Friday Caption Fun, Round 44

If you enjoy the occasional zombie fix, you will be tickled pink to hear that this weekend’s double experience playlist of choice is Living Dead. Speaking of which, did you hear zombies recently changed their diet? They’re now eating graaains. Get it? Graaains? Like braaains? Oh man, I totally crack myself up! Let’s see if last week’s entertaining responses make you laugh as hard as I just did and then we can take a look at a brand new picture.

• “Everyone’s out so the Chief decides to look for his ’special’ magazines and have some quality alone time. The friction is already causing his crotch plate to glow.” (Don A K Bab )
• “Only a truly luxurious seat is suitable for the beholder of the index, the saviour of humanity, the avenger of the forerunners… The Recliner!” (Tactful)
• “Chief vowed never to let Cortana go after he found her all those years ago. Today, he lost her once again. Guess where.” (retinence)
• “The Halo 3 launch party was a rousing success until MC decided to it was time to show everyone his ‘M6D.’”(woodytondorf)
• “The Chief’s reaction when he first saw Cortana was…unexpected. Fortunately, since every other male in existence had reacted the exact same way, Cortana had learned to not let it bother her.” (Cailus)
• “Wake me, when you need me.” (Squirrelsaurus)
• “After a night of partying and drinking, the Chief wakes up to the not-so-pleasant surprise of a brand new codpiece piercing.” (Queen 0f Blades)

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