered from the craziness that was Bungie Day? While I may not have worn a tutu, I did manage to play Halo significantly longer than I normally do on a Tuesday. Ten hours longer as a matter of fact, which is nothing compared to the 24-hour marathoners, you crazy sleep-deprived fanatics you! Assuming you can put down your controller, let’s go over last week’s responses and then we can caption another screenshot. Then I’ll let you get back to your precious Halo, promise!

  • “IT’S A VAMPIRE GRENADE! LOOK! NO SHADOW!” (Louis Wu)
  • “So THAT’S what a dingledodie is…” (Phaedrus)
  • “This recently declassified video shows the problems with the first version of the bubble shield.” (General Vagueness)
  • “Number 6’s attempt to escape ‘The Sandtrap’ was thwarted once again by the mysterious ‘Rover’ bubble.” (Mr Viper)
  • “Bet you can’t stick it.” (Gin)
  • “The SPARTAN jawbreaker. For REAL men!” (DarkerNukes)
  • “Grey Spartan immediately regretted hesitating to answer Plasma Grenade’s question of whether or not she ‘looked fat in this casing’.” (Tactful)
  • “I carried the big bomb, so there is no fucking way your getting me to hold on to this.” (Loadedevildude)


Can you imagine actual plasma grenades that size? While I’m sure my teammates would do everything in their power to make sure I didn’t lay a hand on them, it really would be a dream come true. All those choppers wrecking havoc on Sandbox that I manage to stick? There’s no way they would survive after those suckers exploded! Another thing they probably wouldn’t survive is this particularly nasty battle rifle-wielding opponent. I know there’s a lot of potential in this screenshot so get to captioning!

Author: MEGATRON70
halo 3 screenshot

113 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 54

  1. newguy2445 says:

    The UNSC, low on soldiers were forced to look into other means of recruiting additional marines.

  2. newguy2445 says:

    The truth is, objects don’t disappear in H3. The Butterflies take them.

    • Zwooosh says:

      lol

  3. no dad, i didn’t use my battle rifle, i cant find it…

    • newguy2445 says:

      XD Nice!

  4. Don A K Bab says:

    Over spamming of grenades has caused the wildlife in certain areas to take drastic action to defend their territory.

    • -S- says:

      f*cking win

    • Its Fun Time says:

      Indeed, the best.

  5. piercingtiger says:

    Bungie unveils it’s post-Recon giveaway armor perm: Flutter, available exclusivly in Halo: Reach.

  6. Marksman says:

    “Look what I found! Now I’m a Hornet. Pew Pew!”

  7. Jillybean says:

    SPOMSIM this.

    (this will only be funny to anyone who models population demographics. . .)

    • dickbutt says:

      Well the three people who do that are probably doubled over right now. >__>

  8. Crazy A 64 says:

    It’d be a beautiful way to die… if the butterfly had fingers!

    • Admiral Madden says:

      Oh shit! they grew fingers!

  9. Pete Cooper says:

    Modifications to the TCI-53-D “Red Admiral” were found to be lacking, as the wing-mounted armament caused catastrophic maneuvering issues.

  10. Gi85on says:

    Following on from the spartan mounted seagulls, the butterflies decided it was time to get some payback of their own!

  11. SPOC says:

    The “B” in “BR” stands for Butterfly.

    • MrCrazy says:

      Butterfly Rifle… sweet!

  12. JLay says:

    The new BR5.5 “Butter-rifle” wasn’t very lethal, but it was highly annoying.

  13. Starseed says:

    Nobody ever suspects the butterfly…

    • Zerowind117 says:

      Obscure Simpsons quotes FTW. I was wating for this one haha

  14. MrCrazy says:

    it is a follow up of the hit “bullet with butterfly wings” by Smashing Pumpkins

    it is “Butterflies with battlerifles” by John Spartan feat Cortana

  15. Bob says:

    I could never figure out where I was getting shot from all those times… and now I know.

