Often times when we sit down to play our favorite video game, our general mood transfers to our in-game character. If you find yourself surly and more than a little sullen, your character can be found stomping his way around the base while shooting anything and everything that moves. If you find yourself joyous and on top of the world, your character is frequently seen skipping across the grassy plains and perhaps even frolicking in the waterfalls. What happens though when you haven’t gotten any in a while and find yourself with an undeniable urge for some action in the sack? Red Spartan here will happily demonstrate that for you just as soon as you hit play. And yes, that’s a Magnum in his pants. Because he’s more than a little excited to see you.
Posted by Crazy A 64 on July 9, 2009 at 2:58 am
Wow… that just kept on going… and I just kept on watching it?!
Posted by Azrylle on July 9, 2009 at 8:44 am
me too….. me too.
Posted by Jillybean on July 9, 2009 at 3:23 am
I love the guy that came in at the end. That’s the kind of thinking-on-your-feet attitude that Halo inspires in people.
Also. Stop taping my games.
Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 am
After so many years of fighting, Red is finally showing the love to Blue.
Posted by Leeumm on July 9, 2009 at 6:36 am
I love the position of Blue’s legs. Lol.
Posted by nixproto (Drake) on July 9, 2009 at 7:09 am
I don’t know what you guys are talking about. I do this every game. For free. ;)
Posted by FishType1 on July 9, 2009 at 7:36 am
Too bad some people cant spell massage lol.
Posted by Morpheus on July 9, 2009 at 10:27 am
I know, right? People are so dumb.
Posted by Someone on July 9, 2009 at 8:06 am
Looks like he’s enjoying it
Posted by LAZR Blade 14 on July 9, 2009 at 8:55 am
Blue, I hope you realize that he only wants you for your body.
Posted by Admiral Madden on July 9, 2009 at 11:27 am
puts a new meaning to the word “Ragdoll”
Posted by monkey_lord on July 9, 2009 at 12:14 pm
That’s called position one in halo. Coincidentally it is pre-second base. What is the other hand doing? is my main question.
Posted by GeneralCupcakes on July 9, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Blue got a free leg job.
Posted by Gilver on July 9, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I usually don’t laugh at things like that…but even I could’t help but giggle…OMG that was funny!
Posted by Ny Hitman 0401 on July 10, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Hand Job? Haha!