Friday Caption Fun, Round 50
June 12, 2009 119 Comments
While I had a blast playing Grifball last weekend, I’m grateful it’s not the double experience playlist this week as well. I’m a hardcore late-nighter but I can only handle so many sessions of playing until 5:30 am. I have a feeling my sleep habits will only get worse as we enter summer, but I’ll attempt to stay on track. The playing Halo track that is! While I figure out how much gaming I can squeeze in this weekend, let’s recap last week’s captions then we can take a look at a brand new screenshot. Hurray!
- “Objection!” (dragnew)
- “Microsoft surprised its E3 audience when it released this literal screenshot of upcoming game Halo: Reach.” (Tactful)
- “I’m not going to hold my finger out all day… if you’re going to pull it then PULL IT ALREADY!” (Ez8Diaz)
- “He’s been frozen like that ever since we showed him that video of the Pain Olympics…” (Queen 0f Blades)
- “It was you! On the observation deck! With the plasma sword!” (SHAGGYDEATH)
That screenshot certainly sparked some serious creativity! Along with that hilarious image, there were a handful of captions that were simply too lengthy to include. If you are a Pulp Fiction fan (and you remember the penis-filled antics of SNOP DOGG), the last segment of Tactful’s comment is a must read. But enough about last week, on to this week! It’s my opinion that the Spartan in the following image is feeling more than a little guilty, but what is your witty caption for it?
Author: AssistingPower
*Sniff* I really wanted that Recon helmet….*Sniff*
*facepalm*
“Oh jeez not this shit again”
“Stupid green’s I told them it was a bad idea……….. I TOLD THEM! It’s not my fault, it’s not my fault, it’s not my fault………..”
“Hey is that a straw penny down there?”
“Man these killing frenzies are hard work.”
*Facepalm!*
Haha, Dragnew strikes again! Now, a witty caption…
“She told me she was 18.”
97, 98, 99, 100. Coming ready or not!
“facepalm.”
The shame at killing Green Team’s siamese twins got too much for Red, who was later found with the sword in an uncomfortable place…
After activating x10 magnification, Red Spartan learnt that he was in fact missing one of his body organs.
Follow the arrows.
I know I’ll find Waldo somewhere…
OMG, did you really just commit suicide with a sword?
Red finally realised he had a problem when he started sneezing tiny green spartans.
God dammit, I cleared the room and still no Steppn’ Razor! What’s it gonna take, huh?!
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Red facepalmed once he realized that you had to get a Sword Spree on Heretic to get the achievement.
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That’s not guilt, he’s just depressed he got PIt of Joy…again.
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No! I’ve been caught red-handed! Wait…
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They told me “If you strike us down, we will become more powerful than ever before”. I believed them…
No *sniffs* I’m never gonna get out of this game.
Is that someone’s spleen on my shoe?!
W-… What have I done!?
Hey!! Anyone have any Tylenol? I have a killer headache….
Why did my parents have to do it the day I needed help with my sword skills?!?!?!
Now I’m never gonna be the king….
(Sword in the Stone reference)
5, 6, 7, 8 – Fosse Fosse Fosse
I call this pic “Halo Hangover!”
Looks like BS Angel after one of her 5:30 AM Halo romps.
No doubt!
“Guardian has claimed more victims, I told Bungie they should delete this map from matchmaking, but nooooooooo.”
RECON CRUSHER CRUSHS ALL
… uuugh… my head is pounding… what happened last night? AWW NOT AGAIN!
——THE HANGOVER——-
There’s no crying in slayer!!
There can be only one! Whaa! now I am all by myself
Why does everyone think my helmet is so noobish? Why!?
The Red girl experiences severe morning sickness.
Red couldn’t help but show his emotion when he found out Ronaldo was leaving his beloved Manchester United for Real Madrid.
After his teammate got killed, Red got on a killing spree, and finally after he obliterated green, he realized what he had done.
After Green team’s intervention went wrong, Red finally realized what he had been doing…
Captain Picard enters the Spartan II program.
OOPS! I did it Again!
Upon seeing the Chief’s legendary…er…asset, Red 5 entered a severe state of depression.
You have a energy sword…and you’re depressed. Man, you need help…
Energy Swords: Great for killing, better for showing, bad for shaving.
“Alright spartan….keep it together, just breathe, your cool man, you can drive, just be cool man you can make it back to base…..alright I’ll just get in the warthog and turn it on….man are those lines in the road double?….alright spartan focus on the road…..be cool….”
“Yeah, no the vomit in my helmet is definitely worse than the dead guys right now.”
