Master Chief’s Senior Pictures
June 25, 2009 16 Comments
While Master Chief didn’t receive a traditional education, I imagine he would have been quite the big man on campus had he attended high school. He probably would have been the star of the Grifball team, he would have had the “Most Likely to Finish the Fight” vote in the bag, and all of the cheerleaders would have been begging for a turn with his long barrel. Obviously he would have posed for the mandatory senior pictures but how would they have turned out? That’s the exact question Pwn or Die asked themselves recently so they decided to do a mock photoshoot in just that spirit. The only glaring omission that I can see is the topless pose. Speaking of which, my photographer said everybody had to get that one done so why didn’t the Chief? Oh well, enjoy all of our favorite Spartan supersoldier’s fully-clothed senior pictures after the jump, and keep your fingers crossed the good ones are still coming.
Topless? It was butnaked for me.. with the whole class… videotaped… they gave it a very odd name. Class of 2000 six, or something..We weren’t from 2006.
Hahaha… nice find.
3rd to last is pretty sweet. I see many mishaps if he were on the swim team.
=O He doesn’t look like a giraffe! That’s a first.
This is so wierd, because I’m going to get my senior pictures taken in a little while! Now me and the Chief will have something in common, besides general awesomeness.
I wonder if that is Johnson’s friendship bracelet that MC is wearing in the photos? :)
“Now we can be bracelet buddies!”
For some reason, I see a visor inside the visor in the last photo.
He looks so dashing in a suit.
There are varying shades of geekdom. Fortunately, mine isn’t this dark. ;o)
HAHA! Pure gold! The write up had me cracking up too1 Nice find! What what his valedictorian speech be?
“John, what are you doing?!”
“Sir, finishing this speech!”
I think the speech should start with… “I need a sheepskin.”
Hey, at least he didn’t do something silly like have some pictures taken of his “then” girlfriend and him. AWKWARD!!
That one of laying in a field is hilarious. This is what Chief does on Valhalla when he’s NOT rushing laser!!
~B.B.
What is your photographers name? I need to do some -cough- research cough-
Mc looks so good
I thought you meant senior citizen. Now THAT’d be funny! FYI, Cortana’s speech went a little like this: ‘My parents let me choose. Did I ever tell you that? Choose the high school I wanted to attend. They were all great, but this school had something the others didn’t. Do you know what that is? A pool!’
this had me cracking up! +20 points!
Let’s not forget the occasional breaks in their prom as Cortana gave cryptic messages over the loudspeaker that slowed the music.