As I enter week two of having a broken foot, I am slowly beginning to realize that it really isn’t that bad. Yes, getting around is difficult. Yes, it takes me three times as long as it typically does to get anything done. Yes, the pain is a bit of a nuisance. But having a legitimate excuse to sit around on my ass all day? Totally worth it. I’ve got nothing but time to caption today’s screenshot so let’s recap last week’s answers and then get started!
- “Just leave him in for another 5 minutes. I wanna make sure he’s extra dry…” (the Light Show)
- “Red thought the Blue’s idea to involve him in the process to reinvent the wheel was kind of them. He was wrong.” (Skitzo Sven)
- “You spin me right round, baby right round like a record, baby, right round round round…” (DavidandLaura)
- “The new ‘Spartan Rims’ weren’t exactly what they had expected.” (Naepa34)
- “What do you mean I’ve gained weight? I am too in shape! ROUND IS A SHAPE!” (Queen 0f Blades)
- “After years of abuse, the Puma finally had enough of Sarge.” (retinence)
- “Even though the Arbiter had given Chief a swirly more than ten years ago, it still haunted his dreams.” (Whaappened)
- “Red’s goatse attempt got out of control.” (Mace Windex)
That last comment really makes you see that screenshot in a whole new light, doesn’t it? Thank you Mace Windex for the lovely visual! Thankfully I don’t think there are any obvious shock site references in the following image, although with you guys it’s probably too early to tell. Something is clearly going on with Arby though so it’s time to tell me what that would be in the form of a witty caption. Off you go!
Author: pkitt
Posted by Crazy A 64 on June 26, 2009 at 3:11 am
Wut?! I can haz my Minority Reportz?!
Posted by CrazedOne1988 on June 26, 2009 at 3:14 am
All right, so if I’m here, that means the hot topic is that way…………….
Posted by AusQB on June 26, 2009 at 3:51 am
“You sunk my battleship.”
Posted by sander on June 26, 2009 at 12:04 pm
winner
Posted by HALO3syourdaddy on June 28, 2009 at 1:06 am
For sure lol
Posted by S5 Unit on June 26, 2009 at 3:52 am
God damn it, this new space invaders is hard!
Posted by Morio kun on June 26, 2009 at 3:57 am
“Cheif come look! This email says that this pill will enlarge your penis in 3 days!” ~ Arby caption
Posted by Zwooosh on June 26, 2009 at 3:58 am
HEY! I’m on hawtymcbloggy.com again :D!
Posted by newguy2445 on June 26, 2009 at 4:41 am
What! My entry in Hawty McBloggy’s Friday Caption Fun wasn’t chosen again!!!
Posted by newguy2445 on June 26, 2009 at 4:43 am
Breaking News:
The UNSC blocked all “adult” content from their network so as to focus their members, the Arbiter was furious.
He was told that he would have to find other means to pleasure himself.
His reply;
“Were it so easy”
Posted by YummyDownOnThis on June 26, 2009 at 7:27 am
Lawl, the best.
Posted by newguy2445 on June 26, 2009 at 4:44 am
The Arbiter decided to join the B.net forums, after being told he was fat, the Arbiter was furious.
Posted by newguy2445 on June 26, 2009 at 4:45 am
During a saucy web cam session with Cortana the Arbiter gestured the size of his “alienhood”.
Posted by newguy2445 on June 26, 2009 at 4:48 am
BTW my first entry was dialog, not me =P
—–
After hacking into Bungie’s computer network the Arbiter decided to spoil himself and open up the plot details for Halo 4. Keeping in mind Bungie had been hinting about the death of one of the main characters.
Posted by mendicantbias00 on June 26, 2009 at 4:56 am
Arby – “Gah! I’ll never figure out this HBO forum…”
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on June 26, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Nice… :)
Posted by JLay on June 26, 2009 at 5:27 am
Alright, I figured out the “You are here” arrow. Now where the hell is the food court?
Posted by Das Kalk on June 26, 2009 at 5:27 am
“So if we’re here, then the princess must be there, in the prisons”
“No, that’s the Macy’s, we’re here, by the JC Penny”
Alright, let’s just get out of here, the smell of that Mrs. Fields is killing me”
Posted by Mizzy on June 26, 2009 at 6:02 am
“To think these humans could figure out this subway map.”
Posted by Mike on June 26, 2009 at 6:38 am
I did the same thing a few months back, angel – you’ll be good as new in a few weeks, but yeah, all the gaming and sitting on my ass without hassle was nice.
Anyway:
“WTF.. I can never find anything on Google Maps!!”
