The $2,500 Pair of Xbox Shoes
May 11, 2009 17 Comments
Are you actively attempting to improve your less than impressive basketball skills? Try the Dunk, a shoe made by Nike that is supposed to assist with pivoting and blocking while on the court. Looking to up your gaming cred too? Then kill two birds with one stone with this Xbox-themed custom pair of sneakers. Beginning with Dunks as the base and morphing into a fanboy’s dream, there is an Xbox logo with embedded fiber optic wiring built into the patent leather backing of each shoe. The lighting, which can be turned to either strobe or constant, is accessed through the tongue. If you find yourself drooling over the plethora of lime green accents, these one of a kind shoes can be yours for just $2,500. Things like this totally turn me on but unfortunately I’m not willing to show you a picture of that. You can see the shoes turned on though after the break so get to jumping already! Unless you’re white of course because then, from what I’ve heard about that, you’re just shit out of luck.
:insert mandatory RRoD joke here:
I just ruined all of your comments, didn’t I?! Muhahahahahaha!
PS: FIRST!
I could run red rings around you with them on, HA I got a joke in!
Pardon me mom? It’s an Xbox Original. That didn’t RRoD. It just cooks your feet so when they start to smell yummy instead of sweaty… I’d suggest to go to the hospital or to cannibals
Damn it, foiled again!
aw angel you jerk.
:) just playin
Well. That’s sad and cool at the same time. I think I’ll stick to doodling on blank Converses though. Because you know, that DOESN’T cost $2,500.
YES!! That’s wat I do too!!
OMFG NO WAI.
Why pay money for shoes if you could buy 12 xbox 360′s….
and RRoD also glows in the dark :D
Exactly i need a new one anyways. Plus i never liked the green which is why i got the projectgotham racing Xbox (transparent silver) but is also ironic because my 360 is green
And those shoes just aren’t my type
If you had 12 xBox 360′s you could hook up a network and charge people to come play. Then you could get new shoes AND rake in the cash. HA hah! That would be totally awesome~!
man I’d skate those shoes till i got the RROD
do want…for 2500 bucks cheaper.
Can I get that in a tactical boot style?
if a send you a Snoop Dogg picture, will you buy these for me?! I promise not to disappoint! ;)
I’d buy the sneakers, but only to beat you over the head with them!
NIKE/X-BOX CAN KISS MY ASS!!! NOBODY IN THERE RIGHT MIND WILL PAY $2,500 FOR SHOES, UNLESS THEY ARE RICH.