Look, There’s Perfect Dark Zero!
April 27, 2009 10 Comments
April 27, 2009 220 Comments
If you’ve been with the Halo trilogy since the beginning, selecting the best multiplayer maps is a lot like saying whom out of all your children is your absolute favorite. Or whom you would save between you and your spouse if only one of you could survive the impending zombie apocalypse. Or whom you would vote for if both Master Chief and the Arbiter were running for president. That’s right, it’s damn easy. Here are what I have deemed the all-time top ten multiplayer maps from the Halo series. Remember, this list represents a single opinion and a single opinion only. It just so happens that this opinion is right. Off we go!





Warlock, a remake of Halo: CE’s Wizard, is a dark, smaller arena that includes four bases, each with a corresponding teleporter. Super bouncers be damned, the action on this dungeon-esque map is often frenzied, frantic, and all sorts of shotgun in your face awesome.
April 26, 2009 23 Comments
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Castle Crashers, a dream game for those that enjoy nothing but hot button mashing action, has a plethora of adorable little pets to choose from that faithfully shadow your every move. Performing various helpful tasks while you are busy finishing the fight, the last thing you would want to do with these adorable little ball-shaped animals is eat them. Except if you were confronted with their edible versions that is. AnnaTheRed, who has crafted numerous amazing video game-themed bentos, has made an entire Japanese meal out of just those little animal orbs. One of these days I will learn the art of bento and craft an entire codpiece made solely of meat, wrapped in seaweed, and gently laid upon a bed of black sesame seed-speckled rice. Until then, I will have to continue ogling Anna’s gorgeous creations.

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