Friday Caption Fun, Round 43
April 17, 2009 82 Comments
Team Melee is the playlist of choice for those desiring a double dose of experience this weekend. Any time this particular gametype finds its way into the regular rotation, I can’t help but miss the Halo 2 days of 16 player Plasma Punchout on Midship. And by miss I mean I hated that fucking gametype. Unless I was host of course, then it was awesome! While I indulge in a little nostalgia, let’s recap last week’s witty responses and then we can try our hand at captioning yet another interesting image!
- “The Chieftain just found out he drunk dialed the Prophets last night. He’s had that face for 2 hours now.” (retinence)
- “The Covenant Phone Sex hotline was forced to go offline due to budget cuts. Chieftain didn’t take it too well…” (SpartanT1g3r)
- “Sadly the Covenant technicians didn’t realize the hearing loss associated with long term usage of the Gravity Hammer… ‘I CAN’T HEAR YOU! WHAT YOU SAY?!?’” (t0rm3n7)
- “At first he was intrigued by the naughty picture his wife sent him on his new camera phone…until he saw that all-too-familiar Mark VI armor laying next to the bed!!” (BerserkerBarage)
- “DAMN YOU PREDICTIVE TEXT!!!!!!” (Divine Plan)
- “Welcome to XBox Customer Support. Your call may be monitored or recorded to ensure quality…” (the Light Show)
- “Yep, I think the stress is really getting to Louis Wu.” (Cailus)
I don’t think it’s necessarily the stress getting to Louis Wu but more that he may have seen my hawty.bungie.org article! I will now be going into hiding for an undetermined length of time (someone email me when it’s safe to come out please) but not before I leave you with another picture to caption. This screenshot is called “Looking for Money” but what is your funny caption for it?
Author: Mini Waz
“Awww this couch…….. It’s so soft……… everything is just wonderful………aaawwwwwwhhhhhghghghghghghgh”
(10 pts to whoever gets the reference first.)
“Hey, who let you in here? Get that F*&$ing camera out of my face!”
family guy right? when peter does drugs
Family guy!
The Recession affects everyone-including 7 foot super soldiers.
“Uh-oh Master Chief passed out with his shoes on.. Quick get the SHARPIE!”
With the new 3 second vasectomy technique being such a success, the UNSC decided to give all future medical contracts to SPY-KAR Medlabs.
Everyone’s out so the Chief decides to look for his ‘special’ magazines and have some quality alone time. The friction’s already causing his crotch plate to glow.
“Where are they now?”
I honestly barely knew what that show was about, but it just seemed to fit. Also-
“Where the hell is MAH *** **** COFFEH!?”
Come on, baby, why don’t you have seat right here?
“I know it’s pretty baby… but I didn’t take it out for air.”
Who charges 24$ for a medium pizza?! This is ridiculous, But I am so damn hungry!
Where is that remote, c’mon,I’m gonna miss American Idol!
Oh Angel…Why don’t you have a seat on ol’ Master Chief’s lap?
I Hope Angel gets home soon…
Crotch glowing…must call BS Angel to help relieve pressure….
*realizes he has a huge-ass spike in his crotch*
*passes out on couch*
Read XKCD?
I totally read that as “huge ass-spike”… >_>
You win, forever.
lol I read it as huge ass-spike too.
Bored out of his mind watching Grifball, Master Chief decided to desperately find some way to get his codpiece off…
Ahh… the commercials were right! Febreze makes fabrics so much comfier.
They told me the tattoo would be bigger than in real life!
Sooo…*rubs couch all sexy like*…come here often?
“On this episode of The Real World: New Mombasa! Will Master Chief find enough money to pay for his parking tickets, while Cortana and Gravemind go out on a date.”
Sometimes, I like to lie down and have people watch my movie.
…and by “Watch my movie”, I mean blow me.
After taking a needle to the groin, Master Chief thought he better go and have it removed before it caused any more damage. After all… He still wants a son, right?
Darn recession….. Even Spartans have to scrounge up their loose change.
Gotta get enough change to go to Taco Bell for a taco grande.
Where did I put that movie/ library book?
Is that where the “Underwear Gnomes” live? (bet very few will get that reference)
South Park
Chief: Uughh! The couch is all wet!! Is that…*squish squish* ok, who peed on the couch!?!?
Seinfeld reference?
“Poppy peed on the couch!”
“Master Chiefs hangover was not helped by the fact he had chucked up in his own helmet”
As bs angel finally cracks open the Master Chiefs cod piece a faint glow appeared…
Followed by a chorous of angels, right? No pun intended.
“Oh man what happened last night?”
*looks at crotch*
“WTF IS THAT?!”
hmmm…I know I left it down here somewhere. Arbiter, where’s the remote? Star trek’s on in a mo’, and I haven’t missed one episode yet!
First of the promotional posters for Spartains Gorne Wild Volume 3
5 minutes later, he’s still asleep on a lilo, drifting in a lake. His flatmates weren’t laughing so hard when he got back…
Master Chief beta tests a new Microsoft virtual reality training sim based upon his own combat experiences in the field. It’s called Killzone 2.