Posted by bs angel on June 26, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Things could always be worse, right? :)
Posted by joe on June 26, 2009 at 6:46 am
Arbiters loves him some lemon party!!
(and you thought we couldn’t work a shock site in there)
Posted by bs angel on July 2, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Eeewww, …
Posted by SkelBrute on June 26, 2009 at 6:53 am
“So the red marks are where the bathrooms are?”
“Lets see… first stop is the food court, then I’ll go get my armor polished, maybe swing by the game store to pre-order ODST, and then to Victoria’s Secret to pick out something for Miranda …. She is so easy.”
” For what I paid for this TV, this picture better clear up NOW!”
Posted by angelofbacon on June 26, 2009 at 7:00 am
NOOOOOO! Fucking Blue Screen in the middle of my raid!!!!
Posted by CrunchbiteNuva on June 26, 2009 at 7:03 am
Gah!!! This infernal machine refuses to give me my sody pop.
Posted by shadowsquid86 on June 26, 2009 at 7:09 am
“These red symbols don’t seem obscene or innuendos in any way, but I”m surry bs angel will think of something…”
“I wanted a WIDEscreen, not a TALLscreen!”
“MySpace went downhill after the invasion of the Covenant.”
“This is Google Earth when believed the Earth was flat”
Posted by Remember Reach on June 26, 2009 at 7:11 am
Arby was furious when he found out that the UNSC had blocked his favorite softcore site, Sanhellis Gone Wild. He is now forced to resort to the more graphic Hawty McBloggy for his “needs.”
Posted by Penguin Ninjoid on June 26, 2009 at 7:33 am
Nooooo! I’ve been Goatse’d again!
Posted by HSAR on June 26, 2009 at 7:36 am
But I’ve been DIETING!
Posted by Eric on June 26, 2009 at 7:36 am
What do you mean, my Twitter won’t update? Can’t you see everyone needs to know what I’m doing?
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on June 26, 2009 at 7:45 am
“Hey, Half-Jaw sent me a link. Two Girls One Cup? It must be a nice story about sharing Ice crea-OH MY GOD.”
Posted by nixproto (Drake) on June 26, 2009 at 7:57 am
“Oh look! New ODST gameplay! NO! RICK ROLL’D AGAIN!
Posted by Someone on June 26, 2009 at 8:16 am
“So if we attack from here then- what the- is Miranda taking her top off! Better get my camera, Sgt Johnson is gonna love this!”
Posted by t0rm3n7 on June 26, 2009 at 8:17 am
“What happened to all my pr0n? All I can find is John’s stash!”
Posted by Bob on June 26, 2009 at 8:17 am
-These new digital disc golf maps are frickin sweet!
-I didn’t realize that the new spartan laser models could turn in mid shot to hit there target! I’ve gotta get me one of those!
-Could anyone tell me what all of these red lines and red circles mean?
-Sweet! The new PONG came out for Xbox. I’ve gotta get my copy NOW!
Posted by BTSculptor on June 26, 2009 at 8:17 am
Crop dusting – “OK, nobody’s looking. I’ll just squeeze one out… Preeeeeeeet!. Aah! That feels bett – Ooooh! Jamba Juice!
Posted by XMixMasterX on June 26, 2009 at 8:30 am
“F$#&… I missed my flight!”
Posted by SHAGGYDEATH on June 26, 2009 at 8:40 am
Where is my TPS Report!!!!
or
Arrrgh! Why cant I get the 2 red lines to ever meet up!!!!!!
Posted by Billdebeast on June 26, 2009 at 8:44 am
WHAT?! MJ IS DEAD!?!?!!?!?
Posted by JLay on June 26, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Probably too soon, but this made me LOL after yesterday’s shocking news. Thriller was an intergalactic hit! Arby is still looking for one white sequined four-finger glove…
Posted by Phoenixfire on June 26, 2009 at 8:45 am
*GASP* “You mean to tell me after so many friend request attempts to bs angel the one that goes through she denies!”
Posted by bs angel on July 2, 2009 at 11:48 pm
What?! I would never!! ;)
Posted by the Light Show on June 26, 2009 at 8:45 am
“What?! Where?! God, I suck at Connect Four!”
Posted by the Light Show on June 26, 2009 at 8:47 am
@Billdebeast too soon bro… lol
Posted by BerserkerBarage on June 26, 2009 at 8:47 am
Arby: God dammit!! These “hidden picture” posters NEVER work for me!!
Chief: Wow!! It’s a schooner!!
Arby: LOLOLOLOL. You dumb bastard, it’s not a schooner; it’s a sailboat!
Chief: A schooner is a sailboat, stupid-head!
