Xbox Live, The Best Dating Service Ever!

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44 Responses to Xbox Live, The Best Dating Service Ever!

  1. Andy says:

    Pretty much, yeah.

  2. Kato says:

    “Man you suck at Halo… so, do you have a boyfriend?”

    • bs angel says:

      How did you know the most popular pick-up line I hear when playing?!

      • SonofMacPhisto says:

        I always love your answer, it never gets old.

        ‘bs angel sniped xXmLgHax0rL0Lxx’

      • Kato says:

        There’s also the more risque alternate: “Do you suck this much in real life?”

    • triptup says:

      what about “can i stick you?”

      • bs angel says:

        That’s the one I use. Usually on my teammates.

        • triptup says:

          i here u don’t normally ask ;-P

        • soulofaqua says:

          your teammates are lucky that there isn’t a lethal squirt gun in Halo. ;)

    • skye says:

      lol ive actully heard that 1 b4 im a girl who loves halo 3 but ppl always act different when they find out im a 15 yr old girl from australia playin halo there like girls cant play halo only boys can it pisses me off

      • Mast3r of 1ag says:

        Skye, I want you to know that I am a guy of the age of 14 and I want you to know that Im here for you ((besides austrailia rocks and I live in Ireland)) and most of my friends that are girls play halo and they can still kick my butt so hey everyone girls can play halo, and skye feel free to message me on xbox live, gamertag: mast3r of 1ag

        • Poopie McGhee says:

          hitting on her subtly? hahaha

  3. DethPwn says:

    So true…

  4. Qix says:

    Funny cause its true.

  5. The N! says:

    Haha! Showed this to my ‘casual’ gamer friends, they love it. Same here. It’s funny to watch it happen between two other people, and then they find out they are of the same gender! XD

  6. Tortacular says:

    I just get bs angel to pick up chicks for me.

    • bs angel says:

      I’m the best wingman ever!

      • BS ANGEL FTG

      • Kato says:

        You are STILL DANGEROUS! … But you can be my wingman anytime.

  7. SonofMacPhisto says:

    SonofMacPhisto: All the friggin’ time, regardless of life situation.

    • MGH1138 says:

      I’m with you. I feel compelled to flirt with girls that are waaaay out of my league.

  8. Lol :)

    I remember the first time I logged into ‘Home’ on the PS3. Within 5 minutes I was called a c*nt and also witnessed 15 horny guys hanging around the only female avatar in the room. Haven’t logged back in since :)

  9. SickNdehed says:

    Ha! That’s awesome. Completely true and totally hilarious.

  10. Leeumm says:

    Way too true. Lol.

  11. O0PSiEDAiSY says:

    LOL :)

    It gets old!

  12. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    I actually made my best friend over Xbox Live. She just happens to have lady parts.

  13. GeneralCupcakes says:

    I met a girl over UNO, then we started playing CoD4.

    • HellCat says:

      dude 1 in 1000000000000000000. I personally treat my xbox live girl friends nicely and normally but when i hear other guys talk to them like they are an object and that they think they can get the chick i yell at them.

      Gaming nerds are pathetic. But i’m the evolved form, a social gaming nerd. They can get girlfriends outside gaming and don’t talk crap to other girls on internetz or live

    • soulofaqua says:

      I met a girl over UNO… she wanted to have webcam sex.

      • HellCat says:

        pics or it didn’t happen

        • soulofaqua says:

          I’m not going to have webcam sex with a random slut on xbox live.

        • Mike says:

          it could have been bs angel on her second account that only i know about. You missed out

  14. PikminGod says:

    I hit on chicks in games by tea bagging them…it hasn’t worked yet, but i keep my hopes up….now if i could just stop getting arrested every time i do the same thing at the bar…

    • soulofaqua says:

      That’s because they aren’t dead yet when you do it at the bar…. or knocked out.

  15. C.x says:

    Happens all the time…
    As soon as a guy has seen my gamertag, messages boms begin… -.- *sigh*

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      sex nao plz lol?

      …just kidding. :)

      • bs angel says:

        Don’t lie, you aren’t kidding!

        • SonofMacPhisto says:

          *rolls eyes* Yeah, probably not.

  16. setters says:

    hmph – never happens to me…..

    i think it’s because i sound like a teenage boy ;)

    • pancho says:

      i think that’s pretty cool.
      just me? no? oh well.

    • Lincoln says:

      Girls who sound like teenage boys > Boys who sound like preteen girls

      =)

  17. Mike says:

    i have some girl gamers on my friends list and i always here these two questions:
    Are you a girl?
    Are you hot?

  18. wrecnkgball says:

    Yes girls play xbox live. There are two types of girls who play xbox live, 1 being the girls who just play because they like video games and could care less about the guys who try to hit on them , and 2, the girls who simply play xbox for attention, these girls are the ones who ruin the whole xbox live thing, They are always in parties with 6 other guys, they make up lies and wont show you pictures because they are either obese or just plain ugly with upper lip hair leading these guys to belive they are hot. Type 2 are usually emo types and if when you start to become good friends with them they will ask you for your number and call you and most likely leading to phone sex because they cant get anything in real life. Type 2 xbox girls are mainly sluts and want you to fall in love with them they will be your best friend until your not online one day and then all of sudden they have a new best friend to have phone sex with turning their back on you. My advice. Stay away from all girls on xbox live. As in real life 99% percent of girls lie, decieve manipulate and cheat and xbox live is no diffrent. take it from me because this has happend to me before. Add me on xbox live. wreckngball. STAY AWAY FROM XBOX GIRLS THEY CAN NOT BE TRUSTED!.

  19. vance44 says:

    looking for more friends to play xbox live with i dont know anyone that gets on anymore

    id like to find a nice girl to play game with … i’ve always wanted to date a girl that would play video games with me rather the bitch about me playing them

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