Dual Wielding Isn’t Always the Answer

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*A special thank you to StephaBon, who can separate stacks of Legos without even using his teeth, for the tip!

Source [DOGHOUSE]

23 Responses to Dual Wielding Isn’t Always the Answer

  1. HALO3syourdaddy says:

    Haha, awesome. Have you tried using your Battle Rifle? I lol’d so hard

  2. that’s why i am so much smarter than my little brother! ;)

  3. Yeah, video games can teach kids how to problem-solve…

    Until they find the strategy guide, or gamefaqs.com…

    But lol. My mother always yelled at me for using my teeth. “Teeth are expensive!” Legos were a bitch to separate though.

    • Doc says:

      I did the same thing! And when they came out with that device that would, and you lost that… TEETH!

      • ALTEX says:

        they had a device for that? shit i missed out. luckily i always just missed slicing open my gums on those damn bricks (some of those corners were damn sharp)

        • soulofaqua says:

          Yes but the device only worked for the normal sized bricks. Flat pieces were still a pain to do. I think alot of my legos still have teethmarks on them xD then again so does my bed.

  4. GeneralCupcakes says:

    A free man would use a crowbar.

  5. StephaBon says:

    It feels good to contribute to this amazing site. And for all your info, the rest of this whole comic strip will provide many many lolz.

    • bs angel says:

      I appreciate you passing it my way. It’s certainly a gem!

  6. elpolloguapo says:

    If he were dual wielding spikers he could use the blade to pry the pieces apart.
    BUNGLE FTW.

    • Monkey_lord says:

      Nah I would start out with dual Maulers then upgrade to dual Spikers, that’s just me.

      • elpolloguapo says:

        No blade on the mauler.

        • Who needs a blade when you could just shoot the shit out of it?

  7. newguy2445 says:

    The 4th panel, do the heads intentionally spell Solo?

    Sorry just something that stood out to me =P

    • newguy2445 says:

      I mean 5th*
      First panel second row.

    • elpolloguapo says:

      I would imagine that it’s purely coincidental.

  8. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    God, I HATED it when Legos got stuck together.

  9. Ragingterror says:

    Flat-head jeweler’s screwdriver FTW.

  10. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    Getting the flat pieces apart is the reason for my strong grip. (looks around furtively)

  11. CBD says:

    I recommend C4

  12. Visitor at home says:

    Ugh. I remember getting a cut in my thumb from those things. Several aching teeth, and an incomplete Lego-house.
    Fun times.

  13. DethPwn says:

    Pry it with the

  14. DethPwn says:

    Pry it with the Energy Sword.

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