Pimp My Warthog

I’m pretty sure if there was an opportunity to buy a real life warthog, very few of us would bat an eye at selling our soul, or our firstborn, to acquire the funds needed to make that purchase. If for some strange reason you found yourself on the fence about that decision though, this commercial style machinima would definitely make the internal debate just a little bit easier. Personally, I’m waiting for heated leather seats, Cortana-guided GPS, and a pimpin’ car speaker system installed directly under my seat for maximum vibration purposes. You can go with this one though if you’d like.

13 Responses to Pimp My Warthog

  1. dragnew says:

    This makes me want to go run down some grunts. I’ll be back in about 20 minutes. Actually, make that 40 minutes. I wonder how many I can get…

  2. Lincoln says:

    Does it get good gas mileage?

  3. COL0NEL SANDERS says:

    ‘Twas great.
    :D

  4. Meh. Still no option for the Warthog driver to operate the turret/chaingun if nobody is manning it. Is that too much to ask? Even if it just shot straight, like the Hornet. Maybe I need to wait for the luxury model…

    • bs angel says:

      That’s what I’m for. I’ll be your gunner!

      • elpolloguapo says:

        I’m sure you’d figure out some way of depressing the barrel enough to shoot the driver. :P

        • bs angel says:

          Don’t tease me like that! I’ve always wished you could do that.

  5. elpolloguapo says:

    A wee bit of win from HBO to accompany this:
    http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=923377

  6. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    I’ll stick with my mongoose, thank you very much.

  7. CanDidTin says:

    I would sell my family for one. No jokes.

  8. Firestream says:

    Great find. That’s an awesome video.

  9. G$ says:

    This was very nicely done. and LoL @ .34 where he runs down that guy in rats nest.

  10. DethPwn says:

    Watta bout Pete Cooper? Lucky sum gun got his own real-life hog! Then again, that’s for Operation Chastity, but nevertheless!

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