Life Lessons Courtesy of Mario

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20 Responses to Life Lessons Courtesy of Mario

  1. GeneralCupcakes says:

    need more power.

  2. MiWiCo says:

    Thank you Mario. Once again you have proved I would be lost without you. =D

  3. DethPwn says:

    Nice!

  4. Mike says:

    … then you get divored and the woman gets half of your money & power …

  5. mysterioso2006 says:

    Amen

  6. SonofMacPhisto says:

    Well, this is all assuming you find the right castle.

    • Mondo Titan says:

      isnt that the truth. while Mario might get the money and the power, it seems that his woman is never in arms reach. just shows that all the money and power in the mushroom kingdom cant keep the bad guys from taking Her hostage.

  7. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    Back in the day you got the women first then the money and power!
    Drawback is they were arranged and neither party was guaranteed that the other would be good looking!

  8. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    First you get the Blo-ding!
    Then you get the Doo-doo-doo do doo-doo do do-do-do.
    Then you get the Dun-dun-dunna-na na, dun-dun-dunna-na na, dun-dun-dunna-na na, na na na naaaaa!

    -is shot for making the worst wisecrack in human history-

    • Chewbeccawacca says:

      *jumps in front of bullet, cause that joke was made of 100% Pure USDA choice win!* I love phonetic humor! :D

  9. G$ says:

    I’d totally sport a shirt of this pic. But that’s cause I’m a nerd..

  10. Whaappened says:

    Or you cheat and get all three at once.

  11. SoLIDHiTTmAn says:

    Need more coins…

  12. HellCat says:

    how about another women?

    The possiblities are endless and full of 3′s.

    Lucky Italian

  13. Araknoros says:

    i was halfway expecting to see a pic of the back reading: “then it all goes away” with like bowser or something under the words

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