IH3SotW: Squeeze Squeeze

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

halo 3 screenshot
Author: Hangar 51

23 Responses to IH3SotW: Squeeze Squeeze

  1. dragnew says:

    Haven’t seen any of these for a while, glad to see them making a comeback!
    Incidentally, I’m talking about IH3SotW, not boobs. Although, y’know, I’m not seeing a lot of those, either.

    • Whitehawk13 says:

      And a comeback would be good…. >_>

    • bs angel says:

      It’s tough to find ones that aren’t just variations on the whole penis thing. Not that there’s anything wrong with the whole penis thing, LOL!

  2. GeneralCupcakes says:

    Chief is pleased you are not struggling. >:0

  3. AusQB says:

    “Can you get UNSCFM on this thing?”

    • bs angel says:

      LOL!!

  4. “Don’t try this at home Marines, I’m a professional. Honk honk.”

  5. Connor Lonske says:

    All I have to say is “nice”.

  6. “If I pretend I don’t see him, he’ll go away…” seems to be what Miranda is thinking…

    • ScottyBob says:

      Nah, she’s watching to make sure no one else sees! Gotta cover up the relationship! Cortana would be PISSED!!

      • True dat, mang. True dat.

  7. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    It’s become increasingly obvious how Miranda ascended the ranks of the UNSC so quickly.

  8. Tactful says:

    “They remind me of your father…”

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      LOL – follow up:

      ‘…I miss him.’

  9. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    “Milk milk lemonade…”

    • That guy stuck in space with Master Chief But Isn't a Spartan so dies from not breathing. says:

      I will not finish that…

      • Poopie McGhee says:

        i love your name

  10. SonofMacPhisto says:

    ‘I need a weapon.’

  11. Stryder says:

    Turn your head and cough.

    • If that’s the case, Chief needs anatomy lessons. :(

  12. Janaka says:

    Miranda soon came to regret asking Chief to check for lumps which could be an indication of cancer, he had after all crushed her fathers skull to get his neural implants. At this point one could almost cut the awkwardness with a knife.

  13. Stryder says:

    Ok. I believe you. They are real and they are indeed fabulous.

  14. Matt7777444 says:

    Master Chief: Me likey the squeeze-squeeze

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