I KNEW we shouldn’t let BS Angel have the rocket Launcher…
Funny cause it’s TRUE!
“*sniff sniff* Oh it IS really me!”
“Ahh! Ahh! Blood in my eyes!”
Not another game of Team Swords…
Oh I CANNOT believe I missed that stick again……..
Hulk smash.
Red Spartan discovers that it’s not easy being Green.
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Feeling left out and alone Red Spartan managed to accurately simulate some of the effects of activating Hidden Skulls.
—–
“Oh God… I’ve become my Mother!”
—–
As Yellow Spartan approached him Red knew he couldn’t hack it.
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Red Spartan realised he had failed yet another job interview.
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It was only after the incident in the restaurant that Red Spartan realised exactly what Green Spartan meant when she fluttered her visor and quietly asked him to “Impale me with your huge weapon…”
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Slowly waking up after a rough night in the frat house, Red Spartan finds his glove glued to his visor and his secret stash of plasma grenades glued to his… Oh… Oh God!
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“What do you want?”
“I want the truth!”
“YOU CANT HANDLE THE BULLTRUTH!”
“Do I really smell that bad?”
I can’t believe the sword has limited ammo…
Is that…? Uh-oh, I think I just stepped on Tucker’s kid…
…At least I have chicken…
damn it Leroy………
“I… I thought I was trimming the hedges! Oh god, what have I done?!”
The horror! The horror!
“God, you two, no warning, on nothing, what did I tell you about putting something on the door knob?!”
Romeo, What’s here? a cup, closed in my true love’s hand?
Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end:
“I has a Recon! :D”
“Nooooooo They stole mah Recon! D:”
Red’s reaction upon discovering that his prize for victory was another round of swords on the same map with the same whiny ten-year-olds.
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Red’s reaction upon learning that Bungie removed the BR from Halo 3: ODST.
“WAIT WAIT I got something in my eye seriously I can’t effin see right now!”
After the Red’s finally triumphed over the Blues, they put all their effort towards conquering the Greens, but it just wasn’t the same.
“I don’t get this comic…”
“It can’t be…it can’t be…I can’t watch anymore…”
“I’m such an idiot….”
– Darth Vader in love –
“I told her not to use it as a sex object.”
Who spit on my visor?
“I smell fear…
… oh wait, that’s me.”
“(heavy breathing) Don’t cry, keep it together. They were trying to kill you, you had to do it. But molesting their corpses with your genitals!!! YOU USED A FUCKING SWORD!!! You’re such a noob….”
I told you not to rush the dude with the shotgun….
or
And Bungie called this Pit of Joy?
“They killed my social life…”
“Crap, I thought you said eviscerate! Not excort!”
“I could see it crawling beneath their skin! I had no choice! (Crazy marine reference)”
“Wait, you mean its called circumsize? Not Castrate?”
“Why?!? Why, Bungie, can’t I get that Steppin’ Razor achievement?!? DAAAAAMMMMNNN YOOOOOUUU!!!!”
“Ok, who vetoed Team BR’s on The Pit?”
“Bartender,I really did it this time”
Don’t tell me you broke your parole just to have a good time? you know better
When I got home, it was 6 a.m., the door was locked so I kicked it in.
Why. Why do we fight? We all are spartans. We’re all humans! *sniff* WHYY!! WHYYYHYHYYHWY!!!
“Who the hell let master chief have the rocket launcher? All the kills he got were betreyals.”
“The red Spartan felt really depressed when his EX-girlfriend joined the party.”
Who thought it would be a good idea to have only swords AND rockets?”
“Dave regreted listening to his girlfriend when she said “Forget the condom, let’s have fun.”
“when Bsangel joined red team, he knew exactly what would happen.”
‘Cos this is THRILLER
Thriller night…
You’re fighting for your life
and then you…
Get down,
Get down,
WHO!
“Why can’t I just wake up in a puddle of piss like all the normal people who black out?”
“Damn suicide pacts.”
*FACEPALM*
Because words alone could not describe how stupid that just was.
oh Hai guys im sorry im late for the part… your all already passed out.. *tear* you started without me?!
that was the third time I died
Never rent a bad game again. Go to gamefly.com
♫Cut my wife into pieces, this is my last divorce♫
What do you mean BS Angel isnt URK?
This is so frustrating! If ODST Steve can dual wield lazors I should be able to duall swords! I Have 1000 GS and security helm!!!
I’m thinking, I’m thinking, I’m…thinking
MOM!!! DAD!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?!!!!
They were so young!
“Shoulda had a V8.”
I hate my job.
I hate it when blood gets on the visor.
