This Rocket Launcher Shoots Music

homemade rocket launcher

If you still have your prized collection of beta tapes, you know exactly what your brain looks like on drugs, and your thumb is still sore from holding down the joystick during Enduro Racer marathon sessions, clearly you’re a child of the 80s. If the one thing you did manage to part with was the bad ass boom box that used to be a permanent accessory adorning your shoulder, then you’ll be happy to see its Halo-themed successor. This homemade rocket launcher, which houses computer speakers in the barrels, has a MP3 hookup allowing horribly obnoxious music to be your ammunition of choice. Whatever you do, just don’t fire ‘Blow Me Away’ anywhere near me. Or any other shitty song that typically accompanies an equally shitty montage. Those suckers will make my head explode with a single shot.

14 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by D taktics on June 2, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    I’m going to use Blow me Away purposely in my montage now. JK JK.

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  2. Posted by soulofaqua on June 2, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    I liked Blow me Away…. ._.

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  3. Posted by GeneralCupcakes on June 2, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Blow me Away is my head-banging song.

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  4. Posted by Whaappened on June 2, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    I thought Angel liked blowing people away, if you know what I mean.

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  5. I want to see a montage that uses Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, just for sheer WTF-ery.

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    • Posted by Crazyeye0 on June 3, 2009 at 7:47 am

      I want to see one set to either
      “do the Hustle”
      or that “What is love” song.

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      • Posted by Gilver on June 3, 2009 at 9:52 am

        Haddaway “What is love”

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsCXZczTQXo

        Hey, bs angel…this is for you ;)

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZuvvKkHsQ8

        ….lol…Just messing…Nothing but love for ya!!

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        • Posted by bs angel on June 3, 2009 at 11:00 am

          AAAHHH, that’s worse than a rick roll!

        • Posted by Sarge Tomzilla on June 3, 2009 at 7:54 pm

          @bs angel

          It’s Breaking Benjamin’s newest hit, Roll Me Away

  6. Posted by gbair on June 3, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    if only it could do this…

    lmao

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    • Posted by gbair on June 3, 2009 at 6:47 pm

      *sadface*…no image

      http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1282/532733828_67a01b5f2e.jpg

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  7. Posted by Admiral Madden on June 3, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Oh My God! that old guy with the “SPNKR BoomBox” blew my mind… literally, that bigass explosion, 100% mind over matter!

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  8. - Super effective -

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  9. “Weapon of Choice” by Fatboy Slim seems appropriate.

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