New Halo 3: ODST Alpha Site Screenshots

The latest batch of freshly released Halo 3: ODST screenshots feature a Firefight mission that goes by the name of Alpha Site. Taking place in the interior of the Office of Naval Intelligence building, this particularly tight-quartered area is clearly setting the stage for a plethora of frantic and frenzied ODST on Covenant action. I foresee mass amounts of carnage, bloodshed, and death. And that’s just for my squad!

halo 3: odst screenshot dropping and shocking

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Groping Is a Legitimate Strategy

Let’s say you’re sauntering down the street, minding your own business and enjoying a leisurely stroll, when you encounter a perky pair of plaster breasts quietly residing on the wall. What would you do? Gently cup and caress them, pretend they’re radio dials and begin the required tweaking, or head to the nearest video game store and preorder Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2? If you said the last answer, then clearly Tecmo knows how to pimp their games. If you said either of the first two, swing by my house later tonight. I don’t want to ruin the surprise but there will be a giant sheet of wood with two holes cut out of it and a video camera recording the shenanigans. The absence of plaster is worth noting. Or not.

Source [Joystiq]

Friday Caption Fun, Round 57

halo 3 screenshotVacation is officially over, and thus the almost two week gaming-free stretch ends as well. I’m more than looking forward to finally loading up some Halo (and perhaps a little Ghostbusters as well!). I don’t even know what the double experience playlist is this weekend but here’s to hoping for something good. Before I insert a disc into my 360 though, let’s go over last week’s responses and then caption yet another screenshot. Traditions, we have ‘em!

  • “I was going to pick Chief in this fight, but then I remembered he has no reach.” (Weezey31)
  • “After a short while the duel turned into a fight, which turned into a brawl, then a ruckus; the combat evolved!” (Tactful)
  • “Despite being on probation, Michael Vick decided to try his hand at making money in another type of fight.” (Mizzy)
  • “Alright, everyone is here. Now where is this ‘cup’ we are supposed to be sharing?” (JLay)
  • “The Arbiter had taken a break between rounds to recuperate, but the Chief was eager to finish the fight.” (Das Kalk)
  • “Holy crap, that’s what it looks like?” (The Flying Spartan)
  • “Before the Arbiter could begin the demonstration of his species fighting styles, the Master Chief realized one important thing. He had forgotten how to melee without a gun.” (Gnome)
  • “Lucky for the Chief, this wasn’t the first time he’d had to fight aliens in a mysterious ring.” (Tactful)
  • “Round 56 and still going strong!” (pwkwsfi)

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Mass Effect 2 Cover Art

mass effect 2 cover art

Mass Effect 2′s recently revealed cover art may not tell you the specific release date (it’s expected to hit a retail shelf near you in early 2010), but it does shed some important light on the featured characters. Commander Shepard, who appears to have selected the extremely glitchy Security shoulders, is closely followed by a Big Daddy and a scantily clad female who is neither naked nor blue. And don’t worry about thanking me for the insight. It’s what I do!

Truth in Advertising

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cortana figure

As found by Jim 028 at GAME.co.uk

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