  16. Mr Viper says:

    “Move like a butterfly, sting like MLG.”

  17. Btsculptor says:

    Float like a butterfly, sting like a B….R

  18. ChestnutFirefly says:

    No one ever suspects the Butterfly…

    • LOL

  19. shadowsquid86 says:

    Butterfree, use Bullet Seed!

  20. -S- says:

    After constant giveaways and contests, the Halo community began to feel that Recon apparel was slowly beginning to lose it’s appeal and rarity. Acting quickly, Bungie announces the new employee only, ‘Monarch Armor’.

  21. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    In the more desperate days of the Human-Covenant war, the UNSC soon turned to the cast of Worms for aerial support.

  22. -S- says:

    “Not so fast…drop the net, kid”

  23. Billdebeast says:

    Proof that predator5791 is running out of ideas.

  24. Anton P. Nym says:

    “S00p3rFly117 liked his new custom armour permutation, but found it took the fun out of teabagging.”

    (Man, could you imagine how much smack talk from this guy would sting? “Ha! I pWNED you, n00b!”.)

    Or, perhaps, “Floats like a butterfly, stings like an ODST.”

    — Steve

  25. pittofdoom says:

    Unbeknownst to the rest of the Spartans, Battle Rifles held by butterflies only fire rainbows and happiness.

    • Admiral Madden says:

      no, it fires a lazor beam that makes you shit rinbows and happiness… good way to decomission the other army…

      now if only Lekgolo could shit.

  26. pikmingod says:

    Fuck recon, I want that new butterfly variant.

  27. ScottyBob says:

    Guilty Spark’s Camouflage: So the n00bs will stop killing him while he forges!

  28. Well, this brings new meaning to the Butterfly Effect…

  29. Staticrift says:

    People had become so paranoid gamers would imitate games that they completely overlooked the effect on butterflies!

  30. Tactful says:

    MOTH: BUSTED!

    —–

    And here is a screenshot of Bungie’s latest addition to ODST’s extensive weapon arsenal; The Butter Flyfle.

    —–

    When 3D Modellers at Bungie HQ failed to recieve the concept art for one of ODST’s new characters they decided to just wing it.

    —–

    This isnt a Rare Butterfly; It’s Bungie!

    —–

    Even repelling the seemingly endless locust horde underground isn’t enough to satisfy the extreme blood-thirst of the leader of the COG’s insectoid department; Colonel Mothman.

    —–

    The UNSC had a stroke of genius when it decided to employ butterflies as battlefeild medics, creating the army’s first portable hospital wing.

    —–

    For some reason my Team Doubles partner “MOTH_MAN_09″ hates it when I mount the hornet.

    —–

    When faced with the prospect of catching a rocket to the face, MOTH_MAN_09 decided their was only one way of escape; He’d Better fly!

    • Tactful says:

      Starting a niche game blog was difficult for Hawty McButterfly, as she could never seem to get In-ter-net.

      —–

      Feeling that the “Legendary” difficult setting just wasnt hard enough, Bungie implemented the new hardest difficulty setting; Mothic.

      • Tactful says:

        With the advent of modern videogames such as Halo, Killzone and Gears of War, the enemies in the Metroid series really lost their fearfulness.

      • bs angel says:

        LOL @ in-ter-net!!

  31. Das Kalk says:

    little did the illegal butterfly hunters know, their prey had now been equipped with BR-55 rifles. There were no survivors.

  32. plazmamuffin says:

    Bungie decided since recon will be easily accessible when ODST comes out, they will make a new armor perm.

  33. John Stvan says:

    Pixar/Dreamworks Presents:

    After months spent in the cocoon, this butterfly awoke with one thing on its mind… Revenge. This summer, Arnold Schwarzenegger is: Little Monarch

  34. Crazeye0 says:

    The UNSC released this heavily photoshopped image of The Flood to the public in an effort to maintain morale.