Arby: YOU KNOW WHAT!!! There is no Easter Bunny! Over there is just a guy in a suit!!!
(you get bonus points if you know what movie this is from!!)
~B.B.
Posted by YummyDownOnThis on June 26, 2009 at 9:30 am
That kid is sitting on the escalator again!!
Posted by BerserkerBarage on June 26, 2009 at 11:07 am
Yes. Yes he is.
Flee Fat-ass flee!!!
~B.B.
Posted by Whitehawk13 on June 27, 2009 at 3:27 am
“Oh hey, look, it’s a sailboat!”
“RAAHHHRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!”
XD
Great film.
Posted by One Crazy Idiot on June 26, 2009 at 8:56 am
Welcome to the New Mombasa Zoo. As you can see we have the largest Arbiter population in captivity.
Posted by CBD on June 26, 2009 at 9:06 am
Folder deleted? DEAR GODS NO, 800 Yottabytes of Porn, gone!!!
(Yotta-byte = 1000000000000000000000000, for instance, the output of the sun is approx. 383 Yottawatts)
Posted by Confucious T on June 26, 2009 at 9:13 am
Yes! First post! Take that Johnson!
Posted by General Vagueness on June 26, 2009 at 9:18 am
“Over 50 of these things and not one of my submissions has ever been picked, WTF?”
Posted by General Vagueness on June 26, 2009 at 9:23 am
“I think I’ll look at some rule 34… hmm, not bad, not bad… is that– oh– oh man– is that a– and that’s a– oh, a Lekgolo, a Sangheili, and an Unggoy…? I need a shower.”
^ BTW that picture actually exists
Posted by bs angel on July 2, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Pics or it didn’t happen!
Posted by Lightbulb830 on June 26, 2009 at 9:27 am
Someone set up us the bomb.
Posted by NartFOpc on June 26, 2009 at 9:28 am
But what none of the other entrants realized was that it was merely a statue of the Arbiter, and thus incapable of speech.
Posted by HarbingerDawn on June 26, 2009 at 9:44 am
“What? Another blue screen?! Goddammit!” Should’ve bought a Mac…
Posted by WaywardFerret on July 3, 2009 at 3:06 pm
“Crash Different”
Posted by Fushiko on June 26, 2009 at 10:07 am
“No…. noooo.. why? WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!!!!”
Posted by retinence on June 26, 2009 at 10:16 am
Arby used MapQuest for the first time so he can find the nearest food nipple shop. After 2 weeks of traveling, he eventually stumbled upon a second Ark.
Posted by Visitor at home on June 26, 2009 at 10:21 am
As the Arbiter opened his Email, he considered that maybe being a famous person, and having an add-on to send him emails every time the word “arbiter” is put in a Tweet, was not the best of plans.
Posted by Monkey_lord on June 26, 2009 at 10:25 am
WTF!!! no! not the red ring of death!… (on the phone) Hello Xbox customer service How may I help you?
Posted by CBD on June 26, 2009 at 10:25 am
Whats this from Yayap? 2 Grunts, 1 Nipple? Should be interest… Oh Gods NO!
Posted by Whaappened on June 26, 2009 at 10:26 am
Our shields can’t repel firepower of that magnitude! MOM! I NEED MOAR POWER IN THE BASEMENT!
Posted by ReleasetheMonk on June 26, 2009 at 10:30 am
~C’mon, I’ve been pressing F5 all day so I can comment on Arby and the Chief first!
~And it is with horror that the Arbiter realizes he forgot to back up all of his montages in a storage device. All those no scopes gone in an instant.
Posted by MGH1138 on June 26, 2009 at 10:31 am
Oracle! Where’s the remote? The fashion shows on TLC will help Keyes with her “arrow” problem!
Posted by WolfSarge on June 26, 2009 at 10:34 am
Render to video already!!!
Posted by Gears of Pie on June 26, 2009 at 10:37 am
“Michael Jackson is DEAD?!”
Posted by Helveck on June 26, 2009 at 11:26 am
“Maybe if I stand here long enough staring, it will actually look like I’m doing something. “
Posted by Sarge Tomzilla on June 26, 2009 at 11:45 am
Brute Spy, In the Base?!?!?!
Posted by chickenm4n on June 26, 2009 at 2:27 pm
haha. protect the briefcase!
Posted by Malcis on June 26, 2009 at 3:36 pm
you must not fail
Posted by SoC BrownSound on June 26, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Arbiter: ” HEY!, Who photoshopped my self portrait!”
Posted by Zee-V70 on June 26, 2009 at 12:08 pm
“What do you mean I’m not 18?!”
Posted by DethPwn on June 26, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Bryan Simon was HACKED?!?11?!?! To the B.net forums!
