Chicks dig bad ass Spartan supersoldiers. Just ask anybody who has ever cosplayed as Master Chief. The following is an image collection of particularly attractive females who happily give Master Chief the respect and adoration he deserves. Think of it like Hot Chicks with Douchebags, except Master Chief is not a douchebag. Well, most of the time anyways.
He wears a helmet so you can’t see where he’s looking. Hint: down and to the right
One of them isn’t wearing clothes underneath. Not the one you were hoping either.
He’s scared! Of her nasty ass purse.
It’s a miracle his left thumbstick hasn’t broke yet.
His princess is never in another castle. Cause she’s always in the bedroom, boo-yah!
I know where her left hand is. Do you?
She’s just trying to point out where you should be looking.
Yeah, I think your mom is hot. Got a problem with that?
Posted by TofuDragon7 on May 3, 2009 at 2:22 am
Oh noes Chief is teabagging Kenshin!!!!
Oro!
Posted by Visitor at home on May 3, 2009 at 2:23 am
Wow.
why do the guys in armor get the women?
Posted by Mizzy on May 3, 2009 at 5:27 am
Suit contains BO, and has bsangel has constantly pointed out, MC has the power to maintain that floaty codpiece.
Posted by CrazyKinux on May 3, 2009 at 2:46 am
Note to self: get a Master Chief costume for next Halloween.
Posted by Crazeye0 on May 3, 2009 at 2:58 am
Note to self: get a better master chief costume than CrazyKinux
Maybe Pimp Chieftan?
lol.
Posted by dickbutt on May 3, 2009 at 3:15 am
Note to self: Get best master chief costume ever, master crouching/teabagging motion.
Posted by PurpleSteve on May 3, 2009 at 3:21 am
The last caption is awesome! I would let Master Chief hit my mum, no doubt.
Posted by soulofaqua on May 3, 2009 at 6:03 am
I would let Master Chief hit my mum, film it and sell it to all of you. :3
Posted by bs angel on May 3, 2009 at 11:36 am
I’d buy it!
Posted by goregasm on May 3, 2009 at 8:36 pm
i’d buy it and invite all my friends over. thats right. you just got one-upped.
Posted by Leeumm on May 3, 2009 at 4:16 am
Pfft, Super Spartan my ass. Now we really know why he won’t take his armor off. ;)
Posted by Zwooosh on May 3, 2009 at 4:19 am
haha nice captions :P
Posted by Queen 0f Blades on May 3, 2009 at 4:23 am
Lol. XD
Posted by SoLIDHiTTmAn on May 3, 2009 at 4:31 am
HOLY SHIT IS THAT MY SISTER IN THE 3RD ONE!?!!? Not the ugly one, the dirty blonde headed girl to the left!!!
Posted by Nick on May 3, 2009 at 5:27 am
Love the captions. :) Hilarious!
Posted by DethPwn on May 3, 2009 at 5:39 am
The sad part is the best armor is with the least hot chick. … You figure it out.
Posted by CdawgOwnd on May 3, 2009 at 6:05 am
I would just die if I got to go to a halo convention with the master chief and get a picture with him. That would be a great day and it would probably be better than getting pictures with famous movie stars and singers. haha.
Posted by bs angel on May 3, 2009 at 11:37 am
I was stoked when I got my picture taken with Master Chief! It’s only happened once and I was so darn excited, lol …
Posted by Rhamsey on May 3, 2009 at 7:01 am
ok, im making a master chief outfit now. whose with me?
Posted by Rhamsey on May 3, 2009 at 7:02 am
oh, and now peach is with master chief? she really is a whore.
Posted by Ragingterror on May 3, 2009 at 7:33 am
He wears a helmet so you can’t see where he’s looking.
Back and to the left… Back and to the left… Back… and to the left. ;)
Posted by HaloZ on May 3, 2009 at 9:47 am
lol, nice. I need a master chief costume next year.
Posted by HellCat on May 3, 2009 at 11:02 am
There was one guy with recon at a convention that i went to last year and that guy was getting so much attention.
masterchief may get hot chicks but then he has to deal with the women’s best friend and they’re usually ugly. The photos say it all
Posted by SickNdehed on May 3, 2009 at 11:07 am
Man, I didn’t know Master Chief had a different outfit for every day of the week! No but seriously. It’s interesting to note the subtle differences in his armor. http://www.flickr.com/photos/amatchmadeinhalo/3332384852/
Posted by CanDidTin on May 3, 2009 at 4:40 pm
In the first pic it looks like MC is holding a Lancer from GoW
Posted by JLay on May 4, 2009 at 6:06 am
I noticed the cross game weaponery as well. And this is for BSAngel, why is there a white codpiece ghost over the vital area?
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I spy a Marth cosplay.
Posted by COL0NEL SANDERS on May 3, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Lol
:D
Good stuff.
Posted by Ez8Diaz on May 5, 2009 at 7:39 pm
you should get master chief posing with beer! that would totally make me drool :]
Posted by Peter on May 6, 2009 at 1:29 am
That’s me with the street signs in Waikiki. My costume still needs a lot of work, but I had a ton of fun.
Thanks for posting my pic.
Peter