Friday Caption Fun, Round 53
July 3, 2009 134 Comments
While my favorite Halo 3 double experience playlist of choice is easily Team Flag, this weekend’s ‘4th of July‘ option sounds decently fun as well. I’d replace decently with exceptionally if it weren’t for the whole Rocket/Splaser Slayer thing. Talk about torture! I’ll tell you what’s not torture though, and that’s our regular screenshot captioning activities. Let’s recap the best of last week’s answers and then we can do it all over again!
- “You sunk my battleship.” (AusQB)
- “What! My entry in Hawty McBloggy’s Friday Caption Fun wasn’t chosen again!!!” (newguy2445)
- “Gah! I’ll never figure out this HBO forum…” (mendicantbias00)
- “NOOOOOO! Fucking Blue Screen in the middle of my raid!!!!” (angelofbacon)
- “Confused and bewildered, the naive Elite believed it to be a mistake when Tartarus removed him from his friends list.” (Tactful)
- “STOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” (Terminator182)
- “Brutes? What? Oh, ok. Hang on. I’m playing Peggle.” (SonofMacPhisto)
- “Arby used MapQuest for the first time so he can find the nearest food nipple shop. After 2 weeks of traveling, he eventually stumbled upon a second Ark.” (retinence)
Last week I made a comment that the image didn’t have any obvious shock site references. I would like to officially take that back now as there were a minimum of three different comments pertaining just to that. Consider me impressed with your abilities to relate anything to that subject matter! This week the focus changes though as I selected an image relating to the holiday weekend. The theme of the week is ‘explosives’ and is there a screenshot better than this to reflect that? I think not so get to captioning!
Author: Darth Gerbil314
“You can’t possibly believe that I actually believe that your balls are so huge”
“The chief saw Troy, and well, let’s just say he got inventive”
“How the hell does he see?”
The Chief came down with a serious case of blue balls, strangely enough it only affected one “ball”.
+1 to you, sir. newguy2445 gets my vote. ;)
ah!!! stole my idea!!!! lol
Despite being a hero of the war, the Chief developed an explosive case of Blue BALL after the amputation.
hey mom look! i can make my shadow look real!
It’s me, Master Bubbleboy!
Willy Wonka told her not to, but she did it anyway. And what happened? She became a blueberry.
Damn it…That’s what I was going to do!! LOL
The Willy Wonka – Halo mix didnt go so well.
It’s…a blancmange!
“He needs to be “juiced” or he’ll explode!”
“Is it a spider?”
“Please enjoy my bright, blue balls!”
“It was then that Jimmy realized he was stuck.”
“The covenant forces have decided to bring a whole new meaning to the suicide grunt.”
“Timmy has always been afraid of the outside world, he is safe in his bubble.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the UNSC’s newest addition to infantry units! The bowling ball!”
“The covenant were trying out there walking grenades in combat, but nothing beats seeing a grunt make an epic fail!”
“Metroid: Halo Edition didn’t go too well”
“Try the new Spartan berry! It’ll improve your perfomance on the battlefield! Warning: may cause explosions.”
The Blue Balls Joke: YOU GOT IT WRONG
“Let’s just say I don’t wanna be in town when that thing goes off………”
“Willy Wonka called he said not to chew the Dinner Gu… to late.”
My Mr. Mathattan related dreams are coming true!
Num! Num! Num!
Bubble gum!
Bet you can’t stick it.
IT’S A VAMPIRE GRENADE! LOOK! NO SHADOW!
When people say bright blue balls, they don’t mean this kind.
Excited about the opportunity to do something different, Master Chief tries on his costume for the first time as he prepares for his role as the blue ornament in this years holiday parade…
Zorbing. Is. AWESOME.
Sonic the Hedgehog games were going down the tube, so Sega thought attaching the popular Halo series would boost sales. Let’s just say the spin attack is a bit frightening.
So THAT’S what a dingledodie is…
(That is an actual literary reference. I’m not making this up. Look up Jack Kerouac. I believe that word and this pic go along perfectly.)
This submission FTW due to it’s obscurity and imaginative reference!
Phaedrus, you are a true inspiration to us all.
343 Guilty Spark, the early years
No, no, no Atlas! It has to be on your shoulders!
For anybody who doesn’t realize, that’s a reference to Greek mythology, not Ayn Rand.
Super-mecha-ultra-hyper-orb-shielding GO!
This recently declassified video shows the problems with the first version of the bubble shield.
“Number 6′s attempt to escape ‘The Sandtrap’ was thwarted once again by the mysterious ‘Rover’ bubble.”
If you don’t get it, you have never heard of the old series called “The Prisoner”. Simpsons parodied it, when Homer was kidnapped and taken to ‘The Island’ (if that helps for reference).
Oh, good. I’m not the only one who thought of Rover.
“You’re turning violet, Violet!”
When Pixar was making the movie Up, they considered a partnership with Microsoft. This early render shows one reason they thought better of it.
Bet you can’t stick it.
… Hands down victory
He didn’t believe in magic till he called Harry’s mother a b****.
