The Three Step Guide to Being Cool in Halo 3

halo 3 screenshot

1. Take a screenshot of you beating a well-known MLG pro.
2. Make the aforementioned image your profile screenshot.
3. Pray nobody clicks the ‘View Game‘ option.

Voilà! And you can thank me later. Ya know, after you’re done making yourself cool and all.

25 Responses to this post.

  1. Or, maybe you can “befriend” said MLG pro, then take pictures of your “match.” Just don’t ask me how you can befriend one.

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  2. Do these people have no self-respect? Online gaming notoriety must be their last facet of self-esteem.

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  3. Posted by purplesteve on July 6, 2009 at 4:35 am

    Oh dont forget having a gamertag like *blank*izSiCk and have Oo or Xx at the start and end.

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    • Posted by LordOsiris on July 6, 2009 at 1:24 pm

      iTz XxXOM1G4SH0TOXxX

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  4. Posted by DeathCubeK/n0Ah on July 6, 2009 at 4:59 am

    I think that GT’s like, Xx OMG iTz iMLGizSiKbr4sh0tizRippiN xX make you cool. :-D

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  5. Pfft. I don’t even bother being cool. The majority of my fileshare shows me and me friends screw-ups. The screenshots, meanwhile, tend to be little random camera tricks and what have you. I don’t think I need 24 shots of me getting an accidental no-scope, or a killtacular with grenades and a shotgun (super pro, amirite?).

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    • Dammit, “MY”, not “ME”.

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      • Posted by Crazy A 64 on July 6, 2009 at 7:05 am

        Lol leaving me in there made you sound like a Cockney Geezer ;)

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  6. Posted by Lereumm on July 6, 2009 at 6:47 am

    Don’t forget about the countless numbers, unnecessary amount of X’s, and 420 at the end of everything, because it makes you look cool. ;)

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  7. Posted by DethPwn on July 6, 2009 at 7:29 am

    Or you can get Hayabusa shoulders with Security Helmet and Katana, then blast Nickelback over your headset while doing your bestest at hurling them stickies as fast as LT will allow.

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  8. Posted by Tentimook on July 6, 2009 at 7:37 am

    I have seen this done with Recon too. People mod the game too have the saved film show they are wearing recon while really they dont have it at all

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  9. Posted by Someone on July 6, 2009 at 8:02 am

    OH NO! now people might suspect me!

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  10. Posted by LAZR Blade 14 on July 6, 2009 at 8:20 am

    We all know that the true meaning of life is to be super cool on the internet.

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    • Posted by Ragnarok Ark on July 6, 2009 at 2:46 pm

      No the true meaning of life is a picture of christopher walken building optimus prime

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  11. Oh, sweet humility.

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  12. how is this done? how can you have the display name show something is isn’t?

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    • By being Super MLG Pro Recon Man. Or by modding and being a cheating little… person.

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    • Posted by bs angel on July 6, 2009 at 12:48 pm

      Because it’s just a guest so the name they enter will show up in the game itself but not the actual game stats.

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      • Posted by Mizzy on July 6, 2009 at 1:25 pm

        Does that work with a GT that is already being used?

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        • Posted by bs angel on July 6, 2009 at 1:30 pm

          I believe it works with anything, hence the multitude of “you stuck it up her ass” screenshots that are currently making their rounds. Halo 3 at its best!

  13. Posted by elpolloguapo on July 6, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    I N33D A B00ST! Maybe this individual can help me!

    Also, upon closer inspection, this looks… awfully familiar ;)
    :P

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    • Posted by bs angel on July 6, 2009 at 12:49 pm

      Because you’ve used his services? BUSTED!!!!

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      • Posted by elpolloguapo on July 6, 2009 at 2:05 pm

        And here I was thinking I was talking about posting this on the forum. But of course, I have suppressed memories of using him as a way to advance myself to the mighty rank of MAJOR GRADE THREE! Truly, I must be a most heinous individual.

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        • Posted by rowboat 000 on July 6, 2009 at 2:15 pm

          even for a chicken, that’s just disgusting.

  14. Posted by Marki on July 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Did anyone see that under Field Stats; Most Killed, shows N 2the Eighbor??? Not sure if that is relevent? Glitch maybe?

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