  35. Matt7777444 says:

    Put the flowers down, or I’ll shoot!

  36. Monkey_lord says:

    Seeing the ability to find cover in the most unlikely perches, the UNSC has decided to employ the “humble” butterfly as advance reconnaissance scout snipers.

  37. VoltRabbit says:

    “For the Monarch!!!”

  38. Dust and Echoes says:

    The flying creatures of halo get their revenge for being shot so much

  39. K1L1NAT1ON says:

    Buttafly gunna put a cap in yo’ ass!

  40. MGH1138 says:

    Mothra’s back, and she’s pissed!

  41. XMixMasterX says:

    Float like a butterfly, sting like a BR…

  42. phoenixfire says:

    even the butterflies are starting to defend themselves.

  43. Ric Stone says:

    The penguins had “Happy Feet”, now the butterflies have “Deadly Wings”!

  44. Ken Raves says:

    And you thought the reason your shields went down inexplicably in Matchmaking was lag.

  45. therailwayman says:

    All post 2552-model Battle rifles manufactered for the UNSC come equipped with butterfly shaped stocks. This was due to the fact that the chief designer of the BR informed the managers of all manufacturing centres throughout the galaxy that he was in a slightly odd mood one Monday morning and ordered them to build him a cute little butterfly shaped firearm.
    Opinions on the frontlines were understandably mixed; comments ranged from ”Oh God, this is awful’ to ”the Goddamned thing doesn’t fit into my shoulder!”. The

  46. NiTrOuS 343 says:

    It’s always the quiet ones…

  47. BSG Choonqead says:

    The truth of the guardians has been revealed!

    • InsaneViking says:

      they’re everywhere!

  48. General Vagueness says:

    I finally got a response in! yay

    Bungie has decided that not only will Halo: Reach supplant the book, it will introduce a new Covenant race, the most vicious of them all and capable of using every weapon in the game. Nintendo is rumored to have accused them of corporate espionage.

    The headshot concerns with Elites were nothing compared to this new mulitplayer model, especially given people believing they were shooting at an eye.
    ^ a 3D modeling joke and a biology joke in one sentence, how often do you see that?

  49. CrunchbiteNuva says:

    Float like a butterfly, stings like a …uh BR

  50. Visitor at home says:

    The UNSC version of the MSN logo went down a hit with the Marines, but when children started talking to AI’s saying “OMGWTF Gotskooltomorrowz WTF”, the designers knew something had gone awry.

  51. Bungie gets bored… A LOT.

    OR

    Ever tried Legendary with ALL skulls on? Yeah. Even the BUTTERFLIES have weapons.

  52. Mike says:

    Now, Mothra can no take out his life long rival Godzilla

  53. ViVo 444 says:

    A super-butterfly is trying to take back his land. He has now killed 25 soldiers with his BR

  54. Admiral Madden says:

    “Butterfly’s with Battle Rifles: when you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfuckin’ Velociraptor with a jepack and scissors in the room!”

  55. Wasiq says:

    iTz MLGxXiButterflySnipezzzXx after losing: “Whatever BK’s! I out BR’d you kids everytime! Play me 1v1!”

  56. tb2571989 says:

    You think this is bad? You should see the wasps!

  57. Nobody screws with mother nature!

  58. Admiral Madden says:

    ever since 1962 when Japan converted from lazer beams to fire, the Godzilla Vs. Mothra movies started to suck. in an attempt to thwart this problem, they issued Mothra a BR and gave Godzilla an AR. Godzilla still wins, everytime.

  59. t0rm3n7 says:

    Chaos Theory needs to be modified due to the evolution of butterflies.

  60. tobias grey says:

    Talk about “Butterfly” effects

  61. Zee-V70 says:

    THIS IS WHAT THE SEA PIG WILL GROW INTO ONE DAY.

    • Mr Viper says:

      You’re too late. THE SEA PIG IS COMING, RUUUUUUUUUUN!

