Chronicles of ODS Steve: Let Loose the Dog of War (#30)

ODS Steve. The man. The legend. The hero that knows no fear. Join him and Delta Squad for their comical adventures as they valiantly attempt to drop into enemy territory to take the fight straight to the Covenant. Enjoy the Chronicles of ODS Steve, a regular weekly offering brought to you courtesy of DeepCee.

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35 Responses to this post.

  1. Oh, I’m liking where this is going…

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  2. Really enjoying this. Can’t wait to see what happens next!

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  3. Posted by Skelbrute on June 24, 2009 at 6:28 am

    but Steve doesn’t need help, the man can dual wield SPLAZERS….

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    • Posted by bloogyo on June 24, 2009 at 7:05 am

      Ditto

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      • Posted by SDDJager on August 10, 2009 at 1:40 pm

        Double ditto

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  4. Dare…?

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  5. Posted by Tentimook on June 24, 2009 at 7:49 am

    I thought she was evil.

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    • Posted by Dylan on June 24, 2009 at 8:09 pm

      Who ever thought of that is an idiot. There’s absolutely no proof to support that.

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  6. Posted by davyboy94 on June 24, 2009 at 7:52 am

    Nice : D Needs more Dav Dav through :/ and Sunef cud make a comeback

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    • Posted by mendicantbias00 on June 24, 2009 at 8:14 am

      Sunef is wandering through a barren wasteland…let wait til he reaches civilization. :D

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  7. Posted by Robert B. Jee on June 24, 2009 at 8:14 am

    Ah, sh*t. Here comes Big-Head-Dare.

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  8. Posted by Someone on June 24, 2009 at 8:28 am

    Here come the big head!

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  9. Posted by pittofdoom on June 24, 2009 at 8:31 am

    I can’t wait to see DeepCee’s rendition of Dare’s big head… =D

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  10. Posted by LAZR Blade 14 on June 24, 2009 at 9:09 am

    No no no, you’re all wrong.
    Here comes Angel to save the day.

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    • Hell yeah, ditto!

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    • Posted by Araknoros on June 24, 2009 at 11:38 am

      yeah, Dare would be lulzy but so would angel… eith way: many lulz will ensue

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  11. Posted by Zero on June 24, 2009 at 10:16 am

    Dare with probably a REALLY small head? ;o Or hayabuserarmousz/?

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  12. Posted by Penguin Ninjoid on June 24, 2009 at 11:20 am

    Except when she breaks her foot stepping out of the pod onto the curb.

    Much <3 angel ^_^

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    • Posted by DeepCee on June 24, 2009 at 11:42 am

      LOL

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    • Posted by bs angel on June 24, 2009 at 12:43 pm

      LOL, … not so much saving the day, eh?!

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  13. Posted by Ken Raves on June 24, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    For fucks sake, it’s not funny anymore. “HAR HAR HAR, HER HELMET IS LARGE”
    The time for lulz has come, and gone, and the sooner everyone just shuts up about it, the sooner we can find something that actually is funny, even when nearly everyone feels the need to comment on her damn helmet.

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    • Posted by Overdoziz on June 24, 2009 at 12:07 pm

      You’re just jealous of her HUGE helmet.

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      • Posted by Ken Raves on June 25, 2009 at 11:21 pm

        Maybe I am, but then again, who isn’t? ;3

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    • Posted by mendicantbias00 on June 24, 2009 at 12:22 pm

      o_O You ok buddy? You want a soda?

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      • Posted by Ken Raves on June 25, 2009 at 11:19 pm

        I’m good, it’s just this joke got real old, real fast. Bnet, LIVE, friends pages, wherveeer I’m at that is the least bit halo related, “LOL HER HEAD IS BIG”.

        Repetition is a pet peeve of mine.

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    • Posted by bs angel on June 24, 2009 at 12:44 pm

      Is someone feeling inadequate over the size of their helmet? ;)

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      • Posted by mendicantbias00 on June 24, 2009 at 12:45 pm

        lol nice

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      • Posted by Hunter on June 24, 2009 at 1:15 pm

        I think they’re feeling inadequate over the size of something else of hers if you know what I mean… ;P
        Oh, and having you jump out would be hilarious too.
        ~Hunter

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        • Posted by Ken Raves on June 25, 2009 at 11:18 pm

          I’m a dude, Hunter. XD

      • Posted by Ken Raves on June 25, 2009 at 11:20 pm

        *sniff*. . .well. . .now that you mention it. . .

        ;3

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  14. Posted by Whaappened on June 24, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    Shakespeare would approve

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  15. See? She can just weld heat shield plates to her helmet and jump out without a pod.

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  16. Posted by Out For LOLZ on June 25, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    A woman’s job? I didn’t know Steve and the crew were cooking LOL!

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    • Posted by Mr Meyagi on July 8, 2009 at 3:58 am

      ….hmmmm i see what you did there

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  17. Posted by GeneralCupcakes on July 5, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    “Never send in a monkey to do a man’s job”

    -Capt. Leo Davidson

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