Wake Him When You Need Him

master chief dolly

If you’re anything like me, you dream of the day you can share your bed with Master Chief. While the handling of his Magnum has before only been available through the art of roleplaying, this cute little dolly brings you one step closer to achieving your ultimate goal. The plush figure, which started with a handmade black base body, was created with the careful placement of various pieces of green felt. Yes, the actual process was a bit more complicated than that but I don’t know how to sew so all I know is that there were scissors, pins, and needles involved. Do you really care about the details anyways? All that matters is that the proud owner of this adorable stuffed Master Chief can now say they’ve slept with the supersoldier himself. For those sharing a similar obsession, the money shot is after the jump. Take the plunge, you know you want to!

master chief dolly

See more pictures of the dolly here
See the making of the dolly pictures here

24 Responses to Wake Him When You Need Him

  1. chickenm4n says:

    cylinder feet

    • Ny Hitman 0401 says:

      lol i just noticed that!

  2. LordOsiris says:

    You know what? This is pretty cool!

  3. HellCat says:

    sleeping with Master chief… 1 step forwards
    Sleeping with a doll… 2 steps backwards

    • Connor Lonske says:

      So your only 1 step back, but i sleep in my underwear so 1 more step for me.

      • KoRnyMunKy says:

        Welcome to….. Exactly where you started….

  4. CodeMonkey76 says:

    It almost looks like those dolls you can tear the arms/legs off of.

  5. Visitor at home says:

    It’s very lovingly crafted. Though, I’m not sure about sleeping with him.

  6. Skibur says:

    That looks really well made.

  7. I’d be scared to sleep with that thing! No telling what a Mini-Chief can/will do!
    But of course you would hold RB to hug!

  8. Monkey_lord says:

    I bet that the fragdolls sleep with one (at least).

  9. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    Miss Angel, have you no shame for your husband?

    • bs angel says:

      My husband is not threatened by fictional characters. If he was, obviously I wouldn’t make jokes like this. :)

      • How do we know your husband isn’t fictional? hmmm…. :P

        • Connor Lonske says:

          Plot twist. *Dramatic Music*

        • bs angel says:

          LOL!

  10. SpaceGhost2K says:

    Where does that put anime girl printed body pillows?

    No, I do’t own one, but I’ve looked on eBay. *sheepish*

  11. sleepingdragon80 says:

    THAT is cute! I can honestly say i want one!

  12. Queen 0f Blades says:

    Hah, I just wanted to try out my iPod touch.

    That is strangely adorable. I didn’t think I would ever think of the Chief as adorable.

  13. setters says:

    so cute, like muppet babies….

  14. Wolverfrog says:

    Hey, that’s pretty sweet. Can’t say I’d sleep with it though. A Cortana doll on the other hand…

    • Hunter says:

      *Face palm*.

    • Andras says:

      I agree. x3

  15. seaturtlekid says:

    me too, me too.

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