The Katonian Press: Peggle Institute in a Frenzy Over Substance Abuse Scandal

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Peggle Institute in a Frenzy Over Substance Abuse Scandal

Seattle, WA – Allegations of substance abuse echo through the hallowed halls of The Peggle Institute, the Nation’s foremost academy devoted to the Peggle arts, as a former employee prepares to publish a tell-all book.  But the target of these allegations might surprise you.  It isn’t the students who are getting high, says the whistle-blower, it’s the faculty.

“Listen, anybody who has been around The Institute knows that the Masters aren’t as squeaky clean as they appear to be.  I’m just the first person brave enough to step forward and tell what I know.” Peggle Masters, as they are called, are world-renowned experts in their field, and the Institute’s faculty is comprised of some of the most brilliant Peggle minds on the planet.

Hungry Hippo, former faculty member and Peggle Master, says his new book will expose the dark secrets behind the illustrious center for learning. In “Behind the Orange Curtain:  My Life in the Cult of Peggle,” Hippo catalogs the excesses he supposedly witnessed during his time there and specifically outs a number of prominent individuals.

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