Every once in a while you stumble upon a game trailer so beautiful, so incredible, so unbelievably amazing that you watch it twenty times in a row, jaw dropped each and every time, and then immediately haul ass to the nearest game store to reserve your copy. You schedule your days off around the release, you tell your friends to not bother you during that time period, and you stock up on food so you don’t have to leave the house until the game sees completion. This is one of those games. Prepare to be stunned to a state of complete and utter disbelief because that will happen just as soon as you hit play, …
*Thank you to Ponkapoag, who claims to have been the model for the characters, for the heads up!
Posted by Mike on July 2, 2009 at 3:50 am
Hot dang, that’s some weird shit right there. Any chance of this WiiWare game getting an English release?
I want this game. NAO.
Posted by Crazy A 64 on July 2, 2009 at 4:06 am
Polarbear, bunny, sheep, elephant, bear… Wut?!
Posted by qwerf on July 2, 2009 at 4:37 am
i am confused….
Posted by Jussy on July 2, 2009 at 4:54 am
Awesomesauce!!!
When Ponk posted this in the Work PLace I nearly wet myself, the effect hasn’t changed after multiple viewings.
Posted by bs angel on July 2, 2009 at 12:12 pm
I know, me too! It’s awesome, LOL …
Posted by soulofaqua on July 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm
I kept thinking about it all day when I saw it in the morning just before class starting. I almost made it into a logo for this apartment block’s organisation ^^;
Posted by Omnicent on July 2, 2009 at 5:13 am
I. . . I. . .
I lack the words to describe that ad. Seriously, I’m thinking and nothing is coming.
Posted by DuracellDurrell on July 4, 2009 at 10:14 am
agreed…. just wow…. … …
Posted by Naepa34 on July 2, 2009 at 5:52 am
What?
Posted by Captain Spark on July 2, 2009 at 5:52 am
Game design has just been set back 10 years. There really is something seriously wrong with the developer. Yikes.
Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on July 2, 2009 at 5:58 am
W….T….F….?!?!?!
Posted by Zoom on July 2, 2009 at 6:30 am
This is exactly what I needed this morning. Thank you bs angel!
Posted by Mizzy on July 2, 2009 at 6:42 am
This is about as disturbing as those Chou Aniki games.
Posted by Leeumm on July 2, 2009 at 7:30 am
WAT!? I need a Wii now … like … RIGHT NOW! Why can’t the 360 get these magnificent pieces of technological and design achievement?
Posted by bs angel on July 2, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Maybe we can petition to get this released on the XBLA!
Posted by Robert B. Jee on July 2, 2009 at 7:33 am
Thanks, now those horrid images are stuck in my head.
Posted by Jillybean on July 2, 2009 at 7:54 am
What. The. Fuck.
I’ve squicked myself out by being vaguely aroused by the bum waggle that one of the body builders does. I need to wash my psyche with bleach.
Posted by FishType1 on July 2, 2009 at 7:55 am
What
The
Hell
Posted by Kalamarikidd on July 2, 2009 at 8:18 am
totally disturbing, however it doesn’t suprise me at all that the japanese come up with this stuff
Posted by CrunchbiteNuva on July 2, 2009 at 8:22 am
That, that is just so wrong in so many ways..
Posted by Mike on July 2, 2009 at 8:57 am
And so right in only one way: you just GOTTA have it. :P
Posted by Mr Viper on July 2, 2009 at 8:40 am
Would someone please tell me what the hell I just watched, and why I have an overriding feeling in my mind that I need to get this game at all costs?
Must. Buy. Now.
Posted by Tentimook on July 2, 2009 at 9:25 am
Hmmm, I think that WoW may have a new competitor in Asia
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on July 2, 2009 at 9:34 am
Oh Japan, you and your wacky, nonsensical games…
Speaking of Japan, there was an episode of XPlay where they covered some weird games, one of them was a Japanese sidescroller that was very… well… gay. I mean actually gay, not “oh dude that’s so gay.”
It was kind of like this, come to think of it. Big muscular guys in speedos. Why is Japan so fascinated with muscular guys in speedos, anyway…
Posted by Mizzy on July 2, 2009 at 10:49 am
That’s Chou Aniki, I bet.
Posted by MGH1138 on July 2, 2009 at 10:02 am
I think that one guy was wearing a bikini…
At least its not the usual staple of whiny little wusses that Japanese games usually have as the PC…although, that isn’t saying a whole lot. ;o)
This is precisely the reason I no longer play most games made in Japan.
Posted by LAZR Blade 14 on July 2, 2009 at 10:26 am
MY EEEEYES
Posted by the Light Show on July 2, 2009 at 10:34 am
the sarcasm is so thick! >_<
Posted by Araknoros on July 2, 2009 at 10:40 am
what is this i dont even
Posted by HellCat on July 2, 2009 at 12:14 pm
This is why nintendo is ruining the gaming industry and why gamers don’t get girlfriends. How would you explain this if youre girlfriend walked in?
Posted by DeepCee on July 2, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Makes me want to live in Japan. The place has got to be fun right ?!!
Posted by Zerowind117 on July 2, 2009 at 1:28 pm
That seems like it would get really boring after a while…
Wait. I mean. That’s weird. Why would you show us that. WHY.
Posted by CrunchbiteNuva on July 2, 2009 at 2:05 pm
And I quote “Honey, is there something you want to tell me?”
Posted by EXZA on July 2, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Oh god!
WHY IS THAT GAME STILL AROUND!?
Another question….
WHY IS THIS A GENRE!?
I’m still scared from seeing the side-scrolling shooter with this.
SOMEONE, GOUGE MY EYES OUT!
Posted by Naepa34 on July 2, 2009 at 5:42 pm
What was with the announcer masturbating hand? Or the fact that the entire point of the game seems to be chasing a football player with a jar full of protein?
Posted by shadowsquid86 on July 2, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Oh my. That polar bear is smexy.
Posted by BerserkerBarage on July 3, 2009 at 1:13 am
That’s right, you’re chasing down some nice muscle by using specific hand motions to score some protein…
Hey…whorin’ needs a training game too!!
~B.B.
Posted by Don A K Bab on July 3, 2009 at 2:46 am
Huh…………………………wha………….no just huh?
Posted by Chris Haldor on July 3, 2009 at 2:48 pm
sorry, i’m in too much of a disbelieving state to post a decent comment…
Posted by GeneralCupcakes on July 3, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Weirdest
Follow the Leader
Game
EVER.
Posted by ignats82 on August 10, 2009 at 5:49 am
I think i need this game. Like now.