Chief wanted to dance in a balloon like the peoplez in the interwebz. Unfortunately, he filled the balloon with helium.
Bubble Boy, circa 2553
although grey spartan had a severe case of bubonic plague, it didnt stop him from jumping blindly around the desert.
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I HAZ RECONZ!!!! …wait…
Unknown to most, the earlier concepts of the “Katamari” ball were tested by Spartans. These tests often ended in disaster.
Technology fail: active camouflage bluescreen
Up first for the holiday wknd festivities, Spartan beach volleyball. Next is everyone’s favorite… The Cortana Wet T-Shirt Contest! Yay!!!
“Suicide Grunts ain’t got nothing on me!”
“Uh…we can still see your shadow. Stop scratching your pen0r dude. It’s not that cool….”
Can one more person make a blue balls joke? That would be great…
OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
When flood infection forms get confused, hideous bastard offspring were made.
You really don’t want to see a spike grenade offspring.
You don’t even need to stick these new carriers, just shoot them once and you’ll destroy the entire local infestation… and probably yourself, too.
“Now the Chief is thinking with Portals.”
The new spartan armor permutation isn’t as desirable as recon
HLG Hiding Tactic #104: the auto pick-up sticky explosion
Last time I buy anything from Billy Mays
the boy in a bubble picks the wrong fight
“Think of the betrayals I could get with this!” -BSA
I like thinking about that, although I doubt my teammates feel the same way. :)
In retrospect, dressing up a sample of the deadly strain and jumping out of the sandpit probably wasnt the best way to educate the children about “Swine Flu”…
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The International Grifball Summer League ’09; Sponsored by Viagra!
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Grey Spartan immediatly regreted hesitating to answer Plasma Grenade’s question of whether or not she “Looked fat in this casing?”.
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Growing up in a fairly conservative, white american suburb Plasma Grenade had always known that he was different from other kids.
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When Grey Spartan arrived back from the Covenant POW Camp his superiors could tell something wasn’t right….
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Master Chief always knew the kid wasnt his, but he’d never thought Cortana would’ve sunk so low as to have an affair with Guilty Spark!
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It was during beta testing that ONI scientists realised the MJOLNIR-III needed some serious re-working.
First one should be:
“dressing up as a sample of the deadly strain”
you have won. lol.
“GET IT OFF ME! GET IT—” -A Grunt.
It was at this point, realising that he had not won the 53rd round of FCF, that Tactful decided to end it.
“Im blue, da-boo di da-boo da”
“Wait..whats so interesting about this?”- Stuart Carson.
Klaatu’s cousin could’t quite pull off the ‘mysterious exit of his ship’ as well as Klaatu could
excellent
Mudkip disguise, phase 1 complete!
I think its spelt ‘Klaatu’…. Eh if not, whoopdeedoo
“Thank God, It’s You!”
“Oh,I know what the ladies like!”
And for those who don’t understand the first one, it’s a marathon reference were fake marines would yell that then run up to you and explode. I have to say it fits this screenshot nicely.
“Things were swell, but then the swelling went down.”
oh my…ha hahahahaha
Bungie’s first edition of the Killball wasn’t taken as seriously
This is BS Angel’s Halo Matchmaking conscience, he knows just one word… “Betray”.
It all makes sense now!
I’ve got big balls! You’ve got big balls! And we’ve got the biggest, balls of them all!
“They’ll NEVER say I don’t have enough balls again!”
“If this doesn’t stick ‘em, nothing will…”
“I didn’t realize what they meant by ‘SuperSize’ until it was too late.”
“Is this pimple noticeable?”
Pac Man’s cousin got a serious case of OM NOM NOM NOM and ate the first thing in sight.
Spartan wants big boom…
For Halo: Reach, several new gametypes have been playtested so far. A less popular one is “XTreme Assault”.
When he volunteered to help test the successor to Viagra, the Chief experienced some…unforeseen side effects.
bobby didn’t know what was more disturbing, His genetic mutation or the fact that his shadow refused to change.
Bust-a-Move, Halo-Style!!
also known as Puzzle Bobble with Bub & Bob from Bubble Bobble and a ton of other crazy Taito characters ;)
Spartan to his wife: “If you don’t start putting out I’m leaving you because this is just ridiculous!”
I’m afraid I just blue myself.
What the hell do you mean “the card says Moops??!”
“Come here boy! I gotta big treat for you, Lassy!”
“Is my Pacman costume right?”
Look, he’s being sucked up into a huge blue ball full energy and and power. That is so totally wicked.
Owww!!…. Hawty McBloggy hasn’t posted anything in the past few days.
Bubble shield fail!!
or
Time to call the Oompa Loompa’s.
This is what happens when you mix sonic and halo.
I carried the big bomb, so there is no fucking way your getting me to hold on to this.
‘They call me ‘nade miser! Whatever I touch, turns to ‘nades in my clutch! BOOM! I’m too much!”
Da dun dun DUN!
Is it a spider?
Because “Red Balling” would’t have been as funny.
