When Sandtrap Attacks!
June 30, 2009 63 Comments
Upon hearing the phrase “eaten alive,” one of three things typically comes to mind – your favorite episode of When Animals Attack!, the not so ambiguously gay duo Siegfried & Roy, or the time you accidentally walked in on me and your mom. If you are the blue Spartan in the following extremely short Halo 3 video however, that particularly traumatizing couplet of words probably brings back a rather painful memory involving Sandtrap, a few stray bullets, and a very hungry stone structure. In a valiant effort to spare the comments of an overused onomatopoeic utterance, let’s all say it together just to get it out of the way: NOM NOM NOM. Now you have to think of a new comment. Ha!
*A special thank you to XMixMasterX, who said walking in on me and his mom was no accident, for the tip!
NOM NOM N… Ah fuck!
See? I knew my strategy would work. Success!
First. Had to do it. But I lol’d.
FFFFUUUUUU- 2 minutes late. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FIRST’D BEFORE I WATCHED THE VIDEO.
first fail
More like Thirst SNAIL (AMIRITE?)
[Audrey 2]Feed Me![/Audrey 2]
It’s a good thing I never play on Sandtrap…
Mmmm these blue ones are tangy!
He wasn’t eaten, he found the ultimate hiding location. He just had to make it look like he was eaten so nobody would suspect his genius.
“The Bungie/Star Wars crossover had some coding problems with the Sarlacc…”
less tentacles and more architecture…
LOL! But he didn’t resist so it looks like he wanted it. Just like Angel and my mom. :)
+1 for you!
Mmmmm tastes like chicken and blue!
Om Nom Nom! Heh, that must be why it’s named Sandtrap. O_o
“That was delicious!”
-Heavy Weapons Guy
Swimming through solid stone is a pretty cool ability.
BLEEP BLOOP!
Achievement Unlocked: Swim Like A Rock! 50G
Wow… usually people catch the fact that he wasn’t alive quicker than this… :-P
That was actually kinda cool.
Wow…I think Relg got bored one day. (think the Belgariad by David Eddings)
LOL!!
I LOVE THOSE BOOKS!!
(You are awesome for reading them)
I was going to make the same observation!
More than likely, mate. Though if it was Belgarath, he’s well and truly screwed…
Got one like that myself — except it was the floor of the broken bunker from High Ground (starting at 00:51)
there is one reason that video is annoying, and that is that it is drawn out, most of those, we don’t need to see 3 or four times and in slo-mo
I had to stop whatching your video. Repetitive and boring repeats of the same clip we’ve just seen already is well…boring, and most of all annoying >_>
learn to edit your videos better. Showing the same clip four times just makes the whole thing suck. Especially when you don’t even change the angle on one of the repeats.
It was referenced purely for the on-topic aspect, but to each his own on editing techniques perhaps ^_^;;
Based on the other reviews, instead of watching it I will take your word that the clip is an entertaining one. :)
thats a nice way of saying “based on other reviews, im gonna guess that it totally sucks ass so im not gonna watch it and waste my time.”
The not nice way would be referencing an article I wrote a handful of months ago entitled Why I Hate Your Halo Video. ;)
LETS WATCH IT AGAIN, THIS TIME FROM ANOTHER ANGLE.
LOL!!
When Geometry Attacks
*sigh* Mom, how many more Spartans do I have to eat? Can I pleeeease have some ice cream?
NO! Just THREE MORE BITES!!
DON’T EAT ME BRO!
I see what you did there!
It had the tazer behind it’s back, for post-consumption tazing.
Nom Nom Nom. Bish. And, lol. I wonder where it’s stomach is?
yeah, but i bet we all know where its ass is :P
shoop da whooop
Damn you!damn you to hell!you killed NOM NOM NOM!
I didn’t know Relg could wear Mark VI…oh noes, Silk was just sick!
Mmmmmm, McSpartan….
After hearing much about this blog, I thought I would give it a look-see. You do not fail to impress, Mrs Bloggy person.
OT: And that is how yellow Spartans are made.
Why thank you kind sir! I have a lot of fun around here and only hope others do as well. :)
Your a chick?
I just wanted to point out that there is a sequel to this horror flick…
Eaten Alive 2
This one isn’t as good, but you know how they are about sequels!
Oh I don’t know, I thought that was pretty awesome. Totally not what I expected!!
Hah, I remember when my Mongoose got eaten by the ground one time, it got spat back out.
Valhalla dosn’t like the taste of Mongoose?
I think someone posted this before. I can’t remember which article.
But still Its like the halo cookie monster
wow!
i had this clip on my HD over a year ago and had almost sent in a pic for your Friday Caption Fun. There is one frame at around 16 or 17 seconds where his head is sticking out of his ass.
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angel, did you see my post (3rd one down)? http://www.hawtymcforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=1992&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=15
Man, this clip is OLD. I’ve had it on my hard drive for at least a year.
I believe it’s from 2007.
Yes it is… or early ’08
My old roommate (the owner/originator of the clip) didn’t play for more than a few months.
LOL
it’s like the dryer, but instead of just socks, it eats whole spartans……I wonder what Bungie’s doing with all those socks…….
It’s the secret step eight in their World Domination Plan.
Step Eight – Captivate fans with worlds largest sock puppet, then steal their wallets while they’re distracted.
as the famous pac man would say wacka wacka wacka wacka
Maybe someone at bungie had just been watching the classic Kevin Bacon flick Tremors and decided to make some updates.
Soon you’ll have to do rock paper scissors to see who gets to drive the elephant.
NOM NOM NOM
Remember-if you don’t teach them about lag, who will?
I’m veto-ing that map from now on =/ lol