Friday Caption Fun, Round 52
June 26, 2009 140 Comments
As I enter week two of having a broken foot, I am slowly beginning to realize that it really isn’t that bad. Yes, getting around is difficult. Yes, it takes me three times as long as it typically does to get anything done. Yes, the pain is a bit of a nuisance. But having a legitimate excuse to sit around on my ass all day? Totally worth it. I’ve got nothing but time to caption today’s screenshot so let’s recap last week’s answers and then get started!
- “Just leave him in for another 5 minutes. I wanna make sure he’s extra dry…” (the Light Show)
- “Red thought the Blue’s idea to involve him in the process to reinvent the wheel was kind of them. He was wrong.” (Skitzo Sven)
- “You spin me right round, baby right round like a record, baby, right round round round…” (DavidandLaura)
- “The new ‘Spartan Rims’ weren’t exactly what they had expected.” (Naepa34)
- “What do you mean I’ve gained weight? I am too in shape! ROUND IS A SHAPE!” (Queen 0f Blades)
- “After years of abuse, the Puma finally had enough of Sarge.” (retinence)
- “Even though the Arbiter had given Chief a swirly more than ten years ago, it still haunted his dreams.” (Whaappened)
- “Red’s goatse attempt got out of control.” (Mace Windex)
That last comment really makes you see that screenshot in a whole new light, doesn’t it? Thank you Mace Windex for the lovely visual! Thankfully I don’t think there are any obvious shock site references in the following image, although with you guys it’s probably too early to tell. Something is clearly going on with Arby though so it’s time to tell me what that would be in the form of a witty caption. Off you go!
Author: pkitt
Wut?! I can haz my Minority Reportz?!
All right, so if I’m here, that means the hot topic is that way…………….
“You sunk my battleship.”
winner
For sure lol
God damn it, this new space invaders is hard!
“Cheif come look! This email says that this pill will enlarge your penis in 3 days!” ~ Arby caption
HEY! I’m on hawtymcbloggy.com again :D!
What! My entry in Hawty McBloggy’s Friday Caption Fun wasn’t chosen again!!!
Breaking News:
The UNSC blocked all “adult” content from their network so as to focus their members, the Arbiter was furious.
He was told that he would have to find other means to pleasure himself.
His reply;
“Were it so easy”
Lawl, the best.
The Arbiter decided to join the B.net forums, after being told he was fat, the Arbiter was furious.
During a saucy web cam session with Cortana the Arbiter gestured the size of his “alienhood”.
BTW my first entry was dialog, not me =P
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After hacking into Bungie’s computer network the Arbiter decided to spoil himself and open up the plot details for Halo 4. Keeping in mind Bungie had been hinting about the death of one of the main characters.
Arby – “Gah! I’ll never figure out this HBO forum…”
Nice… :)
Alright, I figured out the “You are here” arrow. Now where the hell is the food court?
“So if we’re here, then the princess must be there, in the prisons”
“No, that’s the Macy’s, we’re here, by the JC Penny”
Alright, let’s just get out of here, the smell of that Mrs. Fields is killing me”
“To think these humans could figure out this subway map.”
I did the same thing a few months back, angel – you’ll be good as new in a few weeks, but yeah, all the gaming and sitting on my ass without hassle was nice.
Anyway:
“WTF.. I can never find anything on Google Maps!!”
Things could always be worse, right? :)
Arbiters loves him some lemon party!!
(and you thought we couldn’t work a shock site in there)
Eeewww, …
“So the red marks are where the bathrooms are?”
“Lets see… first stop is the food court, then I’ll go get my armor polished, maybe swing by the game store to pre-order ODST, and then to Victoria’s Secret to pick out something for Miranda …. She is so easy.”
” For what I paid for this TV, this picture better clear up NOW!”
NOOOOOO! Fucking Blue Screen in the middle of my raid!!!!
Gah!!! This infernal machine refuses to give me my sody pop.
“These red symbols don’t seem obscene or innuendos in any way, but I”m surry bs angel will think of something…”
“I wanted a WIDEscreen, not a TALLscreen!”
“MySpace went downhill after the invasion of the Covenant.”
“This is Google Earth when believed the Earth was flat”
Arby was furious when he found out that the UNSC had blocked his favorite softcore site, Sanhellis Gone Wild. He is now forced to resort to the more graphic Hawty McBloggy for his “needs.”
Nooooo! I’ve been Goatse’d again!
But I’ve been DIETING!
What do you mean, my Twitter won’t update? Can’t you see everyone needs to know what I’m doing?
“Hey, Half-Jaw sent me a link. Two Girls One Cup? It must be a nice story about sharing Ice crea-OH MY GOD.”
“Oh look! New ODST gameplay! NO! RICK ROLL’D AGAIN!
“So if we attack from here then- what the- is Miranda taking her top off! Better get my camera, Sgt Johnson is gonna love this!”
