May 28, 2009 24 Comments
IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
Author: WeeeTard
May 28, 2009 34 Comments
Grifball and I have a love/hate relationship. On one hand, it’s an activity that involves getting pounded all night long. On the other, it’s not exactly the best gametype to indulge in when you already have a disposition to betray. That’s why when I received an invitation from the crew at Rooster Teeth to play in the inaugural game on their new Sandbox Grifball court, I hesitated ever so slightly before accepting. Not wanting to miss out on a fun opportunity, I opted to go while promising myself that I would show massive amounts of uncharacteristic restraint and attempt to spare the lives of my teammates as much as possible. Turns out it wasn’t really all that possible.
Before detailing my very long list of betrayals, I wanted to offer my thoughts on the new official court. As I’m known for being Grifball’s #1 fan and also for having mastered the extremely difficult art of Forge, I was able to make some very valuable observations about this particular playing arena. There were three main things that really jumped out at me – the unique spawn system makes spawn camping near impossible, the well thought out placement of the weapons could not be more perfect, and the geomerging is simply beyond flawless. After taking my poor performance into account however, my expert opinion is that this sucker is broke. Fix your shit Rooster Teeth! So now that I’m done talking out of my ass, off we go to a screenshot diary reflecting my undying love for my teammates, the majority of whom I banged repeatedly throughout the entirety of the evening. And for the record, these aren’t the only betrayals I got that night. I just got tired of taking so many damn screenshots.
May 27, 2009 13 Comments
As the highly anticipated release of the upcoming stand-alone expansion to Halo 3 crawls ever so closer, our not so steady stream of information has slowly trickled down to nothing. A company known for tantalizing teasers and building anticipation to near unbelievable levels has been uncharacteristically quiet about their project formerly known as Halo 3: Recon. More than likely that means they have something up their sleeve for the near future, but until then The Duo Group is here to whet your insatiable thirst for all things related to the preparation of dropping. Dubbed the “Thunder From Above” Teaser, this fan-created Halo 3: ODST trailer does not disappoint. Push play and then change your pants already. Because sitting for an extended length of time in that steaming pile of poo is just gross.
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