“GMod attack”
“The Chief ALWAYS has to one-up someone. This time it was the kamikaze grunts.”
I’m a little explosive, blue and round. Here is my activation switch, here is my internal mechanism which allows me to distinguish between targets and background.
epic.
The sad part: It actually rhymed.
Early versions of Grifball left a lot to be desired.
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“Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All The Way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a what the hell is this thing anyway?”
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John-117′s first encounter with a Shabom was quite buoyant.
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“I won’t make fun of Asuka again, I promise! Now deflate the gel layer, damn it!”
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The ONI-Broadway production of Waterworld was subsequently banned from ever being performed within 1,000 light-years of Earth or its Colonies.
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“I got the beach ball, now where’s the beach?!”
fed up with her recent decline in betrayals, angel phoned in a favor from Bungie. Now the stickies are the size of an Elephant and can walk
Can you imagine?! Talk about amazing!
“PLEEEASE BABY??? CAN WE TONIGHT??? PLEASE??”
some people think im crazy. but i say, its fake.
out of all the pron websites while im drunk i chose the hawtymcbloggy.com site lol :)
Bungie decided to recreate Glinda the Good Witch’s bubble, but didn’t take the weight difference into account.
The Guardians became bored and restless and decided to tea-bag players, unintentionally of course they left one very important object behind.
Bungie grew tired for requests for “flaming heads”, so they developed a new “flame” piece which resulted in a giant blue occupying the player’s head space, in hopes that players would be too embarrassed to ask for a giant blue ball to be placed on their heads. Unfortunately they were wrong.
“Hai guyz check out mai new space herpes!!!!”
“-The SPARTAN jawbreaker. For REAL men!”
Dear God it’s nice to see someone in these contests with a little creativity and originality. So far there’s been like 50 blue balls jokes and willy wonka captions.
Also randomly quoting lines directly from (insert movie/tv show/etc line here) without adding any sort of clever twist does not make it funny or relevant – like, “Is it a spider?” yay we get it, rvb, but other than the fact that there’s a sticky in the picture that doesn’t have anything to do with anything.
DarkerNukes, well done.
“No, get ON the ball, not IN it!”
This is the unseen footage of Bungie building ABC’s “Wipeout” set.
See here for more:http://abc.go.com/primetime/wipeout/index?pn=index
“that’s the biggest thing that Hawty has stuck to my Halo Tree so far… now if only she’d do that to my Mancannon.”
“this is the only symptom of Sticky-Herpe-Gauna-Mono-Sifile-Rhia-Staphla-Itolus… Because death just isn’t as humiliating as it should be.”
I blame Stosh.
It’s a plasma grenade!
There’s a risk of swelling after an upper torso amputation.
Chief realized too late that hiding in a giant grenade replica probably wasn’t the best idea on the 4th of July
OMG Chief watches Wipeout!
Suicide bombing of 2552.
This happens every time there’s going to be a family photo, every damn time.
Little did they know that when it pops it will release thousand of Master Chief spores into the wind ending civilisation as we know it.
What happens when you divide by zero.
After much clamoring from SSBM fans, Mewtwo was brought back in next-gen form. Just… in a different game.
The most common last thing that BS Angel’s teammates see when looking at her during a H3 match!
There just may be an ounce of truth to that comment. O_o
Cheif finally mastered his version of the grunt kamikaze
So, they finally found the right groin piece for Chuck Norris’ armor
Here’s another:
“See Chief? Now these are the kind of stickys your ass need to worry about. Just ’cause those split-lips have those tiny kinds of ‘em, don’t go running around, dodgin’ every single one. Now your ass just needs to worry about this kind. You don’t wanna end up like this guy.”
-Sergeant Major Avery Junior Johnson
Is it a BIG blue spider?
After “finishing” Cortana the Chief came down with a serious case of blue ball. It is assumed that God removed his other “ball” as “their needs to be a limit on manliness”.
A little known fact; the Chief has only one testicle and therefore only suffers from blue ball, it is speculated that his second testicle was removed due to the 360 being unable to render that much “manliness”.
*Sort of a rewording of my above entry* =P
*Can’t get it down properly =(*
After seeing The Arbiter’s reaction to receiving a blue screen during his “WoW” time, the Chief tore off one of his nuts and handed it to the Arbiter, stating, “if by some chance you ever get laid, you’re going to need this”. That night Cortana struggled to finish the Chief, the Chief in horror realised how he had made a grave mistake. Unfortunately the Chief had not prepared for the case of blue balls he was about to suffer. So he embarked upon a journey to recover his missing testicle. Upon finding the Arbiter the Chief demanded his testicle be returned. “Were it so easy” was the response he was met with. Turns out the Arbiter interpreted “nut” as a literal meaning.
*Fixin up previous entry*
Bungie grew tired for requests for “flaming heads”, so they developed a new “flame” piece which resulted in a giant blue ball occupying the player’s head space, in hopes that players would be too embarrassed to ask for a giant blue ball to be placed on their heads. Unfortunately they were wrong.