Are you actively attempting to improve your less than impressive basketball skills? Try the Dunk, a shoe made by Nike that is supposed to assist with pivoting and blocking while on the court. Looking to up your gaming cred too? Then kill two birds with one stone with this Xbox-themed custom pair of sneakers. Beginning with Dunks as the base and morphing into a fanboy’s dream, there is an Xbox logo with embedded fiber optic wiring built into the patent leather backing of each shoe. The lighting, which can be turned to either strobe or constant, is accessed through the tongue. If you find yourself drooling over the plethora of lime green accents, these one of a kind shoes can be yours for just $2,500. Things like this totally turn me on but unfortunately I’m not willing to show you a picture of that. You can see the shoes turned on though after the break so get to jumping already! Unless you’re white of course because then, from what I’ve heard about that, you’re just shit out of luck.
Posted by bs angel on May 11, 2009 at 1:21 am
:insert mandatory RRoD joke here:
I just ruined all of your comments, didn’t I?! Muhahahahahaha!
PS: FIRST!
Posted by PurpleSteve on May 11, 2009 at 1:51 am
I could run red rings around you with them on, HA I got a joke in!
Posted by soulofaqua on May 11, 2009 at 3:23 am
Pardon me mom? It’s an Xbox Original. That didn’t RRoD. It just cooks your feet so when they start to smell yummy instead of sweaty… I’d suggest to go to the hospital or to cannibals
Posted by bs angel on May 11, 2009 at 10:27 am
Damn it, foiled again!
Posted by danieljc2008 on October 27, 2009 at 2:11 pm
aw angel you jerk.
:) just playin
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on May 11, 2009 at 2:25 am
Well. That’s sad and cool at the same time. I think I’ll stick to doodling on blank Converses though. Because you know, that DOESN’T cost $2,500.
Posted by ScottyBob on May 11, 2009 at 3:21 am
YES!! That’s wat I do too!!
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on May 11, 2009 at 12:10 pm
OMFG NO WAI.
Posted by Zwooosh on May 11, 2009 at 4:22 am
Why pay money for shoes if you could buy 12 xbox 360’s….
and RRoD also glows in the dark :D
Posted by HellCat on May 11, 2009 at 11:37 am
Exactly i need a new one anyways. Plus i never liked the green which is why i got the projectgotham racing Xbox (transparent silver) but is also ironic because my 360 is green
And those shoes just aren’t my type
Posted by Bill on May 15, 2009 at 8:14 pm
If you had 12 xBox 360’s you could hook up a network and charge people to come play. Then you could get new shoes AND rake in the cash. HA hah! That would be totally awesome~!
Posted by Ez8Diaz on May 11, 2009 at 9:41 am
man I’d skate those shoes till i got the RROD
Posted by LordOsiris on May 11, 2009 at 11:35 am
do want…for 2500 bucks cheaper.
Posted by VoltRabbit on May 11, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Can I get that in a tactical boot style?
Posted by nixproto on May 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm
if a send you a Snoop Dogg picture, will you buy these for me?! I promise not to disappoint! ;)
Posted by bs angel on May 12, 2009 at 2:00 am
I’d buy the sneakers, but only to beat you over the head with them!
Posted by T-eazybaby on May 16, 2009 at 7:20 pm
NIKE/X-BOX CAN KISS MY ASS!!! NOBODY IN THERE RIGHT MIND WILL PAY $2,500 FOR SHOES, UNLESS THEY ARE RICH.