Friday Caption Fun, Round 52

halo 3 screenshotAs I enter week two of having a broken foot, I am slowly beginning to realize that it really isn’t that bad. Yes, getting around is difficult. Yes, it takes me three times as long as it typically does to get anything done. Yes, the pain is a bit of a nuisance. But having a legitimate excuse to sit around on my ass all day? Totally worth it. I’ve got nothing but time to caption today’s screenshot so let’s recap last week’s answers and then get started!

  • “Just leave him in for another 5 minutes. I wanna make sure he’s extra dry…” (the Light Show)
  • “Red thought the Blue’s idea to involve him in the process to reinvent the wheel was kind of them. He was wrong.” (Skitzo Sven)
  • “You spin me right round, baby right round like a record, baby, right round round round…” (DavidandLaura)
  • “The new ‘Spartan Rims’ weren’t exactly what they had expected.” (Naepa34)
  • “What do you mean I’ve gained weight? I am too in shape! ROUND IS A SHAPE!” (Queen 0f Blades)
  • “After years of abuse, the Puma finally had enough of Sarge.” (retinence)
  • “Even though the Arbiter had given Chief a swirly more than ten years ago, it still haunted his dreams.” (Whaappened)
  • “Red’s goatse attempt got out of control.” (Mace Windex)

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Two New Items Added to The Fundfax Fairraiser!

Two new items have been added to The Fundfax Fairraiser. A special thank you to Twisted Pixel Games and Harmonix for donating such awesome prizes to our cause. More stuff is coming so keep your eyes peeled for updates!

Added to Prize Pool #1:
signed Maw postersAutographed Maw Poster (3 copies total) {JUST ADDED!}
(generously donated by Twisted Pixel Games)
Autographed Maw Poster (one winner will also get a Maw Tee in XL)

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Addeded to Prize Pool #3:
rock band 2The Harmonix Bundle {JUST ADDED!}
(generously donated by Harmonix)
Rock Band 2, Complete Bundle (Xbox 360)

When Pac-Man Joins Twitter

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Master Chief’s Senior Pictures

master chief senior picture

While Master Chief didn’t receive a traditional education, I imagine he would have been quite the big man on campus had he attended high school. He probably would have been the star of the Grifball team, he would have had the “Most Likely to Finish the Fight” vote in the bag, and all of the cheerleaders would have been begging for a turn with his long barrel. Obviously he would have posed for the mandatory senior pictures but how would they have turned out? That’s the exact question Pwn or Die asked themselves recently so they decided to do a mock photoshoot in just that spirit. The only glaring omission that I can see is the topless pose. Speaking of which, my photographer said everybody had to get that one done so why didn’t the Chief? Oh well, enjoy all of our favorite Spartan supersoldier’s fully-clothed senior pictures after the jump, and keep your fingers crossed the good ones are still coming.

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Ten FTW Sniper Kills

While his machinima pieces typically leave a little something to be desired, KillPie’s gameplay clip compilations tend to be nothing short of orgasmic. Incredible video quality? Check. Music selections that don’t make your ears bleed? Check. A welcome absence of snore-inducing commentary? Check. His most recent offering, which features a selection of top ten Halo 3 sniper kills, is a pretty awesome collection of impressive headshots, neverending scrolling medals, and other notable feats I will never, ever have the ability to pull off. Curses!

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