Comments on: Friday Caption Fun, Round 53

By: newguy2445

newguy2445 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:29:39 +0000

*Fixin up previous entry*

Bungie grew tired for requests for “flaming heads”, so they developed a new “flame” piece which resulted in a giant blue ball occupying the player’s head space, in hopes that players would be too embarrassed to ask for a giant blue ball to be placed on their heads. Unfortunately they were wrong.

By: newguy2445

newguy2445 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:26:48 +0000

After seeing The Arbiter’s reaction to receiving a blue screen during his “WoW” time, the Chief tore off one of his nuts and handed it to the Arbiter, stating, “if by some chance you ever get laid, you’re going to need this”. That night Cortana struggled to finish the Chief, the Chief in horror realised how he had made a grave mistake. Unfortunately the Chief had not prepared for the case of blue balls he was about to suffer. So he embarked upon a journey to recover his missing testicle. Upon finding the Arbiter the Chief demanded his testicle be returned. “Were it so easy” was the response he was met with. Turns out the Arbiter interpreted “nut” as a literal meaning.

By: newguy2445

newguy2445 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:18:45 +0000

A little known fact; the Chief has only one testicle and therefore only suffers from blue ball, it is speculated that his second testicle was removed due to the 360 being unable to render that much “manliness”.

*Sort of a rewording of my above entry* =P
*Can’t get it down properly =(*

By: newguy2445

newguy2445 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:15:35 +0000

After “finishing” Cortana the Chief came down with a serious case of blue ball. It is assumed that God removed his other “ball” as “their needs to be a limit on manliness”.

By: bs angel

bs angel — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:23:33 +0000

There just may be an ounce of truth to that comment. O_o