Dual Wielding Isn’t Always the Answer

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*A special thank you to StephaBon, who can separate stacks of Legos without even using his teeth, for the tip!

Source [DOGHOUSE]

23 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by HALO3syourdaddy on July 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Haha, awesome. Have you tried using your Battle Rifle? I lol’d so hard

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  2. that’s why i am so much smarter than my little brother! ;)

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  3. Yeah, video games can teach kids how to problem-solve…

    Until they find the strategy guide, or gamefaqs.com…

    But lol. My mother always yelled at me for using my teeth. “Teeth are expensive!” Legos were a bitch to separate though.

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    • Posted by Doc on July 9, 2009 at 6:32 pm

      I did the same thing! And when they came out with that device that would, and you lost that… TEETH!

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      • Posted by ALTEX on July 9, 2009 at 7:54 pm

        they had a device for that? shit i missed out. luckily i always just missed slicing open my gums on those damn bricks (some of those corners were damn sharp)

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        • Posted by soulofaqua on July 10, 2009 at 4:44 am

          Yes but the device only worked for the normal sized bricks. Flat pieces were still a pain to do. I think alot of my legos still have teethmarks on them xD then again so does my bed.

  4. Posted by GeneralCupcakes on July 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    A free man would use a crowbar.

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  5. Posted by StephaBon on July 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    It feels good to contribute to this amazing site. And for all your info, the rest of this whole comic strip will provide many many lolz.

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    • Posted by bs angel on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 pm

      I appreciate you passing it my way. It’s certainly a gem!

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  6. Posted by elpolloguapo on July 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    If he were dual wielding spikers he could use the blade to pry the pieces apart.
    BUNGLE FTW.

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    • Posted by Monkey_lord on July 10, 2009 at 12:35 am

      Nah I would start out with dual Maulers then upgrade to dual Spikers, that’s just me.

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      • Posted by elpolloguapo on July 10, 2009 at 8:50 am

        No blade on the mauler.

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        • Who needs a blade when you could just shoot the shit out of it?

  7. Posted by newguy2445 on July 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    The 4th panel, do the heads intentionally spell Solo?

    Sorry just something that stood out to me =P

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    • Posted by newguy2445 on July 9, 2009 at 6:36 pm

      I mean 5th*
      First panel second row.

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    • Posted by elpolloguapo on July 9, 2009 at 6:52 pm

      I would imagine that it’s purely coincidental.

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  8. Posted by LAZR Blade 14 on July 9, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    God, I HATED it when Legos got stuck together.

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  9. Flat-head jeweler’s screwdriver FTW.

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  10. Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on July 10, 2009 at 6:13 am

    Getting the flat pieces apart is the reason for my strong grip. (looks around furtively)

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  11. Posted by CBD on July 10, 2009 at 8:54 am

    I recommend C4

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  12. Posted by Visitor at home on July 10, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Ugh. I remember getting a cut in my thumb from those things. Several aching teeth, and an incomplete Lego-house.
    Fun times.

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  13. Posted by DethPwn on July 12, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Pry it with the

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  14. Posted by DethPwn on July 12, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Pry it with the Energy Sword.

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