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Only a truly luxurious seat is suitable for the beholder of the index, the saviour of humanity, the avenger of the forerunners… The Recliner!
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“Damnit Cortana, I’ll find you if it’s the last thing I do… You’re not under the cushions on the couch and I’ve already checked upstairs three times!”
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Master Chief finally managed to sell his sofa but to his surprise there was no Prophet.
Recliner= win.
“Man… I am really stoned. Did I drop weed down here?”
Chief vowed never to let Cortana go after he found her all those years ago. Today, he lost her once again. Guess where.
Dude, I warned you about trying to outgun BS Angel. You will either get killed or she will shoot you in the groin with a spiker. Either way, it hurts.
That sounds like a pretty good tactic! :writes it down for next time:
Hey look, I found Waldo under the couch.
Since everyone is doing refences to some cartoon series: “Mmmm….couch”
“Zzzzzz”
“zzz…happy christmas..zzz” “zzz…rukt…fist….zz” (True Halo fans will get thoose)
The Halo 3 launch party was a rousing success until MC decided to it was time to show everyone his “M6D.”
More like “M6Deez nuts”
OK Chief, now lean back and give me a shy look to the side… that’s it! I’m getting the lighting to reflect just right off the codpiece…This is sooo going to make the OXM centerfold, baby!
For all of the horrific power of the ONI surgery proceedures, they couldn’t repress the full sexual might that is the Master Chief.
The Chief’s reaction when he first saw Cortana was…unexpected. Fortunately, since every other male in existence had reacted the exact same way, Cortana had learned to not let it bother her.
Hood: …Chief? I only said you’d be fighting with the Arbiter again…
Wake me, when you need me.
I lol’d :)
Win!
“NO! No matter how hard the covenant tries i will never let my couch go!”
I don’t know who keeps poking me in the back when I sit on this couch, but if you are not Cortana or BS Angel, I’m shooting you in the head.
*looks under couch*
Arbiter, is that you?
“We were standing there; father and son at the crossroads of life just looking at one another, and I’ll never forget, you guys, what my dad said to this very day. Quote-on-quote he finally took a long breath and he said to me, ‘Someday this will be all yours…’”
The only good Dane Cook episode!
Drunk Spartan: I just turned the corner and…hiccup..I looked over and Johnson was gone. Just like..hiccup…now. Poor Johnson. Poor soft…hiccup…white..fluffy..hiccup..zzzzzzzzzz
He wants you to sit here baby.
Master Chief decided he wanted to change the colour of his couch, he couldn’t afford paint so he had to improvise via the use of his hands.
Even after this experience, MC still didn’t understand the ending to 2001: A Space Odyssey
Sup baby? This couch is really soft…..so comfy…..Wanna see home halo pronz for real?
Mm, sauna…
Even Spartans need a nice place to relax after sleighing covenant.
Now where did i put that bottle of lotion??
lol!
New Halo 3 Master Chief figures-Heavy Petting Edition
Why don’t ya come pop a squat right next to ole’ johnny?
“aww damnit, Hawty ruined my perfect ass groove!”
“Hey dude, sweet… glowing….. boner?”
“Chief sat down on what looked like a normal couch, un-knowing that it was composed of Lekgolo that had been painted a pale yellow… “
“Master Chief tried out Smilin-Bob’s lifestyle for a week sans-enzyte… it’s been glowing like that for days.”
Help! The couch is eating me!
I’d probably be enjoying this more if I could feel my butt.
His gun running out of ammo and the Flood closing on him, the Chief fell back onto the couch and started checking underneath the cushions for spare change. He’d be damned if he was going to die with only a dollar fifty.
“Hey look! A quarter!”
“I am the spartan… that dosn’t do anything… i just sit around and play halo. and if you ask us what my gamerscore is…. I’ll just tell you… I don’t do gamerscore!”
Don’t worry, that’s just my gun.
“The fact that I’m in a all male sauna and I’ve got a boner is totally a coincidence”
Oh. My. God… Its everywhere…wheres my damn ShamWow?! I do hope its as handy as the TV says it is…
“There is still time to see who will win the match, but first the remote must be found, you shall search under the couch pillow, and you shall search beneath it, fate may have placed us apart but persistent search will make us united.”
(Truth has stolen the remote).
After the defeat of the flood with Halo 17: Okay this is the last one this time; Master Chief takes on the greatest infection of all time, Paris Hilton’s crabs.
Master Chief was honored when Matt Groening confronted him with the opportunity to star in a couch gag.
The morning after his encounter with bs angel. Chief searches desperately for some penicillin after noticing the growth on his codpiece.
I am so sorry about this one lol. its just so funny please dont be mad
Hmph.
;)
After a night of partying and drinking, the Chief wakes up to the not-so-pleasant surprise of a brand-new codpiece piercing.
Only two more dollars to get this codpiece buffed out.
This was on WMS a few days ago. Is that where you first saw it?
I’m not sure what WMS is but I decided to use it for FCF after people enjoyed it on the screenshot site. :)