Red Faction: Guerrilla Demo Code Giveaway

Red Faction: Guerrilla

The demo for Red Faction: Guerrilla, a third-person shooter video game expected to hit retail shelves in early June, will be released to the general masses tomorrow. If you’d like to check it out tonight before the douchebags of the gaming world take it over, send me a text message over Xbox Live and I’ll give you an early access code. You must actually be online (not messaging me through Xbox.com) to be eligible and the codes will be given away on a first come, first serve basis. Good luck!

UPDATE: All done! I hope those of you that got the early codes enjoyed them. The rest of you can stop messaging me now. Seriously, stop sending me messages. I’m not kidding. No more. NO MORE!

Pimp My Warthog

I’m pretty sure if there was an opportunity to buy a real life warthog, very few of us would bat an eye at selling our soul, or our firstborn, to acquire the funds needed to make that purchase. If for some strange reason you found yourself on the fence about that decision though, this commercial style machinima would definitely make the internal debate just a little bit easier. Personally, I’m waiting for heated leather seats, Cortana-guided GPS, and a pimpin’ car speaker system installed directly under my seat for maximum vibration purposes. You can go with this one though if you’d like.

The Most Caressable Case Ever

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While I have seen some absolutely delicious handheld console cases, this is the first one that has actually made my mouth water. This handmade cozy, which was crafted to fit a Nintendo DS Lite, features a pair of the most delectable desserts imaginable. Round, perky, and awaiting a hungry mouth, utilizing this luscious gaming accessory is sure to give you frequent cravings for something unbelievably sweet. Wait a second, those are bewbs? I totally thought they were sundaes with cherries on top. Oh well, still pretty cool I guess. More pictures of the tig ol’ bitties after the jump.

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Zero Punctuation: Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X.

Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X.

Google Suggests Master Chief is a Pretty Cool Guy

Google, in its neverending quest to be the best web search engine the internet has to offer, enjoys anticipating your each and every browsing need. One of the ways it does this is by making suggestions of relevant search terms the instant you begin typing in the inquiry box. Utilizing data from the relative popularity of common searches, its predictions of what you will type next are nothing if not entertaining. Google has already suggested that Gears of War 2 is a terrible piece of laggy garbage, but what does it think of the two main characters from Halo? Perhaps, at least as it pertains to Cortana, you will discover that the two of you have more in common than you initially thought. Unless you were going to type in something about nudity of course. Then the only person you have something in common with is me.

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