Get a Room!

Often times when we sit down to play our favorite video game, our general mood transfers to our in-game character. If you find yourself surly and more than a little sullen, your character can be found stomping his way around the base while shooting anything and everything that moves. If you find yourself joyous and on top of the world, your character is frequently seen skipping across the grassy plains and perhaps even frolicking in the waterfalls. What happens though when you haven’t gotten any in a while and find yourself with an undeniable urge for some action in the sack? Red Spartan here will happily demonstrate that for you just as soon as you hit play. And yes, that’s a Magnum in his pants. Because he’s more than a little excited to see you.

15 Responses to Get a Room!

  1. Crazy A 64 says:

    Wow… that just kept on going… and I just kept on watching it?!

    • Azrylle says:

      me too….. me too.

  2. Jillybean says:

    I love the guy that came in at the end. That’s the kind of thinking-on-your-feet attitude that Halo inspires in people.

    Also. Stop taping my games.

  3. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    After so many years of fighting, Red is finally showing the love to Blue.

  4. Leeumm says:

    I love the position of Blue’s legs. Lol.

  5. I don’t know what you guys are talking about. I do this every game. For free. ;)

  6. FishType1 says:

    Too bad some people cant spell massage lol.

    • Morpheus says:

      I know, right? People are so dumb.

  7. Someone says:

    Looks like he’s enjoying it

  8. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    Blue, I hope you realize that he only wants you for your body.

  9. Admiral Madden says:

    puts a new meaning to the word “Ragdoll”

  10. monkey_lord says:

    That’s called position one in halo. Coincidentally it is pre-second base. What is the other hand doing? is my main question.

  11. GeneralCupcakes says:

    Blue got a free leg job.

  12. Gilver says:

    I usually don’t laugh at things like that…but even I could’t help but giggle…OMG that was funny!

  13. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    Hand Job? Haha!

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