I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!
June 16, 2009 33 Comments
Halo 3′s new Render-to-Video feature conveniently converts gameplay films into your choice of either standard-def or HD video format. While it does record audio from the game itself, you are left to rely on nothing but your imagination when it comes to figuring out what the players themselves are thinking in those rather unique and rare happenstances that occasionally occur in the online world of matchmaking. This is one of those videos that leaves you more than a little curious about what the dialogue was amongst the players as they discover their warthog is not quite as sturdy as they initially thought. Watch the extremely short but highly entertaining video, then take a guess at what they were saying in a comment!
*A special thank you to my favorite proton-packing Ghostbuster (for sending me the film) and also to crazedone (for turning it into a format I could post), both of whom happen to have big, manly turrets that have never fallen off. Not yet at least.
OMG…HAHAHAH!!!
I got tears in my eyes…LOL
I lol’d so hard when it just fell off like that, like lol’d really loudly =P
ouch I hate lag so much.
I thought my lag was bad.
lol nice!
I love how he goes in for the tbag, i would so do that. also, no live today. i cant wait till i go to work.
LOL. Something about the way he just falls over kills me.
Player 1 (driver): Ok guys lets go kill some blues
Player 2 (gunner): Ready!
1: Woah shit, get that guy!
2: Wait where!?!?!
1: Oh fine hold on, I got him.
Blue: Hahaha, my CoD4 Juggernaut is working!
Red1: Wtf! its like he not dieing! *Back smack, back smack*
Blue: You’ll never kill me! I can survive a nuke!
Red2: Oh Shit I’m tiping!!
Red1: Watcg outttttttt
Red 2: OOmhph
Red1: omg get out of there, come on man we got work to do you cant just lie around!
Red 2: Wait I got a really bad itch on my nose, Can you get it?
Red 1 Hold on my hands are full…. *Teabag, Teabag*
The Warthog with it’s new and improved LAGG Gun :)
“Hi, is this the AAA service line? We have a bit of a … situation”
Or…
“Quick, call LifeAlert!” (c wat I did thar?)
Woah, that must of been a really laggy game.
They dont MAC them like they used to?
I remember I got stuck in the river once like that…sooo annoying.
I could just say “derp” when Mr. Turret falls down.
*tinytinytiny voice*
“helllpppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
Ok… my roommate caught this hilarious moment in a game of BTB back in ’07.
The 5-star YouTube rating says it all.
Eaten Alive*:
*Yes, I know he was technically dead – My 420-friendly roommate laughed for an hour about this clever title.
That’s hilarious! Great clip, LOL …
Ever since they cut our budget things like this have been happening
I laughed out loud in the middle of class. Thanks. I needed the smile though, as I’m stuck in College Math II.
They don’t make ‘em like they used to…
Billy Mays approve of Life Alert
I have to admit. I loled my ass off
Haha that must have been so funny XD
I am so totally the guy who rendered this =D
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/nick53182/renderedbyme.jpg
Go me!
That was hilarious. I love the teabag at the end.
” No, really… I see you down here! *teabag* “
Very funny. Someone should make a PSA about the dangers of lag. So many soldiers, games, and connections lost to this dreaded condition.
Clearly the car needs to be serviced the rust on that thing is so bad
Sure those LEGO warthogs are cool and all, but they’re just so dang unreliable!
I can’t imagine any of the testers ran in to this strange issue during their testing process…
Wow. I’m sure you could make Chuck Norris cry by showing him this video. Of laughter of course, but still…
Old Chuck Norris Joke Is Old ^^^^
Old forum joke is old ^^^^
Me trying and failing at being funny is old… =( lol
That’s hilarious!
Awsome. Did you really break your foot today angel?
I did unfortunately. Which makes this title, that I wrote last night, all too ironic.
This still makes me laugh every time.
Oh, and remember that you can get your hands on my proton pack now, lol!