  62. After the revolution, the world forever cursed the name of Darwin.

  63. urban justice says:

    Graaaaaaaah!

  64. Zerowind117 says:

    The true identity of “The Guardians” has finally been revealed…

  65. J23 says:

    “Silence of the Battle Rifles” -Coming 2010

  66. leafman343 says:

    Step 7 complete.

  67. Big Appleton says:

    To subsitute the shield in ODST, bungie decided to incorporate a companion fairy…..with a rifle

  68. Kamikaze says:

    Early concept art for the “Venture Brothers” game.

    • HALO3syourdaddy says:

      Awesome ^_^

  69. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    The butterfly effect! H3 = Death squared

  70. Loadedevildude says:

    When Peter Laufer published his book, The Dangerous World of Butterflies. Critics laughed. “Its not like butterflies have to arm themselves”! How wrong they were.

    This is why you don’t make fun of girls over Halo. They will send there butterflies with BRs!

    Butterfly-”Boom headshot! thats what you get for stepping on my brother!”

  71. MR HAT3ER says:

    “If Master Chief says he is high like a butterfly, believe him

  72. TAS9303 says:

    The Real Butterfly Effect

  73. ThePorgemeister says:

    “I need a weapon”

  74. ThePorgemeister says:

    I always wondered who steals my kills…

  75. Mikey Rocks says:

    With Master Chief out of the picture it was now the butterfly’s turn to finish the fight

  76. Spade says:

    Would this count as “killed by the guardians”?

  77. Spade says:

    Banhammer Flutter: more embarrassing than the regular banhammer

  78. Spade says:

    The birds on Epitaph got tired of being shot so they hired their new hitmen.

  79. Marksman says:

    This is what happens on “Bring Your Kid to Work” Day….

  80. Marksman says:

    “SPARTAN soldiers have been diagnosed with mental illness, due to frenzied screams of ‘NO, GET THE BUTTERFLIES AWAY, AGGGGH, HELP ME, THE BUTTERFLIES ARE THE ENEMY!’”

  81. Mojo says:

    News Flash! The Guardians caught on tape!

  82. Someone says:

    “Lets just say that the covenant had got on the wrong side of the giant butterflies”

    “CHAAARGE!”

  83. After Master Chief disappeared the UNSC called in Agent LightWing to finish the fight.

  84. Shonan64 says:

    Gah! that Damn butterfly stole my kill again!?

  85. racer0940 says:

    well they do say the flap of a butterflies wings can create a tsunami, so what the hell can the gun do?!?

  86. The Flying Spartan says:

    After seven long years of waiting, the revelation of what the guardians look like was a little underwhelming.

  87. RC says:

    The Monarch finally gave up on Dr. Venture, and with the Covenant gone, Master Chief was next on the arching list.

  88. DethPwn says:

    The Monarch decided to attack Hank and Dean by fragging them in their favorite online game.

  89. BerserkerBarage says:

    Say hellooo to my little friend!!!

    ~B.B.

  90. Kato says:

    Pew! Pew! Pew!

  91. Fushiko says:

    So i finally lost my mind, since i couldn’t find my action figures, and taped the BR’s i had to butterflies and let them play with them.

  92. Fushiko says:

    Halo 3: OBFT prepare to flutter.

  93. FJFC says:

    “Killed by the Guardians.”

  94. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    When Bungie split from Microsoft we all new they wanted to make some new, non-Halo related properties. What we weren’t expecting though, was that their next title would be about an angry Butterfly named Brock with a chip on his shoulder and a penchant for bloody gunplay.

  95. PiN0YxPWNAGE says:

    WTF HAX

  96. LBRKstrAybUllEt says:

    Makes One Curious As To What The Caterpillar Carried…

  97. Whitehawk13 says:

    A fired character designer from Fox was hired by Bungie, who one-upped ‘Spider-Pig’…

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