Nice Muscle!
July 2, 2009 41 Comments
Every once in a while you stumble upon a game trailer so beautiful, so incredible, so unbelievably amazing that you watch it twenty times in a row, jaw dropped each and every time, and then immediately haul ass to the nearest game store to reserve your copy. You schedule your days off around the release, you tell your friends to not bother you during that time period, and you stock up on food so you don’t have to leave the house until the game sees completion. This is one of those games. Prepare to be stunned to a state of complete and utter disbelief because that will happen just as soon as you hit play, …
*Thank you to Ponkapoag, who claims to have been the model for the characters, for the heads up!



































Hot dang, that’s some weird shit right there. Any chance of this WiiWare game getting an English release?
I want this game. NAO.
Polarbear, bunny, sheep, elephant, bear… Wut?!
i am confused….
Awesomesauce!!!
When Ponk posted this in the Work PLace I nearly wet myself, the effect hasn’t changed after multiple viewings.
I know, me too! It’s awesome, LOL …
I kept thinking about it all day when I saw it in the morning just before class starting. I almost made it into a logo for this apartment block’s organisation ^^;
I. . . I. . .
I lack the words to describe that ad. Seriously, I’m thinking and nothing is coming.
agreed…. just wow…. … …
What?
Game design has just been set back 10 years. There really is something seriously wrong with the developer. Yikes.
W….T….F….?!?!?!
This is exactly what I needed this morning. Thank you bs angel!
This is about as disturbing as those Chou Aniki games.
WAT!? I need a Wii now … like … RIGHT NOW! Why can’t the 360 get these magnificent pieces of technological and design achievement?
Maybe we can petition to get this released on the XBLA!
Thanks, now those horrid images are stuck in my head.
What. The. Fuck.
I’ve squicked myself out by being vaguely aroused by the bum waggle that one of the body builders does. I need to wash my psyche with bleach.
What
The
Hell
totally disturbing, however it doesn’t suprise me at all that the japanese come up with this stuff
That, that is just so wrong in so many ways..
And so right in only one way: you just GOTTA have it. :P
Would someone please tell me what the hell I just watched, and why I have an overriding feeling in my mind that I need to get this game at all costs?
Must. Buy. Now.
Hmmm, I think that WoW may have a new competitor in Asia
Oh Japan, you and your wacky, nonsensical games…
Speaking of Japan, there was an episode of XPlay where they covered some weird games, one of them was a Japanese sidescroller that was very… well… gay. I mean actually gay, not “oh dude that’s so gay.”
It was kind of like this, come to think of it. Big muscular guys in speedos. Why is Japan so fascinated with muscular guys in speedos, anyway…
That’s Chou Aniki, I bet.
I think that one guy was wearing a bikini…
At least its not the usual staple of whiny little wusses that Japanese games usually have as the PC…although, that isn’t saying a whole lot. ;o)
This is precisely the reason I no longer play most games made in Japan.
MY EEEEYES
the sarcasm is so thick! >_<
what is this i dont even
This is why nintendo is ruining the gaming industry and why gamers don’t get girlfriends. How would you explain this if youre girlfriend walked in?
Makes me want to live in Japan. The place has got to be fun right ?!!
That seems like it would get really boring after a while…
Wait. I mean. That’s weird. Why would you show us that. WHY.
And I quote “Honey, is there something you want to tell me?”
Oh god!
WHY IS THAT GAME STILL AROUND!?
Another question….
WHY IS THIS A GENRE!?
I’m still scared from seeing the side-scrolling shooter with this.
SOMEONE, GOUGE MY EYES OUT!
What was with the announcer masturbating hand? Or the fact that the entire point of the game seems to be chasing a football player with a jar full of protein?
Oh my. That polar bear is smexy.
That’s right, you’re chasing down some nice muscle by using specific hand motions to score some protein…
Hey…whorin’ needs a training game too!!
~B.B.
Huh…………………………wha………….no just huh?
sorry, i’m in too much of a disbelieving state to post a decent comment…
Weirdest
Follow the Leader
Game
EVER.
I think i need this game. Like now.