IH3SotW: Best Job Ever
May 28, 2009 24 Comments
IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
Author: WeeeTard
Nice use of empty energy sword.
TWSS
Oooh shiny!!!
I can come up with a caption for this
“The Elite didn’t realize that Spartans with Mjolnir armour can’t be gentle”
And then he remembered he didn’t care as most Elites prefer it rough anyways. BOOYA!
K.Y. Phosphorescent – When you want to make your own light show.
Maybe that’s where the light show got his gamertag from. Hhhmmm, …
Oh snap.
The Chief never dreamed his Open University degree in Sangheili gynaecology would one day come in handy.
“It’s no use Cortana, I can’t get his weapon to engage!”
Many humans joke about the phallic nature of human weapons. Elites are no different.
are u gonna just sing into the thing or get to work?
I’d do better. Hey Chief use your tongue!
Without that visor there’s be tears at the happy ending!
“…there’s be tears…”??? Evidently my use of the English language has totally fallen over this morning :(
I thought maybe you were doing a pirate impression. Thar be tears! ;)
So it also works as a microphone? Hold on a sec.. I kissed a girl and!..
New from RONCO: It’s an energy sword and a vibrator! Two tools in one. It slices, it dices, and still brings orgasms with ease. Act now and we’ll throw in the Shamwow for clean up afterwards for FREE!!! Operators are standing by…
For best results please only use one function at a time, a vibrating handle won’t cut armour very well, and chopping off a Spartans ‘magnum’ is not a wise idea.
Guess we now know why the Chief prefers to wear his helmet into “battle”.
WORT WORT WORT!
I think the elite is trying to give him a high five [four?], but the Chief is singularly focused on the task at hand. <= see what I did there?
Oh damn, thats hot. -smacked-
O_o