When Sandtrap Attacks!

Upon hearing the phrase “eaten alive,” one of three things typically comes to mind – your favorite episode of When Animals Attack!, the not so ambiguously gay duo Siegfried & Roy, or the time you accidentally walked in on me and your mom. If you are the blue Spartan in the following extremely short Halo 3 video however, that particularly traumatizing couplet of words probably brings back a rather painful memory involving Sandtrap, a few stray bullets, and a very hungry stone structure. In a valiant effort to spare the comments of an overused onomatopoeic utterance, let’s all say it together just to get it out of the way: NOM NOM NOM. Now you have to think of a new comment. Ha!

*A special thank you to XMixMasterX, who said walking in on me and his mom was no accident, for the tip!

63 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Crazy A 64 on June 30, 2009 at 3:52 am

    NOM NOM N… Ah fuck!

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    • Posted by bs angel on June 30, 2009 at 4:01 am

      See? I knew my strategy would work. Success!

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  2. Posted by Toastkun on June 30, 2009 at 3:54 am

    First. Had to do it. But I lol’d.

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    • Posted by Toastkun on June 30, 2009 at 3:55 am

      FFFFUUUUUU- 2 minutes late. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FIRST’D BEFORE I WATCHED THE VIDEO.

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    • first fail

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      • Posted by Wasiq on July 3, 2009 at 11:48 am

        More like Thirst SNAIL (AMIRITE?)

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  3. [Audrey 2]Feed Me![/Audrey 2]

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  4. Posted by TellerOfTr00fs on June 30, 2009 at 4:40 am

    It’s a good thing I never play on Sandtrap…

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  5. Posted by Bjorn on June 30, 2009 at 4:46 am

    Mmmm these blue ones are tangy!

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  6. Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on June 30, 2009 at 6:10 am

    He wasn’t eaten, he found the ultimate hiding location. He just had to make it look like he was eaten so nobody would suspect his genius.

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  7. Posted by Whitehawk13 on June 30, 2009 at 6:14 am

    “The Bungie/Star Wars crossover had some coding problems with the Sarlacc…”

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    • Posted by t0rm3n7 on June 30, 2009 at 6:49 am

      less tentacles and more architecture…

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  8. LOL! But he didn’t resist so it looks like he wanted it. Just like Angel and my mom. :)

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    • Posted by bs angel on June 30, 2009 at 12:37 pm

      +1 for you!

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  9. Posted by Staticrift on June 30, 2009 at 7:58 am

    Mmmmm tastes like chicken and blue!

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  10. Posted by urban justice on June 30, 2009 at 8:03 am

    Om Nom Nom! Heh, that must be why it’s named Sandtrap. O_o

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  11. Posted by LAZR Blade 14 on June 30, 2009 at 8:07 am

    “That was delicious!”
    -Heavy Weapons Guy

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  12. Posted by Salen on June 30, 2009 at 8:21 am

    Swimming through solid stone is a pretty cool ability.

    BLEEP BLOOP!
    Achievement Unlocked: Swim Like A Rock! 50G

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  13. Wow… usually people catch the fact that he wasn’t alive quicker than this… :-P

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  14. That was actually kinda cool.

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  15. Posted by Druke on June 30, 2009 at 8:55 am

    Wow…I think Relg got bored one day. (think the Belgariad by David Eddings)

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    • Posted by Gilver on June 30, 2009 at 9:32 am

      LOL!!

      I LOVE THOSE BOOKS!!
      (You are awesome for reading them)
      I was going to make the same observation!

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    • Posted by Visitor at home on June 30, 2009 at 10:59 am

      More than likely, mate. Though if it was Belgarath, he’s well and truly screwed…

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  16. Got one like that myself — except it was the floor of the broken bunker from High Ground (starting at 00:51)

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    • there is one reason that video is annoying, and that is that it is drawn out, most of those, we don’t need to see 3 or four times and in slo-mo

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    • Posted by Crazeye0 on June 30, 2009 at 10:02 am

      I had to stop whatching your video. Repetitive and boring repeats of the same clip we’ve just seen already is well…boring, and most of all annoying >_>

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    • Posted by tobias grey on June 30, 2009 at 11:20 am

      learn to edit your videos better. Showing the same clip four times just makes the whole thing suck. Especially when you don’t even change the angle on one of the repeats.

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    • It was referenced purely for the on-topic aspect, but to each his own on editing techniques perhaps ^_^;;

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      • Posted by bs angel on June 30, 2009 at 12:40 pm

        Based on the other reviews, instead of watching it I will take your word that the clip is an entertaining one. :)

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        • Posted by mitchwashere on June 30, 2009 at 3:21 pm

          thats a nice way of saying “based on other reviews, im gonna guess that it totally sucks ass so im not gonna watch it and waste my time.”