“What happened to all my pr0n? All I can find is John’s stash!”
-These new digital disc golf maps are frickin sweet!
-I didn’t realize that the new spartan laser models could turn in mid shot to hit there target! I’ve gotta get me one of those!
-Could anyone tell me what all of these red lines and red circles mean?
-Sweet! The new PONG came out for Xbox. I’ve gotta get my copy NOW!
Crop dusting – “OK, nobody’s looking. I’ll just squeeze one out… Preeeeeeeet!. Aah! That feels bett – Ooooh! Jamba Juice!
“F$#&… I missed my flight!”
Where is my TPS Report!!!!
or
Arrrgh! Why cant I get the 2 red lines to ever meet up!!!!!!
WHAT?! MJ IS DEAD!?!?!!?!?
Probably too soon, but this made me LOL after yesterday’s shocking news. Thriller was an intergalactic hit! Arby is still looking for one white sequined four-finger glove…
*GASP* “You mean to tell me after so many friend request attempts to bs angel the one that goes through she denies!”
What?! I would never!! ;)
“What?! Where?! God, I suck at Connect Four!”
@Billdebeast too soon bro… lol
Arby: God dammit!! These “hidden picture” posters NEVER work for me!!
Chief: Wow!! It’s a schooner!!
Arby: LOLOLOLOL. You dumb bastard, it’s not a schooner; it’s a sailboat!
Chief: A schooner is a sailboat, stupid-head!
Arby: YOU KNOW WHAT!!! There is no Easter Bunny! Over there is just a guy in a suit!!!
(you get bonus points if you know what movie this is from!!)
~B.B.
That kid is sitting on the escalator again!!
Yes. Yes he is.
Flee Fat-ass flee!!!
~B.B.
“Oh hey, look, it’s a sailboat!”
“RAAHHHRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!”
XD
Great film.
Welcome to the New Mombasa Zoo. As you can see we have the largest Arbiter population in captivity.
Folder deleted? DEAR GODS NO, 800 Yottabytes of Porn, gone!!!
(Yotta-byte = 1000000000000000000000000, for instance, the output of the sun is approx. 383 Yottawatts)
Yes! First post! Take that Johnson!
“Over 50 of these things and not one of my submissions has ever been picked, WTF?”
“I think I’ll look at some rule 34… hmm, not bad, not bad… is that– oh– oh man– is that a– and that’s a– oh, a Lekgolo, a Sangheili, and an Unggoy…? I need a shower.”
^ BTW that picture actually exists
Pics or it didn’t happen!
Someone set up us the bomb.
But what none of the other entrants realized was that it was merely a statue of the Arbiter, and thus incapable of speech.
“What? Another blue screen?! Goddammit!” Should’ve bought a Mac…
“Crash Different”
“No…. noooo.. why? WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!!!!”
Arby used MapQuest for the first time so he can find the nearest food nipple shop. After 2 weeks of traveling, he eventually stumbled upon a second Ark.
As the Arbiter opened his Email, he considered that maybe being a famous person, and having an add-on to send him emails every time the word “arbiter” is put in a Tweet, was not the best of plans.
WTF!!! no! not the red ring of death!… (on the phone) Hello Xbox customer service How may I help you?
Whats this from Yayap? 2 Grunts, 1 Nipple? Should be interest… Oh Gods NO!
Our shields can’t repel firepower of that magnitude! MOM! I NEED MOAR POWER IN THE BASEMENT!
~C’mon, I’ve been pressing F5 all day so I can comment on Arby and the Chief first!
~And it is with horror that the Arbiter realizes he forgot to back up all of his montages in a storage device. All those no scopes gone in an instant.
Oracle! Where’s the remote? The fashion shows on TLC will help Keyes with her “arrow” problem!
Render to video already!!!
“Michael Jackson is DEAD?!”
“Maybe if I stand here long enough staring, it will actually look like I’m doing something. “
Brute Spy, In the Base?!?!?!
haha. protect the briefcase!
you must not fail
Arbiter: ” HEY!, Who photoshopped my self portrait!”
“What do you mean I’m not 18?!”
Bryan Simon was HACKED?!?11?!?! To the B.net forums!
Sorry to double post, but I just realized your foot was broken. I got my cast off, and it doesn’t smell as bad as you’d think when you get it off! Just thought that might… help you.
Oh yuck, LOL …
WHAT?!? NOOOOO! DAMN YO CONFICKER VIRUS!!!
or
WTF?!? Who deleted all my Cortana pronz?
opps. I ment you not yo
The Arbiter couldn’t believe he spent $20,050 on R.U.S.E. just to get beaten by a 10 year old racist.
“Ok who, blew up all the bathrooms after the kegger?”
Welcome to XBOX Live support center, my name is Arby. How can I help you today?
The Arbiter finally figured out the fury that comes along with your first blue screen of death.