Posted by DethPwn on June 26, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Sorry to double post, but I just realized your foot was broken. I got my cast off, and it doesn’t smell as bad as you’d think when you get it off! Just thought that might… help you.
Posted by bs angel on July 2, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Oh yuck, LOL …
Posted by CBTrigger on June 26, 2009 at 12:18 pm
WHAT?!? NOOOOO! DAMN YO CONFICKER VIRUS!!!
or
WTF?!? Who deleted all my Cortana pronz?
Posted by CBTrigger on June 26, 2009 at 12:18 pm
opps. I ment you not yo
Posted by gogt200 on June 26, 2009 at 12:32 pm
The Arbiter couldn’t believe he spent $20,050 on R.U.S.E. just to get beaten by a 10 year old racist.
Posted by Dernwb on June 26, 2009 at 12:40 pm
“Ok who, blew up all the bathrooms after the kegger?”
Posted by John Stvan on June 26, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Welcome to XBOX Live support center, my name is Arby. How can I help you today?
Posted by RC on June 26, 2009 at 1:17 pm
The Arbiter finally figured out the fury that comes along with your first blue screen of death.
Posted by Shurmanator on June 26, 2009 at 1:29 pm
If only I paid more attention in geography class…. dammit what does the red dot mean?”
OR
“DAMN YOU CONFICKER!!”
OR
Computer : “No new Messages”
Arbiter: “What the %##%?”
Posted by CBTrigger on June 26, 2009 at 2:08 pm
lol. I beat you to the conficker joke.
Posted by Shurmanator on June 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm
oh. woops.
Posted by chickenm4n on June 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm
if i’m here, then where is that darn vault 101?
Posted by SonofMacPhisto on June 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm
‘Brutes? What? Oh, ok. Hang on. I’m playing Peggle.’
Posted by Terminator182 on June 26, 2009 at 2:56 pm
STOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Posted by Robert B. Jee on June 26, 2009 at 3:10 pm
“What? Rick Rolled again? I’m just trying to find some gameplay of Halo: Reach!”
Posted by Malcis on June 26, 2009 at 3:35 pm
WORT WORT WORT!
Posted by Ez8Diaz on June 26, 2009 at 3:41 pm
THE CHIEF IS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER!?
Posted by John Stvan on June 26, 2009 at 4:27 pm
No, dude, I’m telling you. The Aéropostale is here. We are way over here.
Posted by plazmamuffin on June 26, 2009 at 5:08 pm
I think I’ll never sleep good again.
Posted by Celsius070 on June 26, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Chief look! The first level in ODST has been leaked!
Posted by Big Appleton on June 26, 2009 at 6:36 pm
The Arbiter stares in disbelief when he found his WoW account is no more
Posted by Das Kalk on June 26, 2009 at 6:54 pm
“thank god Halcylon made this galaxy map, otherwise we’d never be able find our way back to the tau ceti cluster…”
Posted by John Stvan on June 26, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Posted by bs angel on July 2, 2009 at 11:55 pm
LOL!!
Posted by iAnthraxx on June 26, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Covenant: “All your base are belong to us!”
Arbiter: “What you say?”
Posted by gunstar2 on June 26, 2009 at 7:24 pm
No! My stock portolio! Wort, wort, wort!
Posted by Kamarov on June 26, 2009 at 9:06 pm
fucking windows ‘98!
Posted by MoltenSlowa on June 26, 2009 at 9:48 pm
We’re in the future, we have advanced high-tech body suits, we have spaceships that can fly, we have swords made of pure energy, and we’re STILL getting Blue Screen of Death?!?
Posted by Uccxxxv on June 26, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Arbiter: “Someone made a MC doll! I got to get me one of those to protect me while I sleep.”
Posted by Mikey Rocks on June 26, 2009 at 10:34 pm
“What! Im not going to be in Halo Reach!”
Posted by Spade on June 26, 2009 at 10:56 pm
IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Spade on June 26, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Leroy, you are an idiot!
Posted by The Pope on June 28, 2009 at 12:00 am
At least I have chicken.
Posted by newguy2445 on June 27, 2009 at 2:57 am
The Arbiter opened up the Master Chief’s twitter page after the MC called in sick that day.
The latest update read;
“Told old squid face I’d be sick today so I could play some ODST, can you imagine his face if he found out I lied to him lolololol”
Posted by Whitehawk13 on June 27, 2009 at 3:30 am
“Ok… so that one identifies as Endor, and that one is…
THAT’S NO MOON!”
