The Three Step Guide to Being Cool in Halo 3

halo 3 screenshot

1. Take a screenshot of you beating a well-known MLG pro.
2. Make the aforementioned image your profile screenshot.
3. Pray nobody clicks the ‘View Game‘ option.

VoilĂ ! And you can thank me later. Ya know, after you’re done making yourself cool and all.

26 Responses to The Three Step Guide to Being Cool in Halo 3

  1. Mike says:

    Or, maybe you can “befriend” said MLG pro, then take pictures of your “match.” Just don’t ask me how you can befriend one.

    • fwejfmk says:

      My Halo 3 Tags are cool and no one will ever think your telling the truth because neibor would smack you and so would any other pro Because your probs are random who makes a booster when you cant get your own 50.

  2. AusQB says:

    Do these people have no self-respect? Online gaming notoriety must be their last facet of self-esteem.

  3. purplesteve says:

    Oh dont forget having a gamertag like *blank*izSiCk and have Oo or Xx at the start and end.

    • LordOsiris says:

      iTz XxXOM1G4SH0TOXxX

  4. DeathCubeK/n0Ah says:

    I think that GT’s like, Xx OMG iTz iMLGizSiKbr4sh0tizRippiN xX make you cool. :-D

  5. Mr Viper says:

    Pfft. I don’t even bother being cool. The majority of my fileshare shows me and me friends screw-ups. The screenshots, meanwhile, tend to be little random camera tricks and what have you. I don’t think I need 24 shots of me getting an accidental no-scope, or a killtacular with grenades and a shotgun (super pro, amirite?).

    • Mr Viper says:

      Dammit, “MY”, not “ME”.

      • Crazy A 64 says:

        Lol leaving me in there made you sound like a Cockney Geezer ;)

  6. Lereumm says:

    Don’t forget about the countless numbers, unnecessary amount of X’s, and 420 at the end of everything, because it makes you look cool. ;)

  7. DethPwn says:

    Or you can get Hayabusa shoulders with Security Helmet and Katana, then blast Nickelback over your headset while doing your bestest at hurling them stickies as fast as LT will allow.

  8. Tentimook says:

    I have seen this done with Recon too. People mod the game too have the saved film show they are wearing recon while really they dont have it at all

  9. Someone says:

    OH NO! now people might suspect me!

  10. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    We all know that the true meaning of life is to be super cool on the internet.

    • Ragnarok Ark says:

      No the true meaning of life is a picture of christopher walken building optimus prime

  11. Oh, sweet humility.

  12. madBOX20 says:

    how is this done? how can you have the display name show something is isn’t?

    • Mr Viper says:

      By being Super MLG Pro Recon Man. Or by modding and being a cheating little… person.

    • bs angel says:

      Because it’s just a guest so the name they enter will show up in the game itself but not the actual game stats.

      • Mizzy says:

        Does that work with a GT that is already being used?

        • bs angel says:

          I believe it works with anything, hence the multitude of “you stuck it up her ass” screenshots that are currently making their rounds. Halo 3 at its best!

  13. elpolloguapo says:

    I N33D A B00ST! Maybe this individual can help me!

    Also, upon closer inspection, this looks… awfully familiar ;)
    :P

    • bs angel says:

      Because you’ve used his services? BUSTED!!!!

      • elpolloguapo says:

        And here I was thinking I was talking about posting this on the forum. But of course, I have suppressed memories of using him as a way to advance myself to the mighty rank of MAJOR GRADE THREE! Truly, I must be a most heinous individual.

        • rowboat 000 says:

          even for a chicken, that’s just disgusting.

  14. Marki says:

    Did anyone see that under Field Stats; Most Killed, shows N 2the Eighbor??? Not sure if that is relevent? Glitch maybe?

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