        • Posted by bs angel on June 30, 2009 at 3:29 pm

          The not nice way would be referencing an article I wrote a handful of months ago entitled Why I Hate Your Halo Video. ;)

    • Posted by FishType1 on July 1, 2009 at 7:46 am

      LETS WATCH IT AGAIN, THIS TIME FROM ANOTHER ANGLE.

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      • Posted by bs angel on July 1, 2009 at 11:40 am

        LOL!!

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  17. Posted by NartFOpc on June 30, 2009 at 9:21 am

    When Geometry Attacks

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  18. Posted by Awkward Silence on June 30, 2009 at 9:43 am

    *sigh* Mom, how many more Spartans do I have to eat? Can I pleeeease have some ice cream?

    NO! Just THREE MORE BITES!!

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  19. Posted by Jay on June 30, 2009 at 9:44 am

    DON’T EAT ME BRO!

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    • Posted by bs angel on June 30, 2009 at 12:48 pm

      I see what you did there!

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    • Posted by Whitehawk13 on July 3, 2009 at 7:22 am

      It had the tazer behind it’s back, for post-consumption tazing.

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  20. Posted by Zero on June 30, 2009 at 9:51 am

    Nom Nom Nom. Bish. And, lol. I wonder where it’s stomach is?

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    • yeah, but i bet we all know where its ass is :P
      shoop da whooop

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  21. Posted by TXI John 117 on June 30, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Damn you!damn you to hell!you killed NOM NOM NOM!

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  22. Posted by Wolverfrog on June 30, 2009 at 10:03 am

    I didn’t know Relg could wear Mark VI…oh noes, Silk was just sick!

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  23. Mmmmmm, McSpartan….

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  24. Posted by Mr Viper on June 30, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    After hearing much about this blog, I thought I would give it a look-see. You do not fail to impress, Mrs Bloggy person.

    OT: And that is how yellow Spartans are made.

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    • Posted by bs angel on June 30, 2009 at 12:50 pm

      Why thank you kind sir! I have a lot of fun around here and only hope others do as well. :)

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      • Posted by MR HAT3ER on July 3, 2009 at 6:34 am

        Your a chick?

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  25. I just wanted to point out that there is a sequel to this horror flick…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4_s8Xpel5M

    Eaten Alive 2

    This one isn’t as good, but you know how they are about sequels!

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    • Posted by bs angel on June 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm

      Oh I don’t know, I thought that was pretty awesome. Totally not what I expected!!

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    • Posted by Crazeye0 on June 30, 2009 at 2:48 pm

      Hah, I remember when my Mongoose got eaten by the ground one time, it got spat back out.
      Valhalla dosn’t like the taste of Mongoose?

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  26. Posted by HellCat on June 30, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    I think someone posted this before. I can’t remember which article.

    But still Its like the halo cookie monster

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  27. Posted by NOKYARD on June 30, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    wow!

    i had this clip on my HD over a year ago and had almost sent in a pic for your Friday Caption Fun. There is one frame at around 16 or 17 seconds where his head is sticking out of his ass.

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  29. Posted by ElusiveEagle on June 30, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    angel, did you see my post (3rd one down)? http://www.hawtymcforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=1992&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15

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  30. Posted by ElDoctorJanItor on June 30, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Man, this clip is OLD. I’ve had it on my hard drive for at least a year.

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    • Posted by bs angel on June 30, 2009 at 9:01 pm

      I believe it’s from 2007.

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      • Yes it is… or early ‘08

        My old roommate (the owner/originator of the clip) didn’t play for more than a few months.

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  31. Posted by Dreydon Barber on July 1, 2009 at 1:43 am

    LOL
    it’s like the dryer, but instead of just socks, it eats whole spartans……I wonder what Bungie’s doing with all those socks…….

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    • Posted by Mr Viper on July 1, 2009 at 5:31 am

      It’s the secret step eight in their World Domination Plan.

      Step Eight – Captivate fans with worlds largest sock puppet, then steal their wallets while they’re distracted.

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  32. Posted by mr asz on July 1, 2009 at 5:26 am

    as the famous pac man would say wacka wacka wacka wacka

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  33. Posted by Don A K Bab on July 1, 2009 at 5:54 am

    Maybe someone at bungie had just been watching the classic Kevin Bacon flick Tremors and decided to make some updates.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2XlKqCTXFg&NR=1

    Soon you’ll have to do rock paper scissors to see who gets to drive the elephant.

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  34. Posted by Dust and Echoes on July 1, 2009 at 11:55 am

    NOM NOM NOM

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  35. Posted by Whaappened on July 2, 2009 at 8:22 am

    Remember-if you don’t teach them about lag, who will?

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  36. Posted by HALO3syourdaddy on July 2, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    I’m veto-ing that map from now on =/ lol

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