Nice Muscle!

Every once in a while you stumble upon a game trailer so beautiful, so incredible, so unbelievably amazing that you watch it twenty times in a row, jaw dropped each and every time, and then immediately haul ass to the nearest game store to reserve your copy. You schedule your days off around the release, you tell your friends to not bother you during that time period, and you stock up on food so you don’t have to leave the house until the game sees completion. This is one of those games. Prepare to be stunned to a state of complete and utter disbelief because that will happen just as soon as you hit play, …

*Thank you to Ponkapoag, who claims to have been the model for the characters, for the heads up!

41 Responses to Nice Muscle!

  1. Mike says:

    Hot dang, that’s some weird shit right there. Any chance of this WiiWare game getting an English release?

    I want this game. NAO.

  2. Crazy A 64 says:

    Polarbear, bunny, sheep, elephant, bear… Wut?!

  3. qwerf says:

    i am confused….

  4. Jussy says:

    Awesomesauce!!!

    When Ponk posted this in the Work PLace I nearly wet myself, the effect hasn’t changed after multiple viewings.

    • bs angel says:

      I know, me too! It’s awesome, LOL …

      • soulofaqua says:

        I kept thinking about it all day when I saw it in the morning just before class starting. I almost made it into a logo for this apartment block’s organisation ^^;

  5. Omnicent says:

    I. . . I. . .

    I lack the words to describe that ad. Seriously, I’m thinking and nothing is coming.

    • DuracellDurrell says:

      agreed…. just wow…. … …

  6. Naepa34 says:

    What?

  7. Captain Spark says:

    Game design has just been set back 10 years. There really is something seriously wrong with the developer. Yikes.

  8. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    W….T….F….?!?!?!

  9. Zoom says:

    This is exactly what I needed this morning. Thank you bs angel!

  10. Mizzy says:

    This is about as disturbing as those Chou Aniki games.

  11. Leeumm says:

    WAT!? I need a Wii now … like … RIGHT NOW! Why can’t the 360 get these magnificent pieces of technological and design achievement?

    • bs angel says:

      Maybe we can petition to get this released on the XBLA!

  12. Robert B. Jee says:

    Thanks, now those horrid images are stuck in my head.

  13. Jillybean says:

    What. The. Fuck.

    I’ve squicked myself out by being vaguely aroused by the bum waggle that one of the body builders does. I need to wash my psyche with bleach.

  14. FishType1 says:

    What

    The

    Hell

  15. Kalamarikidd says:

    totally disturbing, however it doesn’t suprise me at all that the japanese come up with this stuff

  16. CrunchbiteNuva says:

    That, that is just so wrong in so many ways..

    • Mike says:

      And so right in only one way: you just GOTTA have it. :P

  17. Mr Viper says:

    Would someone please tell me what the hell I just watched, and why I have an overriding feeling in my mind that I need to get this game at all costs?

    Must. Buy. Now.

  18. Tentimook says:

    Hmmm, I think that WoW may have a new competitor in Asia

  19. Oh Japan, you and your wacky, nonsensical games…

    Speaking of Japan, there was an episode of XPlay where they covered some weird games, one of them was a Japanese sidescroller that was very… well… gay. I mean actually gay, not “oh dude that’s so gay.”

    It was kind of like this, come to think of it. Big muscular guys in speedos. Why is Japan so fascinated with muscular guys in speedos, anyway…

    • Mizzy says:

      That’s Chou Aniki, I bet.

  20. MGH1138 says:

    I think that one guy was wearing a bikini…

    At least its not the usual staple of whiny little wusses that Japanese games usually have as the PC…although, that isn’t saying a whole lot. ;o)

    This is precisely the reason I no longer play most games made in Japan.

  21. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    MY EEEEYES

  22. the sarcasm is so thick! >_<

  23. Araknoros says:

    what is this i dont even

  24. HellCat says:

    This is why nintendo is ruining the gaming industry and why gamers don’t get girlfriends. How would you explain this if youre girlfriend walked in?

  25. DeepCee says:

    Makes me want to live in Japan. The place has got to be fun right ?!!

  26. Zerowind117 says:

    That seems like it would get really boring after a while…

    Wait. I mean. That’s weird. Why would you show us that. WHY.

  27. CrunchbiteNuva says:

    And I quote “Honey, is there something you want to tell me?”

  28. EXZA says:

    Oh god!
    WHY IS THAT GAME STILL AROUND!?
    Another question….

    WHY IS THIS A GENRE!?
    I’m still scared from seeing the side-scrolling shooter with this.

    SOMEONE, GOUGE MY EYES OUT!

  29. Naepa34 says:

    What was with the announcer masturbating hand? Or the fact that the entire point of the game seems to be chasing a football player with a jar full of protein?

  30. shadowsquid86 says:

    Oh my. That polar bear is smexy.

  31. BerserkerBarage says:

    That’s right, you’re chasing down some nice muscle by using specific hand motions to score some protein…

    Hey…whorin’ needs a training game too!!

    ~B.B.

  32. Don A K Bab says:

    Huh…………………………wha………….no just huh?

  33. Chris Haldor says:

    sorry, i’m in too much of a disbelieving state to post a decent comment…

  34. GeneralCupcakes says:

    Weirdest

    Follow the Leader

    Game

    EVER.

  35. ignats82 says:

    I think i need this game. Like now.

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