Friday Limerick Fun

Those of you that get the shakes when we forgo the typical Friday Caption Fun festivities, please sit down because I’m about to rock your world. Instead of our regularly scheduled screenshot shenanigans, today we will be flexing our often neglected poetry muscles. That’s right, limericks are replacing captions for the flavor of the day. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a humorous Halo-themed limerick. Let the following five-line poems, penned by the always hilarious Kato Katonian, serve as your inspiration. Read, laugh, then write your own. And as with all our community activities, worthy creations will be pulled up into the main article for all to enjoy. Off we go!

Master Chief had caused quite a ripple,
And the Covenant forces had been crippled,
Said one grunt to another
While they hid under cover,
“Well, at least we still have our food nipple!”

There once was a Spartan named John
Over whom bs angel did fawn,
But with God as my witness
Her only real interest
Was the size of his armor-clad schlong.

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