Posted by p1n0ydude on June 27, 2009 at 6:50 am
“Ok… If Wet Seal is right there, then where’s Kohl’s? God I hate this directory…”
Posted by Tactful on June 27, 2009 at 7:15 am
The Elite commander laughed a hearty laugh at the human’s stupidity… the location of their homeworld was revealed, and all thanks to a construct named “GoogleEarth”
Posted by Tactful on June 27, 2009 at 7:28 am
Confused and bewildered, the naive Elite believed it to be a mistake when Tartarus removed him from his friends list.
—–
Master Chief is finishing the fight!
You and 3,061,917 other people like this.
—–
“This picture isn’t related to the celebration of mother’s day at all!!!”
—–
The Arbiter happily participated in the Human-Covenant war, until he realised his 1-month free trial to UNSC LIVE was about to run out.
Posted by Owl Assassin on June 27, 2009 at 12:13 pm
When Arbiter installed Windows Vista, he had no idea the blue screen of death still existed in 2552
Posted by Spetsen on June 27, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Hmm, 2 girls 1 cup. Wonder what this is. OHMYGOD!!1!!one
Kinda sexy though, in a weird way.
Posted by Skitzo Sven on June 28, 2009 at 3:04 am
“C’MON!! Computers still can’t play Crysis?!? It’s 2552 for crying out loud.”
Posted by Natonator on June 28, 2009 at 6:05 am
Damn it! CNN still has more followers than me!
Posted by BobbyJoe1992 on June 28, 2009 at 7:57 am
WTF?! Bungie cut me out of any upcoming Halo series, bastards!
Posted by BobbyJoe1992 on June 28, 2009 at 7:59 am
WTF?! My e-bay items were delivered to where?!
Posted by StephaBon on June 28, 2009 at 11:59 am
I told Chief NEVER to put those pictures on the internet!!
Posted by OMGIts Renegade on June 28, 2009 at 6:45 pm
“What! Those bastards shut down the FundFax FairRaiser!! BABY HATERS!”
or
“You’ve got mail” “From xXMChief117Xx” Arby: “Hmm, whats this, tubbrute.com?” *click* “OH, OH, OH MY GOD, OH GOD, OH MY GOD, CHIEF YOU BASTARD, OH MY GOD!”
Or,
“Haha! My 10,000 word Youtube comment on why PayPal are such Dicks is done!” *subm-* *power outage* “YOU ARE, ALL OF YOU VERMIN” “. . .”
Posted by bs angel on July 2, 2009 at 11:57 pm
LOL!
Posted by GeneralCupcakes on June 28, 2009 at 7:07 pm
HIS STARSHIP’S POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!
Posted by TAS9303 on June 28, 2009 at 8:14 pm
“my myspace is totally pimped out, got people beggin for my top 8 spaces!”
“What?!?! Micheal Jackson died!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Posted by Naepa34 on June 29, 2009 at 9:46 am
Damn shield door campers.
Posted by Inventiveargument on June 29, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Techno-fail Arbiter
“But I deleted system32 and EVERYTHING!”
“Dear lord, with that many emails my penis is bound to increase in size eventually!”
“Where are my free Ipods!?”
“Rick Astely must BURRRRRRRRRN”
Posted by Wolfincommand on June 29, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Another sims expansion!!!
Posted by The Flying Spartan on June 29, 2009 at 5:24 pm
What do you mean I’m overdrawn?! I don’t get paid in Earth money!
Posted by The Flying Spartan on June 29, 2009 at 5:27 pm
“I am the Arbiter! Most honored of Sangheili warriors! And I swear on my offspring’s blood that I will EAT YOU, internet troll!”
Posted by The Flying Spartan on June 29, 2009 at 5:33 pm
“I can’t come to bed yet, honey, someone is wrong on the internet!”
Posted by bs angel on July 2, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Best comic ever!
Posted by The Flying Spartan on June 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm
As the Arbiter continued to stare at the league roster in confusion it slowly dawned on the other players that he couldn’t actually read English.
Posted by Qwepir on June 29, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Holy shit, what would anybody do with 120 gigabytes of porn?
Posted by A Deaf Boy on June 30, 2009 at 6:21 am
“Omfg….buffering again…..r u srs!?!”
Posted by Begocer on June 30, 2009 at 9:46 am
The linear gameplay of all the Halo games finally got to the Arbiter after reviewing a map layout for Halo: Reach.
Posted by MR HAT3ER on July 4, 2009 at 8:20 am
AHHHHHHH TWO GIRLS ONE CUP
Posted by Marksman on July 5, 2009 at 1:27 am
Waht do you mean, system error??
Posted by Marksman on July 5, 2009 at 1:27 am
I mean “what”