Friday Caption Fun, Round 51

Another seven days have come and gone, and last weekend’s memories of pleasurable action in my sack are but a distant memory. This weekend it looks like brains are on the menu as Living Dead is our double experience playlist of choice. One of these days they’ll mix the two and give us the opportunity to host zombies in our sacks so while we excitedly wait for that, let’s caption yet another entertaining Halo 3 screenshot. Not before the recapping of last week’s witty responses though!

• “Slowly waking up after a rough night in the frat house, Red Spartan finds his glove glued to his visor and his secret stash of plasma grenades glued to his… Oh… Oh God!’” (Tactful)
• “After activating x10 magnification, Red Spartan learnt that he was in fact missing one of his body organs.” (newguy2445)
• “God, you two, no warning, no nothing. What did I tell you about putting something on the door knob?!” (Uccxxxv)
• “Red finally realized he had a problem when he started sneezing tiny green Spartans.” (tb2571989)
• “Is that someone’s spleen on my shoe?!” (JLay)
• “Upon seeing the Chief’s legendary…er…asset, Red 5 entered a severe state of depression.” (Cailus)
• “97, 98, 99, 100. Coming ready or not!” (Jussy)
• “Red had to stop and catch his breath after taking a direct hit to his Action Sack.” (NOKYARD)

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