“That party last night with the Greens gave me a horrible hangover.”
Alright, for this caption I have decided to do a photoshop. As a message to Hawty, I think that from now on, photoshops should be allowed to be entered as well as captions. I love taking funny pictures and making them more funny by adding a few details, and ever since we were allowed to make photoshops of the pictures of the master chief suit that some group made, there have not been many fun photoshop opportunities on this site. I hope you take this idea into consideration, and here is my entry:
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll111/chris101b/photoshoppic.jpg
Pictures/photoshops are always welcome. :)
“Godamnit Frodo, what did I tell you? What did I tell you? What did I tell you would happen if you put on the ring? You see? You see what happens now? Goddamnit….”
OR
“Don’t worry, no one saw you jump off the edge of the map, just look natural…”
OR
“OMG, DAAAD… I can’t believe you just did that, oh m gee, I’m so embarrassed…”
OR
“MOM, DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!”
That’s all I got.
*sigh* Why do I always get stuck playing against these noobs?
Dang it Jimmy, why did you get Brokeback Mountain? I told you to get Paul Blart Mall Cop.
OMG a staff captain just took out my entire team… a STAFF CAPTAIN?!?… I can’t even show my face in guardian again after this… (covers face)
“Phew, that was a hard battle….wait, that was only Wave 1 of Firefight? FUUUUUUUUU-”
When you try to team kill, make sure you know you’re not red-green colorblind. He wanted to get booted so badly. Oh well.
Red had to stop and catch his breath after taking a direct hit to his Action Sack.
*Walks in on Green team getting busy*
“Oh God! I didn’t see anything, i didn’t see anything!”
MY BUG EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL BUG EYES!
*sniff* i knew we shouldn’t have recreated Pain Olympics!
” I got a overkill but why this crappy game again?”
or
” Nothing turns me on now! Especially after that drunken night out with the Arbiter”
Mancannon velocity test number 99: results: failure. There were no survivors.
lolz at the winning captions for my screenshot.
“Oh god, I cant get the image of the greens playing grab ass with each other out of my head”
Yeah, we know. This week’s screenshot is pretty crappy. Sorry.
Sodomized in Swords AGAIN? Goddamnit.
“Man, please dont tell me I got drunk and had a threesome again with the greens.”
opps. I ment “Man, please dont tell me I got drunk and had a threesome with the greens again.”
Okay kid, I told you I’d win, now can you stop screaming in your mic?
After 12 hours of surgery, DR. Red was unable to seperate the siamese greens…
GOD DAMMIT! Another measly DOUBLE kill with the sword!
“Lunge THEN Cancel! Lunge THEN Cancel!”
Simmons: *sigh* I’ll get the mop.
If a constipated spartan tried to shit in the woods would anybody hear it?
Is this an energy sword which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, Active camouflaged?
Nooooooo!!! I spawn camped him till he left…. I’m such a horrible person!
The New Hunchback of Martyr-Dome was displeased with his new home.
Red laughed at the fused twins on the green team, that is, until he saw his own chest. Or is that a leg?
Regardless of the racist insults hurled at him Red just couldn’t stop laughing at the tinny voice coming from the Green teams mics.
Those morons…
They never pick me…
Red: When did it go wrong? Green: When were you born?
Killjoy: Ugh, I knew it! I tried too hard!
I told him, grenade, br, THEN use the hammer!
I always get stuck with the sword.
Must…not…laugh…
Woah! Hic! That beer shtuff works wondersh!
Hey….guys? Jokes over…
Oh GAWD!
I didn’t mean to!
Yes, I did it!
BLEEECH!
I don’t get it, all they said was hrk!bleh…
Well, it doesn’t seem you need that leg so I’ll attach it here…
SNORT! Woah, I’m seeing spartans….
It’s not easy being green.
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Fight once again with me our strange duel.
My power over you grows stronger fool!
And though you turn from me to glance behind
The Spartan of the Opera is there, inside your mind.
*Red walks in on the greens going at it*
“I can’t UNSEE it now!”
COLOURBLINDISM, AND THE ART OF BETRAYAL.
“Guys, look, if you died that many times trying to get across the map, don’t you think you should just stay put?”
“OH GOD! Hawty’s stealing codpieces now…”
“This isn’t where I parked my car.”
“Tylenols a bust, Advil just doesn’t cut it, and even winning at Halo doesn’t get rid of a migrane… well, time to OD on Aspirin.”
Start of match – “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of HOW AWESOME I AM!!!!!!!!”
End of match – “God how I wish i could tone down the AWESOME!”
HAAAAAAX!