If only I paid more attention in geography class…. dammit what does the red dot mean?”
OR
“DAMN YOU CONFICKER!!”
OR
Computer : “No new Messages”
Arbiter: “What the %##%?”
lol. I beat you to the conficker joke.
oh. woops.
if i’m here, then where is that darn vault 101?
‘Brutes? What? Oh, ok. Hang on. I’m playing Peggle.’
STOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
“What? Rick Rolled again? I’m just trying to find some gameplay of Halo: Reach!”
WORT WORT WORT!
THE CHIEF IS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER!?
No, dude, I’m telling you. The Aéropostale is here. We are way over here.
I think I’ll never sleep good again.
Chief look! The first level in ODST has been leaked!
The Arbiter stares in disbelief when he found his WoW account is no more
“thank god Halcylon made this galaxy map, otherwise we’d never be able find our way back to the tau ceti cluster…”
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
LOL!!
Covenant: “All your base are belong to us!”
Arbiter: “What you say?”
No! My stock portolio! Wort, wort, wort!
fucking windows ’98!
We’re in the future, we have advanced high-tech body suits, we have spaceships that can fly, we have swords made of pure energy, and we’re STILL getting Blue Screen of Death?!?
Arbiter: “Someone made a MC doll! I got to get me one of those to protect me while I sleep.”
“What! Im not going to be in Halo Reach!”
IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
Leroy, you are an idiot!
At least I have chicken.
The Arbiter opened up the Master Chief’s twitter page after the MC called in sick that day.
The latest update read;
“Told old squid face I’d be sick today so I could play some ODST, can you imagine his face if he found out I lied to him lolololol”
“Ok… so that one identifies as Endor, and that one is…
THAT’S NO MOON!”
“Ok… If Wet Seal is right there, then where’s Kohl’s? God I hate this directory…”
The Elite commander laughed a hearty laugh at the human’s stupidity… the location of their homeworld was revealed, and all thanks to a construct named “GoogleEarth”
Confused and bewildered, the naive Elite believed it to be a mistake when Tartarus removed him from his friends list.
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Master Chief is finishing the fight!
You and 3,061,917 other people like this.
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“This picture isn’t related to the celebration of mother’s day at all!!!”
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The Arbiter happily participated in the Human-Covenant war, until he realised his 1-month free trial to UNSC LIVE was about to run out.
When Arbiter installed Windows Vista, he had no idea the blue screen of death still existed in 2552
Hmm, 2 girls 1 cup. Wonder what this is. OHMYGOD!!1!!one
Kinda sexy though, in a weird way.
“C’MON!! Computers still can’t play Crysis?!? It’s 2552 for crying out loud.”
Damn it! CNN still has more followers than me!
WTF?! Bungie cut me out of any upcoming Halo series, bastards!
WTF?! My e-bay items were delivered to where?!
I told Chief NEVER to put those pictures on the internet!!
“What! Those bastards shut down the FundFax FairRaiser!! BABY HATERS!”
or
“You’ve got mail” “From xXMChief117Xx” Arby: “Hmm, whats this, tubbrute.com?” *click* “OH, OH, OH MY GOD, OH GOD, OH MY GOD, CHIEF YOU BASTARD, OH MY GOD!”
Or,
“Haha! My 10,000 word Youtube comment on why PayPal are such Dicks is done!” *subm-* *power outage* “YOU ARE, ALL OF YOU VERMIN” “. . .”
LOL!
HIS STARSHIP’S POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!
“my myspace is totally pimped out, got people beggin for my top 8 spaces!”
“What?!?! Micheal Jackson died!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Damn shield door campers.
Techno-fail Arbiter
“But I deleted system32 and EVERYTHING!”
“Dear lord, with that many emails my penis is bound to increase in size eventually!”
“Where are my free Ipods!?”
“Rick Astely must BURRRRRRRRRN”
Another sims expansion!!!
What do you mean I’m overdrawn?! I don’t get paid in Earth money!
“I am the Arbiter! Most honored of Sangheili warriors! And I swear on my offspring’s blood that I will EAT YOU, internet troll!”
“I can’t come to bed yet, honey, someone is wrong on the internet!”
Best comic ever!
As the Arbiter continued to stare at the league roster in confusion it slowly dawned on the other players that he couldn’t actually read English.
Holy shit, what would anybody do with 120 gigabytes of porn?
“Omfg….buffering again…..r u srs!?!”
The linear gameplay of all the Halo games finally got to the Arbiter after reviewing a map layout for Halo: Reach.
AHHHHHHH TWO GIRLS ONE CUP
Waht do you mean, system error??
I mean “what”
“I AM THE ARBITER!” *Gets shot* “WHAT THE FUCK?” *Gets shot again* “ALRIGHT TIME TO DIE!” *Misses WITH A RAILGUN!* “damn these things cant shoot worth shit DAMN YOU HUMAN TECHNOLOGY!”