Fan Mailbag: Massage Me
June 9, 2009 46 Comments
Massage you? For a fucking 40? I know I’m easy but seriously, I do have some
standards. Get me a 50 and then we’ll talk about your happy ending. kthxbai.
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How does one “bost”?
LOL. What a failure. He can’t have MLG gamer pics if he cant get you up to a 50.
Hopefully he’s not “bosting” in Halo 3: Spelling Bee.
Are there any alternate pronunciations? What are its origins? Can you use it in a sentence please?
Only one pronunciation: codpiece
Origin: from Greek “masterus” and the latin “chiefis”
Sentence: Angel wishes her face could be eternally inside MC’s codpiece.
LOL, … you win!
MLG = Massage Loser’s Genitals.
Throw in some sensual massage oils and I’ll consider it …
peoples bad speling is the greatest way to laugh at people these days
Oh and BS Angel i’ll get you 50 for a massage
I think I’m going to start all of my XBL correspondences with “hey guy” from now on.
I didn’t even have the heart to tell him I wasn’t a guy. I thought it may affect my chances for getting said massage.
You know, if I imagine the sender as a woman, this gets a lot more interesting.
Interesting thought. I would bargain down to a 37 if that were the case.
If that were the case I think your blog readers would start up a collection just to make sure it happened. ;)
They better be able to fund my subsequent divorce as well!
Details, details.
Don’t tell him your gender, it would make it more likely you’d get messages in the future, for he would tell all his 1337-ass friends.
OMG I FOUND A GIRL ON XBOX LIVE!
NO WAY!
WAY!
DUDE!
Whenever somebody calls something an [adjective] -ass [noun], I mentally move the hyphen one word to the right. ..”he would tell all is l33t ass-friends.”
HAHAHAHA FAIL! How could you possibly write that bad?! I mean come on, you have to type in the letters one by one!
Well, unless this failure has a messenger pad or something, but this still sets a new low. :S
Back to Viva Pinata for you! :D
Someone, somewhere is crying silently over this atrocious breach, nay, murder of the queen’s english.
*sobs soundlessly*
Also, ‘Queen’s', while grammatically correct, should be capitalised. It is a member of the royal family that you are talking about, after all.. =P
Hooray for spelling errors. Gives me something to talk about, anyway…
Gah; I realized that after I posed the comment. Ah well.
ROFL XD
I lol’d so hard streight away.
You gotta love peoples bad spelling sometimes.
You did that on purpose didnt you?
yeh, now lol at it.
Bbb
Bosting…..that makes me laugh out LOL
What is this post about?
Tell me his gamertag!
SonofMacPhisto sent you a message.
‘Hey guy u massages 4 bosting? lol message me xoxoxo!!11!!11one!’
(I swear to the deity of your choice I’ll do it.)
This guy is fail, probably just trying to steal your recon.
Apparently this guy is only good enough at Halo 3 to boost to a 40.
It’s not good enough to boost to a 50 or even a 45 LOL
The day they came out with MGL gamerpictures signaled the downward spiral of Xbox Live “society”, where anyone who a) has MLG in their gamertag and/or b) has an MLG gamerpicture automatically thinks they’re halfway decent at Halo and makes them worthy of “bosting” other people.
I’m gonna mail that kid a fucking dictionary and write his name next to “failure.” After underlining and dog-earring the pages with “boost”, “message,” and “female.”
On a more positive note, he did use “you” instead of “u.” I’m impressed. Barely.
You my friend have just summed up my opinion of MLG. Illiterate idiots
But you did it in two words :-)
hey guy
I have no clue whatsoever on what everyone’s talking about.
i’m with you, totally confused…..
No mention of a Happy Ending? BOST TO THE FOUR ZERO, BICHES is now a meme.
LOL, I am so going to start using that. BOST TO THE FOUR ZERO BICHES!
BOSTIN’ IN BOSTON LOLOLOL
“I will you bost”
Incredible.
This is why I auto-delete any message that has an MLG gamer icon next to it. 95% of the messages are like this, or worse.
fhree massge fur evaryon!
Yet another epic failure in internet grammar and spelling…
In fact, that was so bad, I’m wondering whether or not he was phishing.
On a side note: bs angel = Bost Spurning Angel? We report, you decide.
I should probably expand on that before I look like I’ve made a terrible non-sequitur.
What I should have said was “he’s using the bad grammar to provoke a response” and hoping that response would reveal some personal info to him. Probably smart of you to withhold the fact that you lack man-parts. :D
Who knows, maybe he really is that stupid.
So there still are halo players that DON’T know BS?!?!
And asking for a bost when the player you want to bost has recon… come on…
LOL FAIL
Not only does he not know how to spell, he isn’t even GOOD at Halo!